Canadian pop punk super star Avril Lavigne, one of the few things to be produced by Belleville, Ontario that isn't meth amphetamine or racism, is to receive Canada's highest honour and join the ranks of the Order of Canada.

The Order is our lamer version of the OBE, aka Knighthood. But instead ot yf having a cool royal ceremony where a Royal annoints you with a sword on your shoulder - our unelected and mostly unknown Governor General who is appointed to act as a proxy of the Queen will hand out a keen badge and a handshake.

What does becoming a member of the Order get you? Discounts off your favourite burger from Harvey's? No, but you can put O.C. in your bio and your resumes so everyone asks you "what does OC mean in your bio?" for the rest of your life.

I'm proud of Avril, like me she's never denounced or tried to obscure her Canadian-ness like most of our celebrities do. And apparently she's done a lot to help kids with Lyme's disease which she herself suffers from... And we can always agree we respect her for her habit of spitting at paparazzi and reporters.

@FBIshill you must be proud of your gal today!

Are you eating Bill Gates FAKE FOOD? pic.twitter.com/jEc4iNSvPZ

— savage daughter (@DonnaPrissyrn1) June 26, 2024

Can't make this shit up lol

!neolibs, our old homeland is on DEFCON 1 suicide watch now that political appointees technocrats are no longer making up arbitrary rules.

I don't care that Trump did a gaffe

I don't care that Biden is r-slurred <text style="color:#343434">(all wingcucks/vooooters are)</text>

I don't care that two geriatric men struggled to form coherent sentences in front of a live audience.

^{I just wanna go back to making fun of s and chuds...}

That's right folks, tonight, for the first time this election cycle, Former President and Current Felon DONALD J TRUMP will face off in a battle of wits against Current President and Dementia Patient JOESPH BIDEN. There will be GAFFS . There will be LAUGHS . There will be ZINGERS . There will be DINGERS . And, Lord Willing, by the end of the debate we'll all know who we're voting for.

I will try my ABSOLUTE HARDEST to get a STREAM rolling, but I might be late. !jannies, if I am not able to, could one of you start it?

It starts tonight at 9:00PM Eastern Time. Eurocucks are, as always, NOT INVITED.

be there......... OR DIE!!!

dasha is an elf and anna is a vampire!

!chuds

At this point we're gonna need a required civics competency exam for both voters and candidates if this unapologetic stupidity doesn't stop.

That's racist

Propaganda works, and we're drowning in it. Unfortunately the good guys don't use it, because they tend to find mass social manipulation with crude psychosocial engineering techniques kinda immoral. So the most effective propaganda is largely produced by our enemies, foreign and domestic.

What we do is not propaganda chud! We're just teaching you how to be a decent human being

more than that, I feel like the sportification of politics has caused some people to just blindly select the "trump good biden bad" option in these polls, no matter what the prompt is.

He says this with zero hints of irony

Not sure where you're from, partner, but in the USA, some people pronounce Fascism kinda funny like…That may help explain the headline a bit.

The party of the working class

The irony is the one who said he'd be a dictator "only on day one" is none other than Trump, not Biden, facts. The mainstream media doesn't realize Trump will shut down the "lugenpresse" if he gets re-elected within a year of his second term, watch.

Burger dramatards you must go and vote for Trump now

Some people believe that the government is ran by a deep state cabal and the only way to fix things and to restore democracy is to let Trump rule as a dictator so he can clean house and purge all of the rogue elements.

Once again, no hints of irony

“Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” -- George Carlin

Words of wisdom, weirdly… but this seems to be ignorance of a new order. Can so many really not know any better?

So close and yet so far

Nate Silver the Fivethirtyeight dude has Trump most likely to win the election at the moment based on all the poll data. He's not trying to make it a close race to increase revenue. People need to realise that Trump has a better or equal chance of winning than Biden right now.

Fivethirtyeight is an aggregate site, and they haven't gotten an election right since 2012.

Not true they gave trump a much much higher chance of winning than anyone else, they also predicted the Biden win.

What was that question about choosing to live in ignorance again?

😈Satan could show up to America and claim he's the real victim and he's the one trying to save democracy and people will vote for him over Jesus.

Odd, I don't remember chuds claiming that Satan is the real hero of the Bible

The 2012 election was the last election with decent candidates. The fact that you have to choose between a corrupt fascist billionaire and an 81 year old war monger tells you everything you need to know about the state of American democracy. Please travel a lot more. It doesn't have to be like that. Mobilize, educate yourselves. A better system is possible. Look beyond American politics and understand that you've been living in a nationalist regime with neoliberal policies disguised as a democracy.

>please travel a lot more

This is such a bougie 'advice', just take time off work and spend all your savings to travel the world until you agree with me

In 1950, 5 years after the end of World War II, there was a nationwide survey in Germany that asked if Adolf Hitler was good for Germany. Remember that almost every German town got blasted to smithereens, and at the end of the war, 70 year old men and 10-year-old boys were guarding most cities. An astonishing 25% of the German people said that Adolf was good for Germany. Those same people are the ones that you are referring to in these "surveys" that think that drumpf would be good for the US.

This has nothing to do with Trump but it allows me to mention him and Hitler in the same paragraph so get worried already and vote for my side

Sample post, but the whole front page is filled with funny memes

Crimean Wind and other UA sources are reporting the possible destruction of a new Russian S-500 Prometheus air defense system near the Dzhankoi Air Field in occupied Crimea.

NASA FIRMS thermal imagery shows a fire at the presumed location of the MGM-140 ATACMS M39A1 Block I missile strike which was acquired at 1300 Kyiv Time (1000 UTC) on June 28, 2024 (today).

https://twitter.com/UKikaski/status/1806687112521224339

Another report: https://bulgarianmilitary.com/2024/06/28/rumors-say-atacms-hit-the-radar-of-russias-latest-s-500-system/

According to these "sources," while the launcher remained intact, the radar of the S-500 battery sustained damage.

If this is true it will be hilarious

Russia only has one S-500 regiment. It's like US losing their only THAAD system with 2 weeks of it being deployed to the front.

Backstory:

https://www.forbes.com/sites/davidaxe/2024/06/14/russia-has-one-s-500-air-defense-system-it-just-arrived-in-crimea-amid-a-storm-of-ukrainian-rockets/

I read the theory that obama is really running American? COULD this be true???? like Biden is OBVIOUSLY not fit to lead

I read the theory that obama is really running American? COULD this be true???? like Biden is OBVIOUSLY not fit to lead

I read the theory that obama is really running American? COULD this be true???? like Biden is OBVIOUSLY not fit to lead

I read the theory that obama is really running American? COULD this be true???? like Biden is OBVIOUSLY not fit to leadI read the theory that obama is really running American? COULD this be true???? like Biden is OBVIOUSLY not fit to lead