Y'all prolly heard bout this incident. It's proper for gentiles to remain ignorant, but a friend asked for an explanation so, having already decided to write it up, I'll let you in on the tea.
The Beginning
Orthodox Jews fall into three camps.
1. Modern Orthodox: follow halacha (jewish law) but have jobs, wear modest secular clothing, shake foids' hands (eg. Ben Shapiro)
2. Yeshivish: most have jobs, wear 1950s clothing, usually won't shake with women unless pressured to
3. Chassidish: many don't work, wear 1850s clothing, don't shake
Obviously other differences exist.
Hasidism started as a pietist movement in the 1700s. Chosids all follow a spiritual leader named a Rebbe who holds court and is basically a king or dynast. Bobov hassids follow the Bobover Rebbe, Amshinov chasidim follow the Amshinover, etc. It's an inherited position. Sometimes the old rebbe appoints one son as the heir, sometimes he splits his following between sons (one in New Jersey, one in Israel, etc), sometimes he doesn't say much and there's a leadership dispute.
Sometimes a rebbe dies without a successor and a new one never arises. These are called "dead hasidim"
Chabad-Lubavitch
One of the oldest khasidic dynasties. They get their name from the town of Lyubovichy, in white Ruthenia, where many of the early Rebbes held court.
The 6th - or Frierdiker - Rebbe died without a son.
His son-in-law inherited. Guy you might have seen before.
Menachem Mendel Schneersohn: the Rebbe.
An extremely beloved, interesting, and powerful leader. At 17 he'd already memorized the entire Talmud - thousands of pages of dense and obscure Aramaic - with commentary. The author of hundreds of books, innumerable letters and speeches. He founded thousands of institutions.
During his life the Rebbe had fled from the Soviet Union, the Nazis, France. In New York, he made his court at a building in the neighborhood of Brooklynn - today bougie and expensive, then working-class.
The address? 770 Eastern Parkway. A building so iconic in Judaism it's known simply as 770.
Chabad's Mission
The Rebbe saw that many Jews by the 60s and 70s had only a minimal connection to their religion due to American integration and other negative spiritual factors. Most were far from the fold not on account of a deep seated atheistic conviction but because their parents had integrated, were overcome by their desires, feared antisemitism and wanted to spare their kids, or whatever. They were like infants captured by idolaters in battle - a halachic status which made them unaccountable for their transgressions done in ignorance
Many Orthodox Jews were sad but dismissive of the plight of their misguided brethren, seeing it as a lost cause. Most Orthodox shuls did not do outreach, have special programming, or do anything else for secular Jews.
Not the Rebbe. He sent dozens of his devoted followers to every city in the US and many outside of it, especially places with no Orthodox community.
They wouldn't charge for access to the house of worship (common in most other synagogues) or wait for Jews to come by - instead, the Rebbe's emissaries (shluchim) would go to Jews where they were and bring mitzvos to them. This is called mivtzoyim.
In the process Chabad shliachs had to deal with many novel things like learning English, interacting with scandalously clad women, etc. They did so admirably, remaining true to halacha while tactfully navigating the secular world.
The Rebbe's campaigns led to tens of thousands of Jews and Jewish families returning to Judaism and are seen as an unmitigated success across the Jewish world, inspiring most other denominations and branches to start their own outreach programs, and even forcing secular Jewish movements like reform and conservative to put on fun events lest their congregants desert en masse. Many of the returnees joined Chabad-Lubavitch and became disciples of its chassidus. Even secular and non-observant businessmen donate to it as part of the mitzvah of helping a fellow Jew.
Trouble in Paradise
During the 90s, the Rebbe, already an old man, got sick.
His followers were in great torment. Nobody had inspired this much fervor - nobody could ever fill his shoes. Especially as the Rebbe had no sons or daughters - all klal Israel (the Jewish nation) were his children.
Many chabadniks even believed he was moshiach. Note that this isn't a deity or the "son of" a deity, whatever that means, in Jewish thought:
A king will arise from the House of David, who is learned in Torah and occupied in the observance of commandments as David his ancestor. He will compel all of Israel to walk in the way of the Torah and reinforce the breaches (in its observance). And he will fight the wars of G-d.
One who accomplishes these things is a potential moshiach and deserves to be followed. The actualized moshiach:
Is victorious over the nations around him. And he builds the Temple in his place. And he gathers the dispersed of Israel.
On an infamous day in 1994 - Gimmel (3rd) Tammuz by our calendar - the Rebbe died.
The Chabad community were thrown into disarray. Emotions ran high and within each community, every group, each family of Chabad, people reacted very differently.
Some were sad but accepted it. They would keep the memory and teachings of the Rebbe alive, without central leadership, but fulfilling his mission. Yes, he was worthy of being moshiach, but had died, which according to the majority view, renders one unfit for the status.
Others refused to believe it. The Rebbe was moshiach. Either he had died and would be resurrected or hadn't died at all. Maybe the tomb was empty... They became known as meshichistim (messianics) - the first group, as antis.
An extremely small proportion of the second - mostly women, ignorants, and the insane - went as far as to claim, contrary to all halacha and Jewish thought, that not only was the Rebbe moshiach, he was even, heaven forfend, G-d himself.
History enjoyers will note the parallel to the passing of a certain oily fellow of the 0s
Lubavitch Today
The movement was split. In such an environment christians disaffiliate from each other and muslims wage jihad. We close ranks. All Israel is one nation, one family, and even a big disagreement like this is not enough to cause bloodshed or enmity. (Paul's mistake was bringing in gentiles. Shat the whole thing up)
Chabadniks agreed to maintain their institutions - synagogues, study halls, houses of learning, charities, etc. - by consensus.
Mostly, it worked.
In general, the majority of Chabad adherents are, in public, anti; the most egregious claimants otherwise are technically shunned by the movement. In their own settings, most do affirm that the Rebbe was or is moshiach. There's a push-pull between emphasizing his holiness (+ messi) and not turning off the entire world with crazy claims (+ anti)
The older ones, who actually knew him as a living man, are more likely to be anti. The much larger younger generation - a hasidish movement's demographics are closer to Niger's than anywhere western - lean messianic. Like the wokies of the western world, meshichistim wormed their way into many of Chabad's educational centers to spread their ideology to gullible youth.
The worst mashichistim attend or attended the Chabad yeshiva in Tzfat, in Israel. An institution that was extremely subverted by the aforementioned process. Lubavitchers from the land of Israel tend to be much more messianic than American ones for sociological reasons I don't feel like getting into. Double whammy.
Many of the tzfatis go putting up stickers like these:
Tunnels under 770
770 itself has faced a lot of issues. As the center of the Chabad world, every claimant wanted it, or at least a piece of the pie. This featured acrimonious legal cases and battles, both in the Jewish juridical system and secularly.
After many years, a court gave ownership to a consortium of educators and general representatives of the worldwide movement.
In practice, the synagogue - which every devout chabadnik has been to, prayed at, and loves - is governed or controlled by gabbaim, who are older, respected men. However, many bochurim (unmarried youth) visit and live there or nearby for a year. It's a popular program within the chosidus. Israelis especially get special religious visas just to come and study at 770.
You can see where this is going.
Over time, the number of worshippers, and especially meshichistim, at 770 has built up very high. One factor is the birth rates, which of themselves would mean an increasingly crowded building. More to the point, messianics revere the Rebbe's building more than antis. Also, certain gabboim at 770 encourage meshichism. It brings in donations to the site specifically, instead of the rest of Chabad's institutions. Lastly, tzfaty youngsters who overly revere the Rebbe - many descended from recent returnees to Judaism or from broken family backgrounds - have a huge presence at the site.
Everyone agrees 770 needs expanded, but the planning and permits process to expand a building in New York City, the den of the Democrats, is not fast or easy at the best of times. Imagine with the decentralized state of the Chabad movement today. Many of the meshichistim in particular believe the Rebbe gave them an order to expand the building.
At some point over the past couple of years, some of these bochurim decided enough was enough. They found an abandoned mikveh (Jewish ritual bath) nearby and dug a long butt, big butt tunnel from it to the shul. Furnished with beds, a study hall, etc.
Recently the building commission, fire department or some other fake jobs program found out and got mad. Apparently it's a structural risk to the building
They shut down the lower story and brought in cement mixers. The bochurim responded by rioting and disconnecting the cement mixers
The NYPD came in, evacuating the whole building til further notice and arresting dozens of bochurim.
Now everyone's mad. The elders are realizing the problem with letting meshichism spread so easily and widely among the young. Many think Chabad needs to recentralize or at least establish a committee capable of handling issues. The bochurim are upset their friends got arrested for a righteous cause. Everyone hates that a couple of youngsters are making Chabad and the Jewish people look bad. This is a big deal in Judaism as it leads people to desecrate and disrespect G-d, who is after all G-d of the Jews in particular (and the world in general). The cops, being antisemites. are glad they got to arrest Jews: the only winners in this debacle.
Now you know the whole story. The vids are worth a watch if you wanna see bochurim hit cops with benches
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This has nothing
to do with /h/aaretz but it's interesting
nonetheless and is about crazy
butt Hasidic Jews.
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Being a Hasidic Jew seems awesome. You study cool esoteric text all day while your wife does three jobs to feed you and your eleven children that are inevitably born as she also has to bend over for you on demand
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That doesn't sound awesome at all, those women should be saved from the brainwashing, and abuse, and should be helped to be able to enter and integrate to the real world outside of that shitty Hasidic cult.
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!fellas
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Let me guess, so that they can be consent accidented by a
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No, r*pe is way more common inside insular cults than in the real word. They'll have a better chance to avoid being the victim of a "consent accident" outside of the cult.
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whataboutism.
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t.
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Sure dude
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And how many cults have YOU joined huh? How do you know that for sure?
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QuadNarca, January 9th, 2024
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You wouldn't say that if men were breadwinners and women stayed at home. You are enforceming your traditional gender roles, quad.
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Jews: *start jewing*
Quad:
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Impossibly rare good quad take
(it's antisemitic and in the process simultaneously feminist and misogynistic; i.e. maximally centristpilled) (I do not condone antisemitism and I love and support my jewish friends; however I fully condone misogyny)
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True Quad lets convert the world towards Christ together.
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Please
stop advocating for genocide. I know you've been brainwashed by American
libs but it's still not ok.
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They should serve me instead.
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Hope they see this bro
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Nazi
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As if your groomercord BIPOC butt would know anything about that 🤣
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Lol those "esoteric" texts have really
gotten this sort of mystical reputation because of lies spread
by groypers, the torah is just the bible
and the Talmud is literally
just endless neurodivergent
jewish
lawyerings over religion
"what if we use this oil for the candle
instead of that oil" "well it works on a technicality but only if its after sundown on the third
tuesday
after olive harvest
season
and only if the full moon is less than two weeks
awa" boom now imagine that, thousands of times, for every conceivable issue, and thats the talmud
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that sounds extremely Jewish
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Unironically its why Jewish people are so good at lawcel-ing. Dont even need to be practicing since you learn this all by 13 years old
Source: me,

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How many tunnels have you built?
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it is HYPER jewish
!slots613
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!slots613
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Sounds cool
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!slots613
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Isn't the torah just the /first half/ of the bible? (the based half)
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The Torah is the first five books of the Bible, supposedly written by Moses.
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Do they have to have s*x with their wives?
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Yes go forth and multiply
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Just use a turkey baster
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You forgot the part where you get molested by a rabbi when you're young and nobody believes you
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I dont believe that happens
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Ive seen a ton of articles about this phenomenon
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All written by nazis. The same people who said the holocaust
didn't happen
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You missed the firmware update, Nazis are the good guys now (free Palestine!) unless you're talking about legacy Nazis (chuds, transphobes, misogynists, PUAs, homophobes, capitalists, libertarians, rethuglicans, people that "don't care about politics")
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i don't believe these are true
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Only the Catholic church has ever had it's priests abuse it's power to r*pe people you fricking r-slur
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Has anyone ever tried to compile this info per capita by denomination? I'm genuinely curious.
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Correct aside from the last part - s*x is the woman's right in Judaism, not the man. Orthodox women are just super horny.
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The year 2150 will be so rad as the only people populating the earth will be the Hasids, Amish and Mormons
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One of the best effortposts I have read on here: informative, interesting, hilarious.
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OH
@Arran, why would you lie?
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hasmonean_Civil_War
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_Israelite_civil_conflicts
Oh my oh my, look at all those "closing ranks" moments.
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…so?
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Ranks are easy to close after you kill whomever you disagree with!
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When I want a closing ranks moment, I ask a Reform Jew about their opinion on the Orthodox Jews.
For closing ranks, it sure is odd that they split themselves into 3 major groups, fraught with disagreement.
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Brazilian school is just a place to lower the probability of a kid getting shot for a good portion of the day
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More like convert them to communism
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Brazilian schools are known for their academic rigor? I laff
!macacos I poop on you
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than on /pol/
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users there don't know the difference between jews to the point of thinking they are all friends
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Silvio Santos, the best Brazilian, is Jewish. He's also a direct patrilineal descendant of Isaac Abarbanel, the financier that tried to bribe the Spaniards into not kicking out the Jews.
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Do they charge for acess to the jewish equivalent of mass? That's insane if so
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yeah, you buy tickets for the high holy day services. lol.
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the stereotypes are real then
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I only know this because of Curb Your enthusiasm.
It makes sense as a crowd control measure.
Older planes charge for wifi because they don't have enough bandwidth to serve everyone simultaneously -- by imposing a fee, most people won't bother to use it
Ambulances cost money, otherwise you get the bong issue of people using it as a free uber and your grandpa dies after waiting 40 hours for the ambulance.
Of course they could just use a raffle system for high holy day, but shekels
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Christoids ask for money too, both at services and to enter cool historical sites. Mormoids make you tithe, muslims make you tithe, this isnt special
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You aren't getting rejected
from mass because you're poor though lmao !christians !catholics this is wild
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It's so over for Christcels
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Caths beg for donations. Prots beg for donations, start business empires, or is owned by the state.
None of them have a fricking troll toll just to get into a church.
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what? as a lutheran i have never heard of such. We pay taxes to the church via the state, for funerals, pay etc, and non-members only pay tax for the "cultural" part like roofs etc I ahve never heard of church stuff being like directly a fee? sometimes we ay for the dinner there etc.
!scandicks thoughts?
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I'm genuinely laughing out loud, does Schlomo really make his congregation pay before they can pray?
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I mean catholics used to do something similar (a long time ago) but still
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If you mean indulgences they had nothing to do with mass.
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I was about to quote this as well. Is this true, do jews commonly charge for charge?
Jesus christ the jokes write themselves.
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Get into them...or else!
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Hasidic movements in Israel are generally more schizo. There are multiple Hasidic groups split between an anti Zionist and a meh or pro Zionist one with the anti Zionist one being the one in Israel and taking Israeli funds.
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Seems counter productive
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Long answer is words words words politics and theology but short answer is really just profound mental r-sluration.
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Fair enough
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He somewhat explains it in the text.
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is this true?
also the mikveh was mentioned in this article: https://www.vice.com/en/article/qbe8bp/the-child-r*pe-assembly-line-0000141-v20n11
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!g*mers !BIPOCs remember: this is what the average kappacel looks like! (not joking, he actually was a poster on /r/Kappa and did an AMA in there
)
PSA:
I still have the link to his AMA thread, but now since /r/Kappa is private then someone might have to look up the archives for the thread: https://old.reddit.com/r/Kappa/comments/otq2k6/this_was_me_ask_me_anything
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I hate reddit.
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Aren't Kappa's those jap frogs that steal souls outta
buttholes
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It's a greek letter
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This is so me.
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esports is not part of the fgc
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The answer is
jannies.
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Reminder that
@CELL should make a death match with
@Sorenoel 
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I will beat any: furry, incel/simp, jew in any game
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What if I have been both an incel and a simp (at different times and both in the past, not currently)?
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Ok
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Omg a bed! That can only mean one thing!
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According to the newsweek article, the tunnel linked the woman's section to some nearby Jew spa or something, so this is all
with a
of
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It wouldn't be the first Hasadic r*pe and grooming scandal.
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Maybe you can see the Jews instead of yet-another food post.
https://www.singaporejews.com
There's a kosher place.
https://www.google.com/maps/place/Awafi+Kosher+Restaurant/@1.2981523,103.8507541,21z/data=!4m6!3m5!1s0x31da19a4abae7573:0x1e8cb526eda2d5b2!8m2!3d1.2981846!4d103.8507215!16s/g/1tdnbs2v?hl=en-US&entry=ttu
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the representative is located near where the
of singapore used to hang out
you have to clear security before you can eat at the restaurant lmao
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Singapore doesn't take Amex? Poverty country tbh
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we do but it's not very popular because of the higher transaction fees compared to visa/master
you could say that it's a
moment that they don't accept it lol
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It's kinda the same way in the states, a lot of lower end places claim they don't take AmEx (because of the fees and because of the higher potential fraud liability or whatever) but will accept it if you threaten to walk away
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