Was almost was counting this as a win for them until about 1:40 when he started getting smug bitching about consumerism or something.

I was looking at a bald dude eating a sandwich and got sad. How do you do it baldcels?

A mighty text

'Tween prose and screed

But alas, those words,

I did not read.

Not good! Felt like a weird mesh of things that should never go together. Didn’t work at all for me and left a bad taste in my mouth.

Hope the food combination is better than the film.

So I recently started reading Paradise Lost because I needed something to do in the mornings before classes start and am also incredibly conceited and like to feel smarter than others. I expected it to be hellishly boring and drop it after the first few lines, but it's surprisingly entertaining (the part with Sin and Death is probably the most interesting so far and Belial is a little b-word). Right now, I'm up to the part where Ithuriel and Zephon find Satan in Eden. I was wondering if there is any other classical literature that's worth reading and won't make me want to rip my eyes out, since I'm asking you people apparently?

Also, remember when Liam Neeson, completely unprompted, said that he once tried to murder a black guy? The frick was that?

So apparently Taylor's album includes a new 10 minute song about her 3 month relationship with Jake Gyllenhaal from literally a decade ago. There's some drama about him apparently keeping a scarf? Also him being 30 and her being 20 at the time? Anyways, swifties battle it out with incels on TikTok and Twitter and it's kinda funny.

More drama here: https://vm.tiktok.com/ZM8bm6cEE/

https://yahoo.com/lifestyle/twitter-roasting-tf-jake-gyllenhaal-140000508.html

https://scarymommy.com/jake-gyllenhaal-red-taylor-swift/?amp=1

https://elle.com/culture/celebrities/a38234207/jake-gyllenhaal-taylor-swift-all-too-well-twitter-reactions/

I actually don't know why this mindset makes them THIS mad lol

Is a hot dog a sandwich?

This question has plagued /tg/ alignment threads for years. Finally, the Notorious R. B. G. has made her stance. Will (spoiler)oids start a holy war against hot dog sandwichhood? Will (spoiler)oids march to their local Subways, demanding them to start carrying hot dogs? Find out after 2:45 of Stephen Colbert trying (and failing) to make an 85 year old laugh.

Gross, gross, gross. I'd rather watch someone's head get exploded. Apparently it's really an abscess or "plaque from a vein" too.

Tl:DR- Wokies make movie about greatest Dalit icon in the last 70 years, a fat politician. Get btfo for portraying her as oppressed which is 'stereotyping' them. Flayed alive for having an actually attractive actress act the part of this absolute unit

ACAB

Nothing would cause more seething and outrage among the dramatards than people loving on the velvet hippos.

It seems like there's a 75% chance something will infinitely load.

HE

CROSSED

THE

STREAMS!!!!