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trans lives matter

I learned recently that US male workers' wages rose 36% in real terms from 1960 to 1980 (the year Reagan was elected) and 0% from then onward. Supply side economics is one of the biggest scams ever perpetrated.

Ah yes, what about Amerikanskis? Talk about them, not us!

Source for Canadian conservatives pushing the same reforms?

Shut your MOUTH CHUD

Just Kidding I don't actually hate Zonkeys

Important

It’s cold where I am and for whatever reason that’s made my dreams more vivid as late so here’s my dreams from the past three days.

Day 1: I was in a class that was about remembering dreams which involved painting fruit. I remarked that I didn’t need to take the class because I remembered all my dreams already (meta moment). For some reason all the kids were really mean to me. Telling me to grow up and to stop being annoying. I told the teacher and she said “what should I ruin everyone else’s experience because your feelings are hurt?” I got really upset and went to the principal’s office where the vice principal who was also my coworker was waiting also for the principal. When the principal never showed up I just walked out seething about my feelings being hurt. I was wandering around the French quarter of New Orleans except it had the architecture of my hometown. There I found a fried chicken place where the teacher and the student who was exceptionally mean to me were working. My parents were there too for some reason. I told them we should report the teacher for not doing all the work herself and my parents told me that was dumb. Then we went to this ice cream shop where everything was served on menus and for some reason my menu was covered in dirt.

Day 2: I was at an arcade (common setting along with theme parks) playing a racing game and also on a swing. Eventually the dream morphed and I was actually racing and beating everyone else. When we chose the next map it was set in this really large facility covered in yellow mats where these women who all looked the same would force you to do some gymnastics pose before you could continue on the race. I was doing so well in the race that I found a time gated door. There was also another time gated door next to it that wasn’t part of the race so I decided to go through it despite the lady next to the door telling me I shouldn’t. When the door opened there was a ladder leading down into a really dingy room with small black and white tiles. It was also really dark. I could hear a girl singing a song down there and it freaked me out so much I slammed the door shut and continued on the race. Eventually I saw these two identical dudes who promised me they would make something important happen. I allowed them to do it and they summoned this lady with long white hair, yellow eyes, and bunny ears who said her name was Asmoday and I was super scared of her. She showed me what the world was like before humans had to race in this complex. It was a large boat and I was a toddler for some reason. Some lady picked me up and then I was taken back to the complex. Since I witnessed that I got to view a special area called heck and it was dark and scary until I turned on the lights and realized it was just some guys room?

Day 3 (aka last night): my parents told me I was going to move to Florida on my own and become a marine biologist except when they showed me everything it was in that corporate art style. I was incredibly upset they wanted me to do that and I begged them to let me stay and finish college and they relented. Then some girl asked me to join her idol group and I said yes and did that for a while which was fun. I also remember coloring in a bear and throwing pinecones for some reason.

https://www.splunk.com/en_us/blog/bulletins/splunk-files-intellectual-property-complaint-against-cribl.html

Read it here!

https://old.reddit.com/r/Splunk/comments/xwnp99/so_is_cribl_going_away/

Splunk Files Intellectual Property Lawsuit Against Cribl

Splunk Inc. (NASDAQ: SPLK), the data platform leader for security and observability, today announced that it filed a lawsuit against Cribl in the United States District Court for the District of Delaware, alleging patent infringement, copyright infringement, unfair competition, and other claims. The complaint alleges that Cribl infringes numerous Splunk copyrights and patents, and has unlawfully misappropriated Splunk source code and confidential materials.

Splunk’s complaint alleges that Clint Sharp, CEO and Co-founder of Cribl, founded Cribl using code that he took from Splunk when he was a Splunk employee without permission or a license to do so. Splunk further alleges that Cribl and Mr. Sharp encouraged Splunk employees, who they recruited to Cribl, to misappropriate confidential technical and business documents from Splunk. Moreover, Splunk alleges that since then, Cribl has developed and marketed its software by, among other things, making unlicensed copies of Splunk’s copyrighted software, and is willfully infringing numerous patents awarded to Splunk by the United States Patent and Trademark Office.

According to the complaint, Cribl is “a business built on the back of Splunk’s labor and intellectual property, without license and without regard for ethics, the rights of others, or the law.” The complaint explains further that unfortunately Cribl’s actions left Splunk no choice but to file this lawsuit. While Splunk is disappointed that Cribl’s behavior and wrongdoing have forced it to take this action, Splunk is confident the judicial process will determine that Cribl has infringed and misappropriated Splunk’s intellectual property for Cribl’s own benefit. This case is about Cribl’s misconduct. Splunk is not changing how it works with customers and partners, and looks forward to continuing to help them leverage Splunk to drive great insights and effective results.

Finally the battle you've all been waiting for!

Famous lolcow /u/BunHein, moderator /r/voles and /r/7eleven/

vs.

TRANS COMMIES

i browse there to feel better about myself and noticed today they went private, what happened lmao.

Alternative idea: make good drama posts until you have enough coin to create the hole yourself, you disgusting panhandling street urchin.

There's like 100 total people on this site what do we even need all this shit for? if your thread is good itll get seen and upmarseyed

We need that smith gets academy awards nomination

>Farmajo’s intent (seen in his reforms) was to boot foreign intervention out of Somalia..period. His plan was to close down Halane base, he gave NISA control of immigration where foreign agents and planes were thoroughly searched for the first time in our history since barre;by central GOV (HSM just reversed this btw), he banned Somali gov meetings to be held in foreign land such as Nairobi and Addis and forced meetings to be held in Somalia, he built our army and looked to eastern Allies for support, he planned AMISON & AU exit and succeeded. He was a nationalistic president who promoted self reliance and independence ; not adhering to Neo Colonialism. That’s why the west hated him especially the US & the UK.

>Bihi is busy building churches and commemorating gaalos. Introducing homosexuality, honoring slain pre-independence colonial British soldiers, slandering his ethnic people down south, booting indigenous tribes other than isaacs outside Somaliland. He’s a poisonous well being drank fully by his blind tribal followers.

>Somaliland, in hindsight is a EU & US mission. They adhere to foreign policies so they get the support where we lacked in. Doesn’t take a scientist to see.

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Angry subhuman Isaaqlander retorts:

>These kind of deranged posts need to be reproduced and published in all Somaliland media outlets to show the kind of vile, disgusting and toxic hatred filled narratives being pushed by so-called Somalia “nationalists” (another word for the remnants of the defeated cult of accused male feminist and treacherous CBB Farmajo, the same supporters of the dead dictator). Somaliland needs to prepare how to deal with these left over extremists.

“Movies like Austin Powers and Kill Bill — they presented these caricatures of women of Asian descent as oversexualized or aggressive,” Markle said, referencing the hyper-sexualized characters Fook Yu and Fook Mi in Austin Powers in Goldmember and Lucy Liu’s hyper-violent O-Ren Ishii in Kill Bill. She noted that such characterizations go at least as far back as 1924, when Anna May Wong played a scheming Mongol slave opposite Douglas Fairbanks in The Thief of Bagdad.

Markle maintainted that, “This toxic stereotyping of women of Asian descent…this doesn’t just end once the credits roll.”

As a case in point, she introduces sociologist Nancy Wang Yuen who wrote about the Dragon Lady stereotype in her book Reel Inequality: Hollywood Actors and Racism. Yuen told the story of being catcalled by a man using a line out of Full Metal Jacket while she was traveling to an academic conference.

“I myself have been propositioned in an airport in Atlanta of all places by a stranger who said, ‘Me so horny,’ just yelled it out to me.”

Even redditors are dunking on this vapid twat.

https://old.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/xvr52j/meghan_markle_calls_out_austin_powers_kill_bill/

https://old.reddit.com/r/entertainment/comments/xvr52j/meghan_markle_calls_out_austin_powers_kill_bill/?sort=controversial

https://old.reddit.com/r/jailbreak/comments/xvkn88/news_cydia_files_an_appeal_after_the_antitrust/

https://old.reddit.com/r/apple/comments/xvqoba/cydia_files_appeal_after_unofficial_app_stores/

Cydia Files Appeal After Unofficial App Store's Lawsuit Against Apple Dismissed - MacRumors

Cydia Files Appeal After Unofficial App Store's Lawsuit Against Apple Dismissed

District Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers dismissed the company's antitrust lawsuit against Apple last month, according to court documents. SaurikIT sued Apple in late 2020, alleging that the company has an illegal monopoly over iOS app distribution given that the App Store is the only authorized marketplace where users can download apps on the iPhone and iPad. The complaint also alleged that Apple has «consistently tried to snuff out alternative app stores,» including Cydia. Cydia launched in early 2008, months before Apple's own App Store.

For example, long before Apple introduced the Control Center on the iPhone, there was a tweak available on Cydia called SBSettings that offered similar functionality. SaurikIT is owned by Jay Freeman, who is one of several developers and companies who have sued Apple for alleged anticompetitive behavior in relation to the App Store over the past few years, with others including Fortnite creator Epic Games, streaming music service Spotify, FlickType keyboard app creator Kosta Eleftheriou, and more. Apple has repeatedly denied that the App Store is a monopoly given that it faces competition from the Google Play store on Android devices. Apple has also repeatedly touted the privacy and security benefits of the App Store, arguing that third-party app stores on the iPhone could expose users to fraud, malware, and other risks.

I trust Apple far more than random developer #329487 when it comes to security and privacy. I’m not sure if this lawsuit has any merit, but neither does Apple when they make up excuses to block sideloading.

Remy149

Except consumers have multiple over manufacturers to buy phones from.

Apple Fails in Bid to Dismiss Cydia Creator's Amended Antitrust Lawsuit

Apple has lost a bid to dismiss an antitrust lawsuit filed against it by Jay Freeman, creator of an alternative App Store known as Cydia for «jailbroken» iPhones and iPads. Freeman sued Apple in late 2020, alleging that Apple has an illegal monopoly over iOS app distribution through the App Store. Prominent developer Kosta Eleftheriou has settled his 2021 lawsuit against Apple over its App Store review actions that he said hindered his ability to distribute apps on the platform while allowing copycat competitors to flourish, reports TechCrunch. «The United States Justice Department is in the early stages of crafting an antitrust complaint against Apple, reports Politico.

Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney Calls Apple's App Store a 'Disservice to Developers'

«Epic Games CEO Tim Sweeney has called Apple's App Store, which has helped app makers earn over $260 billion since its launch, a »disservice to developers« that forces them to treat their apps as »sub-par. Apple today announced it is expanding its offering of how developers can promote their apps on the App Store, helping developers expand their reach and making it easier to discover more of what the App Store has to offer.

Epic Games Says Court 'Reached the Wrong Answer' and Made 'Multiple Legal Errors' in Apple Fight

Epic Games and Apple are continuing with their legal dispute, and today, Epic Games filed its Appeal Reply and Cross-Appeal Response Brief, following Apple's appeal filing back in March. « Apple, ....

EU Passes Law to Switch iPhone to USB-C by End of 2024

The European Parliament today voted overwhelmingly in favor of enforcing USB-C as a common charging port across a wide range of consumer electronic devices, including the iPhone and AirPods, by the end of 2024. This... 10 New iOS 16 Features Coming Later This Year iOS 16 was released to the public three weeks ago with a customizable Lock Screen, the ability to edit iMessages, improvements to Focus modes, and much more. And in the coming months, iPhone and iPad users have even more new features to look forward to. We've rounded up 10 new features coming to the iPhone and iPad later this year, according to Apple.

Apple is developing new iPad Pro, Mac, and Apple TV models, and at least some of these products will be released in October, according to Bloomberg's Mark Gurman. However, Gurman continues to believe that Apple is unlikely to hold an event this month. Now, evidence suggests that Apple is planning to release iOS 16.0.3 with additional bug fixes.

Apple SIM No Longer Available for Activating New Cellular Data Plans on iPads

As of October 1, Apple SIM is no longer available for activating new cellular data plans on supported iPad models, according to an Apple support document. Introduced in 2014, the Apple SIM was designed to allow iPad users to activate cellular data plans from multiple carriers around the world. Apple on September 23 officially launched the second-generation version of the AirPods Pro, introducing updated Active Noise Cancellation, Adaptive Transparency, improved sound, and more.

How big of an upgrade are Apple's cheapest mainstream flagship phones?

IPhone 13 Pro vs. Apple on September 12 released iOS 15.7 and iPadOS 15.7, delivering important fixes for multiple security vulnerabilities, including at least one that has been actively exploited.

I really like the Autotune in this tbh. It fits perfectly with the intended feeling of the sections it's in.