Mayo Provides Miracle for Endangered Turtles
17 0 comments 2021-02-24 Galatians_416
Man facing electoral recall asks constituents not to recall him in the only language poor people understand. It's a bold play, but is it too little too late?
198 108 comments 2021-02-23 trailerparkmalarkey
Is zero a number, or not? Believers in imaginary money fight with butt-loving locals over the truth of incredible 0% down
14 18 comments 2021-02-23 JimieWhales
Rapper sings about Japanese Beef and makes a widow so mad she sics birds on him.
48 4 comments 2021-02-23 alphetaboss
Apparently Mr. Wonderful on Shark Tank is going to start giving a prize to the business owners that give the worst pitches each season.
71 39 comments 2021-02-23 MasterLawlz (self.drama)
Does anyone have or know how to acquire an IBM 5110?
11 10 comments 2021-02-23 Violent_Yet_Polite
Nick Fuentes' blackface-streaming catboy ex-boyfriend gets raided by the feds, but NOT for CP, he swears!
117 113 comments 2021-02-23 fujiste
Trekkie-shekels BTFO by NY Attorney General, cryptards banning anyone who mentions it
37 6 comments 2021-02-23 JimieWhales
🤔 Maybe anthropomorphized and sexualized cartoon animals lead to furries. Then what could twenty years of the top grossing movies being capeshit lead to? They typically show people using science to transition to the hero they want to be? 🤔
3 10 comments 2021-02-23 SandorClegane_AMA (self.drama)
Tiger proves he's better on the driving range than driving a car. Again
45 10 comments 2021-02-23 strallweat
Radical Centrist Al Qaeda launching new TV network to grift rightoid Burgers
30 14 comments 2021-02-23 JimieWhales
Radical Centrist Al Qaeda launching new TV network to grit rightoid burgers
1 0 comments 2021-02-23 [deleted]
Low effort Proud Bait, including the "husband" showing up, gets gobbled up anyway. Recommendation is, as always, divorce.
20 20 comments 2021-02-23 itsnotmyfault
Meghan Markle's sister writes a tell all book. Juicy stuff for fans of royal drama.
77 52 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Recently released from jail rapper Kodak Black continues his criminal spree by stealing another guy's girlfriend on Valentines day.
55 12 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
The "fake" movement has a new franchise; fake snow. Tik Tok users attempt to prove snow is fake government created snow as new conspiracy theory takes off.
108 66 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Man gets the 2 for 1 blacked and cucked combo. DM's get leaked and he gets promptly cancelled.
136 67 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Hedi dun spilled the beans boys
32 18 comments 2021-02-23 __TIE_Guy
Man accidentally joins ISIS while building a pipe bomb for his child's gender reveal party
297 49 comments 2021-02-23 YHofSuburbia
Coca Cola tells employees to act less white, rightoids respond by encouraging litigation
106 176 comments 2021-02-23 Meowing_Cows
Charlamagne tha god attempts to become an r drama mod
0 1 comments 2021-02-23 [deleted]
Turns out it wasn't just a trip for his daughters, as it is revealed that Ted Cruz's trip may have been an opportunity for him to get blacked. Or maybe it was for his wife?
61 2 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Harlem gets BLEACHED; residents respond with organized, armed violence
109 18 comments 2021-02-23 Funkyduffy
Turns out it wasn't just a holiday for his daughters, it may have also been an opportunity for Ted Cruz to get blacked. Or maybe for his wife?
1 0 comments 2021-02-23 [deleted]
Danish woman plays the ultimate 4d chess move to find a man. Her move? Being as hairy as possible.
29 4 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Stock market getting molested in pre market hours, visit any investing daily thread to see doomers coming out of their caves
23 47 comments 2021-02-23 eggAMA (self.drama)
The hair removal industry is in distress as a woman with chest hair lands the front page of Glamour UK.
42 10 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Man yells out “What are you going to do? Shoot me?” before stealing $200,000 worth of Chanel goods.
98 21 comments 2021-02-23 busslordlowkeybussin
Former richest man in the world: "🍆"
64 21 comments 2021-02-23 Galatians_416
Diamond Joe makes history as the first president to say the gamer word on TV
267 65 comments 2021-02-23 Funkyduffy