Name of the D&D singing class, name of the main character of adventure time

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!bardfinn xhe's getting publicity :marseywholesome:

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Even very generously assuming that each block takes 20 seconds in all (determine they need to be blocked in the first place, open contextual menu to get to block option, click block), this is 2344 hours spent blocking people - just shy of 100 days, more than three months.

Allocating 1 second for just the click of the block button itself, Steven has spent 117 hours (just shy of 5 days) just pressing the button.


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Compare that to the amount of time people spend masturbating and TELL me being a jannie is not a fetish.

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I think he just has bots.

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Time to make the holocaust museum uncomfortable by getting out a calculator.

Let's be generous and say "10+ years" is 15.

That's 422k blocks total.

So, 28k blocks per year.

77 blocks per day.

A normal person sleeps 8 hours a day, leaving 16 hours for twitter.

4 blocks per hour.

Every hour.

Every day.

For 10+ years.

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You think she would expend the effort of twenty let alone one second per block? She has the motivational energy of a slug in winter molasses. It's automated off "heuristics" and keywords, hence her ballistic fervor around the APIs.

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what's scary about bardfinn is that it's not a parasocial relationship.

you might follow bardfinn under an alt on bluesky, but bardfinn knows. he already linked the account to your reddit, rdrama, and kf presence. bardfinn is the cow who stalks back.

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Which one of you BIPOCs is this?

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https://media.tenor.com/wFOq9TrnBxgAAAAx/you-wouldnt-get-it-joker.webp

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Modi is a Gangu ratfrick

its @Sasanka_of_Gauda :marseychudindian:

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Nah

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troubadour jake?

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minstrel princess bubblegum?

(Idk I don't watch Adventure Time)

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https://media.tenor.com/jDQFE9XVcroAAAAx/aterrador-marceline.webp

the dracula is called Marseyline!

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Is Bardfinn aware we write fanfiction about her?

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She must have. I've written over a hundred "Letters To Penthouse" about Bardfinn myself.

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Imagine if he spent that time working a real job or spending time with his son.

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I would fear for his son. This is better than child abuse by a mile.

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:marseytrain: janny with a mop. :marseytrain: janny with a mop.

Granny panties and a dress. Granny panties and a dress.

6 foot 4 and a mugshot. 6 foot 4 and a mugshot.

Child abuse and no job. Child abuse and no job.

Living in mama's sunroom. Living in mama's sunroom.

Giant pale hands and lipstick. Giant pale hands and lipstick.

Snapshots:

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:marseysoypointsnappyquote:

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Siren Jake

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i clicked for adventure time and dungeons and dragons so where the heck is it??? i dont care about this clown

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