I'm able to purchase cosmetics because socialism exists, so I could get access to subsidised education, use that to earn my keep by teaching in the classroom, which in turn buys me eyeshadows that I use to teach about socialism to the public at large. I am because socialism, as…

— Dr. Ruchika Sharma (@tishasaroyan) April 24, 2024

Nobody:
The high Lich speaking incantations to his skeleton army: pic.twitter.com/IksoVitBUI

— sin at er bayns (@RickJamesFan) November 20, 2022

!bharatiya how many of you feel similarly? I don't really feel any animosity towards Clive or his ilk, they were doing what was best for them and their people I feel genocidal rage towards our kangs and their hangers on who were too busy getting drunk in their harems or squabbling among each other over succession though, fricking pisses me off that some of these leeches are still politically powerful.

Whore->Woman

Limp wristed cucks had a based moment somehow

Of course there's shit

>Hormonal(to describe a woman's emotional state)->Use a gender neutral term to describe the emotion(eg compassionate or enthusiastic)

Me using histrionic

Women aren't weaker than men chud

Saw this on twatter and thought it was a hoax then reverse image searched and

It is now 5 years since India had to face the dreaded ‘semengate’ which threatened the entire Hindu festival of Holi. Thankfully, we could still continue to celebrate the festival and no government or court-mandated ban on Holi could arrive because the entire semengate turned out to be false.

On the 1st of March in 2018, two students of Lady Sri Ram College said that they were targeted with semen-filled balloons at Amar Colony. The alleged ‘victim’ said, “The balloons that were thrown on us, had some kind of gooey material coming out of them. We took a written apology from the family of the girl. We need to change the mindset of people who say that ‘balloons phenkna toh holi khelne ka tareeka hai. No, it is not’.”

The ‘victim’ girls posted on Instagram about this attack

She claimed that the balloon which was thrown at her when she was in an autorickshaw. The content of the balloon dried white on her kurta, and the smell indicated it wasn't water. However, she concluded it was semen. As per reports, at least 3 girls were hit by 'semen filled balloons'. While the girl who wrote the Instagram post has not specified the gender of the person who threw the balloon at her, presumably another victim claimed the semen filled balloon was thrown at her by a girl and they have taken a written apology from the said girl.

As always, Indian liberal media jumped on the news without any verification and started vilifying the entire festival of Holi.

Without applying their minds and thinking about how can someone fill an entire balloon with semen, or how can one get that much semen in a balloon in the first place, mockery of Hindus and Holi began in liberal circles.

Some people tried to use science to explain how this is simply impossible that a balloon was filled with semen, but they were largely ignored.

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Chahal galat jagah fas gaya fr 😭 pic.twitter.com/Jeu9DyraHM

— Div🦁 (@div_yumm) March 2, 2024

A bunch of manlets ing about what reaction would be if it happened to a woman in replies

Why Tata Nano Failed in India 😃😅🔥😀#PulwamaAttack #AirIndia #GodavariExpress pic.twitter.com/X1JOr36kls

— Gaon Ke Gawaar (गाँव के ग्वार) (@BPruty) February 15, 2023

Nooo don't kick out our diplomats we need you to replace us faster nooooo

#WATCH | Delhi: At the first ever National Creators Award, Prime Minister Narendra Modi presents the Disruptor of the Year award to Ranveer Allahbadia (BeerBiceps) at Bharat Mandapam. pic.twitter.com/YCXrqLM70E

— ANI (@ANI) March 8, 2024

The Overton window keeps shifting

Gujarat ka Toofan Republic TV Mumbai main ghus Gaya hai 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/R9JTp7acCq

— Nimo Tai (@Cryptic_Miind) June 14, 2023

Also gujjewcucks shivering at 150km/hr storm

Don't even call yourself a cyclone if you aren't above 200km/hr at landfall tbh

#WATCH | Dr Ganesh Baraiya says, " The committee of Medical Council of India had rejected me saying that my height is 3 feet and I won't be able to handle emergency cases...with the direction of Bhavnagar collector, I went to Gujarat HC...after 2 months, we lost the case...we… https://t.co/ALEjkaaZsk pic.twitter.com/zjMfZQE7pz

— ANI (@ANI) March 6, 2024

मणिपुर की kuki महिलाएँ Assam Rifles के जवानों से रोते हुए कह रही हैं की मत जाओ, हमें मणिपुर पुलिस पर भरोसा नहीं है।

भाजपा सरकार मणिपुर की जनता का विश्वास खो चुकी है । pic.twitter.com/13V09P5xkf

— Ritu Choudhary (@RituChoudhryINC) August 3, 2023

Mitis seething

https://twitter.com/LogIQ_al/status/1687722357979566080

Eww imagine the most Dalitess looking Chinki saying that

We see their dirty acts. But useless mainland Indians think they are helpless as they don't trust the state police. Oktabi lamshashingne.

Useless mainlanders decide everything important about your microstate anyway chinki now beg and bow like your oogabooga cousins do.

Now the qt on the far right I'd love her seva any day

5 Lacs in-hand per annum😱?
(I'm assuming in-hand coz I'm pretty sure they know nothing about salary structure)

Is there any IIT/IIM guy?
Please clear the doubt of these ladies. pic.twitter.com/m5rHQy6TeW

— ShoneeKapoor (@ShoneeKapoor) December 10, 2023

5 lakh INR=6k USD, they want someone earning 72k USD in hand(so like 100k pay) in India

If you aren't earning in the top 0.5% in your 20s are you even trying chud

Thank you chapris for taking the r-slur genes out of our pool

So much shirk

I unironically can't wait for their state elections.

Why constant overtaking in city is waste and unnecessary risk. Proof with live demo.

All the time saved on roads is someday spent roaming around police, courts, hospitals & service centers. Trust me when I say this as a practicing Advocate.#roadsafety pic.twitter.com/HkcVX7FQxw

— Sandeep Hari (@Sandeephari_) April 20, 2024

I can guarantee this guy is over 40 years. Oldstrags can't handle speeds greater than the bullock cart's they rode in all their life. Total oldstrag death.

But its slower so its SAFE

>No killer instinct

Weak

@pizzashill-748

https://twitter.com/WBPolice/status/1757769332959199410

It isn't even true lol. There was vandalism of idols a week back. But I guess improvement compared to the past

When we address women at workplace as ‘girls,’ we undermine their professional capabilities. We are committed to addressing unconscious gender bias that lies hidden in everyday work life. We want to unmask it & deal with it. https://t.co/YwqUYZNdfE #SpotItToStopIt pic.twitter.com/RNRELHCIDM

— Infosys (@Infosys) March 8, 2024

Infosys is like lowest strata IT coolie bodyshop, big three recruit en masse from IT degree mills(and mostly train on job) but have shit pay at entry level(like you can make more driving trucks pay, I actually talked to a guy who left his IT job to drive trucks once ).

That accent is though.. Truly.

Some exec's daughter's PR company-paid

Foid wagie-Still seething from her 300 sq foot chicken coop shared with another grill.

Girl power!

Good

>Infosys

>Competence

chance working with IToids though

Girl is our word.

This happened in Chennai..
A foreign National reportedly in an inebriated state, running around trying to bite commuters.. pic.twitter.com/wT2Y5B0HIy

— Pramod Madhav (@PramodMadhav6) April 2, 2024