Bard spotting on Bluesky 13 February 2025

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I'm a 10 on the Intimidating Factor over the Internet and In Person. I'm an ice queen, a cold hearted vvitch, 6'3" and have resting vvitch face. Also eye avoidance and in many/most industry height chairs, have a reflexive leg bounce. My attention snaps to threats.

🍒🍓🌸 yve 🌸🍓🍒 (@letsgoyvie.bsky.social):

quote this with how intimidating YOU think you are on a scale of 1 - 10 and let other ppl reply to it with how intimidating THEY think you are >:)

Scrappy (@scrappyaf.bsky.social):

If clear, decisive, knowledgeable, bullshit-free, approachable also means 10, then 10.

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

Thankee

Gestalt Ersatzsquatch (@emdashel.bsky.social):

Anyone else struggling to see the point in doing anything at all?

Ms. Penny Oaken, SkyWitch (@skywitches.net):

I washed my hair, which helped with that

Gestalt Ersatzsquatch (@emdashel.bsky.social):

Nice.

My hair wash routine doesn't impact my mood that much, don't have enough of it to luxuriate.

I just feel like I've spent my whole life trying to be the best version of myself and it seems like I'm the only one who has.

I am certain you do not wish to argue that several years ago you assaulted me at Tanglewood Forest. Several of your fellow company members have chased me and thwapped me with Amtgard -legal boffer weapons on Company Road while I was making announcements on behalf of Kingdom Officers.