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https://twitter.com/Feld4014/status/1721074476870508608
All this to stand in a half empty room devoid of bobs and vagene.
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Can't access frick all from behind tor or a VPN anymore without getting 20+ "checking your connection is secure" (And frick off with that, you're literally just doing anti-spam checks against my browser, the connect doesn't come into play at all.)
And of course being a "sEcUirTy ProDucT" no errors or useful information of any sort is presented to me the user, lest I you know solve the fricking problem
For the last weeks you could work around this with an autoclicker and just spam the frick outta the spot where the captcha would appear until 1 made it thru. Now you seem to have to wait for the page to have loaded for a minute or more before even moving your mouse or you get rejected without even seeing a captcha.
At this point I just never close my browser because I know it's going to take upwards of an hour to log back into my various accounts and even if I do half the users of CF are massive r-slurs who do shit like put their API end point behind it so all their javashit calls fail and there's no way for me the user to ever fix this because cf will never accept a request made from javascript as being "legitment" (which is why you aren't goddarn meant to put your godarn API behind it)
And don't get me started on the tards who use a million different "cdn" subdomains each with their own cloudflare checks. "Oh you passed the challenge for x.com? Well now you need to do the same for imgs1.x.com, img2.x.com, imgs3.x.com ect before the site becomes usable
cloudflare has ruined the internet and I was right to publish all those bypasses on github back in the day
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What all did they get right?
The tech looks cooler in the ads as opposed to what we ended up with. These were directed by David Fincher, so maybe he's just good at making shit look cool 
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Apparently the laptop I'm selling is either corrupted or never had a windows key to start with.
- Snape : windows is as r-slur friendly as it gets, if you're too r-slurred to use it then keep yourself safe r-slur
- 89wc : majority of mods to #makewindowsgreatagain actually involve reintroducing XP behavior lol
- CREAMY_DOG_ORGASM : YWNBAW
- SPRINGWRWR : Bing isn't that bad!
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.webp?x=8 "Cat Ears (wiggly) - MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW MEOW")
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more stupid cryptocel shit that nobody actually cares about. apparently the "contract" that issues MOON is now (or will eventually be) unusable even by reddit (its issuer). this causes a run on the token (pathetic because its STILL under a dollar and STILL useless).
i genuinely dont understand why anyone other than thirdworlders would ever give an actual frick about this, but a lot of people are still mad and some are speculatively hopeful for some reason???
- Snape : who cares, use adblock
my cats love me 
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orange cight discusses: https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38155324
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They just opened a big pharma plant in China so they clearly dont seem like theyre downsizing.
https://global.chinadaily.com.cn/a/202311/07/WS6549fea9a31090682a5ecebc.html
Beg Bounties 
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Orange site discussion:
https://news.ycombinator.com/item?id=38245935
In the last decade there has been a rise in bug bounty programs where people report bugs they find for money. Along with that though, comes beg bounties, usually 'bug' reports sent by third worlders (mostly from india) who report bugs, like minor misconfigurations in DMARC or a missing CSP which have no impact on sercurity, or just something as low effort as saying they can view the source code of your website...
A typical beg bounty email will look something like this
https://twitter.com/troyhunt/status/1456944042353172487
And all these low effort bug reports to website owners demanding money end up drowning out any which might be legitimate.
"Nuclear Is A Dead End. We Must Abandon It Completely" -Paul Hockenos, a Berlin-based writer, wrote the first book on Central Europe's far right, in 1993. His most recent book is Berlin Calling: A Story of Anarchy, Music, the Wall and the Birth of the New Berlin. 
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Train has an interesting theory on why there are so many trans-women in tech. 
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Gay people are rich apparently
100%. A lot of older gay people went for well paying jobs and careers as a way to cope with the shame that came with being gay. They strived for success so they could feel like it made up for all the hate they got for being gay.
This is also why you see a lot of extremely muscular and attractive gay people. The shame pushes them to be better than others in some social field people really care about.
This isn't a gay exclusive thing, this is just a shame thing and how some people cope with it.
Yep. Trans community has a semi similar thing.
Because a lot of trans gals are self conscious they spend more time around electronics and other media. So the “trans girl coder” meme is kinda an actual thing. I also kinda fall into this as I have 2 degrees in game design/art, >>> yeah I wasn't a smart kid choosing that… (why do we trust teenagers with that much debt?)
NOTE: this doesn't apply to everyone and there are other things that end up as the focus if they have one, look at the gals who made the matrix for example.
Are you sure that is the reason my friend? 
The rest of the thread is just disadvantaged groups sucking themselves off, but one comment stands above the rest. I have sectioned it off from the rest of this post since it is not tech related, and I always respect the rules of online forums.
Edit: Added the missing link.
at muh data privacy schizos but what the actual frick is this
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