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Just did a fat shit again
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:marseynull: puts rDrama users out of a job, effortposts a compilation of top shelf redditor sneething

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Ye speaks on MeToo's woke agenda: "you b-words were not r*ped"
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https://github.com/deepseek-ai/Janus/blob/main/janus_pro_tech_report.pdf

USA lost, China Won, glory to the CCP! :marseysalutechina: :marseymaoist: :marseyxi:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738017067_PQy-yrh6dzvQA.webp

Orange Site:

https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=42843131

:marseybluecheck:

:marsey4chan:

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104075936

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104077316

https://boards.4chan.org/g/thread/104077293

:marseysnoo:

https://old.reddit.com/r/LocalLLaMA/comments/1ibd5x0/deepseek_releases_deepseekaijanuspro7b_unified/

https://old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1ibe4j7/deepseek_drops_multimodal_januspro7b_model/

https://old.reddit.com/r/StableDiffusion/comments/1ibdhct/once_you_think_theyre_done_deepseek_releases/

https://old.reddit.com/r/DeepSeek/comments/1ibfed1/news_deepseek_just_dropped_another_opensource_ai/

https://old.reddit.com/r/singularity/comments/1ibdyou/deepseek_just_dropped_janus_7b_mit_licensed/

https://old.reddit.com/r/China_irl/comments/1ibg4mh/deepseek%E5%88%9A%E5%8F%91%E5%B8%83%E4%BA%86%E5%8F%A6%E4%B8%80%E6%AC%BE%E5%BC%80%E6%BA%90ai%E6%A8%A1%E5%9E%8Bjanuspro%E5%A4%9A%E6%A8%A1%E6%80%81%E6%A8%A1%E5%9E%8B%E5%85%B6%E4%B8%ADjanuspro7b%E5%9C%A8%E6%B5%8B%E8%AF%95%E4%B8%AD/

:marseymouse:

https://hexbear.net/post/4363677?scrollToComments=false

https://hexbear.net/post/4364578?scrollToComments=false

BlueSky:

DeepSeek has released a new set of multimodal AI models that it claims can outperform OpenAI’s DALL-E 3.The models are part of a new model family that DeepSeek is calling Janus-Pro. They range in size from 1 billion to 7 billion parameters.Read more here: tcrn.ch/40Bc5Qm

β€” TechCrunch (@techcrunch.com) 2025-01-27T21:38:20.589Z

:marseyexcited:

https://rdrama.net/post/337205/deepseek-drops-multimodal-januspro7b-model-beating

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A federal judge, in a ruling late Friday evening, has denied an effort to block the Department of Government Efficiency from accessing sensitive data from the Department of Labor.

During the hearing, the plaintiffs' attorneys argued that if DOGE accessed DOL data, it would cause irreparable harm to their clients.

However, in his ruling, Bates found that the plaintiffs did not show that "at least one particular member is substantially likely to suffer an injury at the hands of the defendant."

Fricking wrecked.

These people can't do ANYTHING

:#marseyxd:

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News thread is FILLED with redditors suddenly caring about "muh freeze peach" :soysnooseethegenocide: :soysnoo2genocide:

CUAD about to get evaporated with a 2000lb bomb :ramonajakgenocide: :ramonajakgenocide: :ramonajakgenocide:

https://old.reddit.com/r/columbia/comments/1id0pom/trump_administration_to_cancel_student_visas_of/

Neolibs snarky as ever

https://old.reddit.com/r/Destiny/comments/1id0mxf/propalestine_students_on_visa_are_getting_deported/

DNC Headquarters secretly love it but still gotta rail against orange man :marseykamakama:

Personally this is the guy I want to see deported most:

https://canarymission.org/individual/Abdullah_Akl

Mr. -ACKl :pepezoomerhairgenocide: over here was responsible for this chant at Harvard, which I found quite revealing at the time:

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My Chud feed is out of control! Of all the videos it could have shown me, they could choose this one lol... Surprisingly though, not many noticers as I think they were drowned out by all the women arguing with one another.

1. :10inbongland: "you mean plating a meal... not cooking" :marseyscooter: "she didn't say she made it" :10inbongland: posts screenshot of the video clearly stating that she made it

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564815EB8AfupN6wR_ig.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173756481536qLU8HesQCWqQ.webp

2. :marseytrad: "making lunch... LOL!" :marseysouthernbelle1: "be nice... we should support our fellow Moms" :marseyindignantwoman: "you must have raised her!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816oYcxAZ6Yh8I8wA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816Jy9nd9qqwgHChQ.webp

3. :taylorlorenzcrying: "I can't even watch this... so unhealthy" :marseyfoidretard: "Okay Karen" :marseydarkfoidretard: "you don't even look like you eat healthy!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816NLBQzjWYw_d60A.webp

4. :marseykween: "maybe learn to wash dishes first..." :tradwifecry: "who are you to talk? flat back Betty!"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816GLAHuJuFXXXlPw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816eHzVg5l1wiapmQ.webp

5. :marseychingchong: "I'm Asian and I think this is okay" :impossibru: "then you not real Asian"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816ErIs-0XkE-VWjg.webp

6. :scaryasianwife: :marseychingchongraging: "is that paper plates..." :marseywomanmoment2: "most women in the USA work, hence the paper plates" :boomermonster: "you lazy F*cks..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816FPkqnBcocIPY8Q.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816cUQg_qeZthTrSg.webp

Noticer 1. :marseyshapiro: "I want to see her kids..."

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564816FtuRuqwqWPJGNw.webp

Noticer 2. :marseyshapiro: "watermelon... chicken... NEVER has the kids in her videos... I'm noticing!" :marseywomanmoment: :10inbongland: :marseyfrozenchosen2: "racist"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564817h7RXtrOQARwx4A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564817DO0IA036ZiB1SQ.webp

(Soy) Noticer 3. :soycry: "this is the most racist video I've seen all day!" :marseychonkerfoidindignant: "I was looking for Kool Aid and grape soda"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564817AJJlkVwcMc-IGQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737564817pZ7ocKYp4MRJ9g.webp

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  • haggiskong : libertarianism apologism
  • Salvadore_Ally_Chud : sneed. Some of your westoid great grandparents married their wives at 14. Stop rewriting history.
  • Xkong : libertarian apologia no trans lives matter

I have seen this stupid fricking factoid come up every single time people are trying to make fun of libertarians ( which I am okay with ), but the factoid in and of itself is complete useless fricking bullshit and I know this for a fact.

Look at every single "backwards" 3rd world nation in the world and well into the 20th century most of them were marrying off their daughters at 13 or 14 or 15 years of age whenever there was an opportunity for the right price and status. Somehow. SOMEHOW! You want me to believe that WHITISTAN is the only place in the world which when it was living primarily on agriculture, and even centuries before there was any official attempt to have a legal age of consent for the world, with 3rd world tier quality of life, was somehow having parents go, yes I will wait for my kid to grow till they are 20 years old before marrying them off because we all know by 21st century standards that is the right time to marry them off, IS COMPLETE FRICKING BULLSHIT!

You would need a society so exceptional for that in their behavior and ideology that it does not match a single other society on the planet. STUPID R-SLURRED REDDIT FRICKS look at a case of some princess getting married off at 20 or some shit and go looookkk they knew what an adult age of consent was are those people fricking retarrded yes they fricking are THIS IS REWRITING HISTORY LIVE to match some contemporary bullshit moral ideals that pisses me the frick off.

EVERY FRICKING COUNTRY IN THE WORLD WHEN IT WAS LIVING LIKE POOR PEOPLE WOULD HAVE CASES OF SELLING THEIR DAUGHTERS OFF BEFORE They were 18 because age of consent is itself a modern contemporary concept!!

YOU DON"T SEE ANY OF THE CRUSADE ERA LITERATURE CALLING OUT MOHAMMAD FOR hAVING S*X WITH A TEENAGER!!! THEY LITERALLY CONSIDERED MUSLIMS TO BE DEMON WORSHIPPERS OR EQUIVALENT THEY WOULD HAVE GONE AFTER MOHAMMAD TO SLANder HIM WITh thAT if THEY ACTuALLY BELIEVED IN AN 18+ AGE OF CONSENT IN THOSE TIME PERIODS!!!!

THE CONCEPT OF TEENAGERS WASN'T EVEN A REAL COMMON THING UNTIL THE 20TH CENTURY!!!!!!

FRICKING REDDITORS! FRICKING REWRITING HISTORY TO MATCH MODERN VALUES BULLSHIT! FRICKING R-SLURS EVERYWHERE ONLINE!!!

I dislike liars and especially condescending moralist liars.

Conclusion:

Stop rewriting history to match your current day moral values. It is bullshit and ruins everybody's day.

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Zuck owned by :marseybeaver:
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For community :marseypluribusanus: note
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Could Elon potentially get Reddit banned? :marseyconfused: (or at least downgraded somehow)

There was 0 care when Elon gave his three word reply to a tweet :marseyelonmusktalking: about redditors wanting to kill him and his zoomer concubines :soysnooseethetalkingtyping: :!marseyfemboy: and the sub just went down at a snap of the finger. :marseydisintegrate:

We all know it's because of them needing to janny it up so he can't find anything more, :marseyjanny2: :marseygatekeeper2: :marseyelonmusk: but does he even have any power to potentially bring the entire site down? :marseysaturngenocide: :marseysnoogenocide: :#elonsalute:

He always replies to longposts about shit nobody cares about :!marseyelonmusk: :!marseylongpost: so could it be possible to compile a large list of Reddit wrongs :marseynotes: , threadify them for twitter :marseybluecheck: , then send it straight to him and see where this goes? :marseyelonmusk: :marseyattentionseeker:

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what have you been reading recently thread

balancing like 3 books right now. finished a muriel spark in the middle of the night last night while eating salami out of the fridge.

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Some say she's a villain and others a heroine

					
					
					
	

				
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Notes on the Crises | Day Five of the Trump-Musk Treasury Payments Crisis of 2025: Not "Read Only" access anymore

For anyone unfamiliar, the eponymous "crises" in the title are NOT about the evil orange man who is bad - Notes on the Crises is a political economy newsletter started a few years ago by Nathan Tankus to comment on the intersecting global economic disasters triggered by the Covid-19 pandemic.

Nathan is a @TracingWoodgrains style "truth neurodivergent" not a wingcucked political hack. He's just a big giant dork who does things like FOIA request the minutes from all US Federal Reserve Board meetings from 1967-1973

Nathan looks like this, and I would believe almost anything that he writes, because it is backed by powerful neurodivergent spirits.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738675390NCetNa1oCGswHw.webp

When he writes about the COBOL code in the treasury department, I'm confident he's talking to beardy old men who write and maintain that code.


I would also like to clarify some confusion on social media. The issue with understanding and grasping a COBOL system is not knowing COBOL, as a programming language, in the abstract. Nor is it, god help me, something that AI can "do" because you fired one of these chatbots up and got some code that could compile when you asked "write me some COBOL code". The issue is understanding the specific physical limitations of the system, the way that it interacts with the "Business Logic" of the code and a million other contextual factors.

There is specific code which tells you where to direct specific payments in specific ways and the structures, and why they are structured the way they are, requires deep contextual knowledge. This is "business logic". The entire issue with COBOL and why it has been such a struggle to maintain it is that COBOL systems (both private and public) developed for decades with very little documentation, have a million different path dependent coding choices. Mar Hicks 2020 article in Logic Magazine "Built to Last" is worth a read on this topic.

This is what I meant yesterday when I referenced that 30 different COBOL systems at Treasury had developed their own "dialects" and they launched Payment Application Modernization (PAM), which among other things, unified them. What they unified was the business logic of those systems (as well as likely other factors, most notably the physical architecture of the systems they ran on). Part of me wishes they didn't modernize with PAM because those 30 different and distinct systems would have been more secure from their infiltration. PAM processed 4.7 trillion dollars of payments in 2024.

It's also true that some similar issues can emerge with other more recent programming languages and the way "business logic" emerges if a mission critical IT system developed using a more recent programming language. But COBOL is unique; after all it's literally "common business-oriented language". So while knowing the COBOL programming language is better than not knowing it, it does not make that much of a difference with these young Musk programmers mucking about.

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https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/machlny/?context=8

https://old.reddit.com/r/Africa/comments/1iezval/the_battle_for_africa_is_happening_congo/mac96so/?context=8

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Another great example of American education going down the drain

https://preview.redd.it/has-anyone-else-seen-this-v0-q3d130l45fhe1.jpeg?width=1080&crop=smart&auto=webp&s=7f669e1b5f7543325f5b91e914f66c5cad7c4f11

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:redlight: SPAL FLIRTS WITH :marseytrain2: ON PURPOSE :redlight:

RED ALERT!!! OLDEST SPAL VICTIM KNOWN TO DATE ALSO HAS A PEEPEE!!!! :marseytrain2: Rachel (he/him) then cucks him mid-speech about how it's totally a hermaphrodite dooood not a :marseytrain: with a shenis!1!1!!

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737758422HjC9ynGPxuavIw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/173775842342AHndX5lDJKSA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737758423rlYO25XPiJe0Iw.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737758424WCXJWqI9gOH1ug.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17377584245QqTRmSSayqFGQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737758424BQJtSsJO6Jr7aQ.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737758425sIOJOnIqetnz1A.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17377584253UAkBrDI46Uagg.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/1737758425EDEVO7-98SdLsA.webp https://i.rdrama.net/images/17377584261WFj5-S93qbAeA.webp

!metashit eat up! :marseyjump:

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Rate my fit fashneighbors.

Drake:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17389538921FSDvda4Fl966Q.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953892eYSFvhg045Qm3g.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953892hN2TdW2U85_04A.webp

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738953892JdDq_u89cor-Mw.webp

!fashion

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  • usernaw : the most blatant rage bait ad in the world
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Wholesome s*x worker decides to search for a life partner on Twitter so she can become a stay at home mom [SURVEY INSIDE]

https://www.guidedtrack.com/programs/dkuryfl/run

We NEED as many dramatards as possible filling this out. If you're a lonely virgin then THIS IS YOUR FRICKING CHANCE !personalarmy !incels @lankyhands

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GEN Z PILOT AND A TERRAIN WARNING GEN Z PILOT AND A TERRAIN WARNING

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1738518526w1RZHBXjHG2ywg.webp

Ye is a trendsetter after all. It would be really funny if they treated it like saying BIPOC and didn't let white prople do it.

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Sound on for raccoon noises.

!coons

Dude was asking the staff to check their system for a record he was looking for, they told him they were too busy (pretty clearly trying to get him to just leave), and then he went off on them. He kept saying: "Think about what you are saying my friend! This is not wise! This is not wise at all!". There were five employees that had no means to actually handle the situation and just kept saying "You need to leave!" while the dude carried on. Finally they gave up and the guy went back to shopping. I was trying to check out, so I got a front row seat to the action. The staff were absolutely seething afterwards, but again, they couldn't handle the situation themselves and just had to hope he would eventually leave. It was funny as frick.

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