Tories :marseynorf: just tried to be funny on Twitter, all heck has broken loose :soyjaktantrum: :soysnooseethe: :chudseethe:

https://x.com/Conservatives/status/1904819845817901346

Some social media manager :marseyfoidretard:, no doubt on less than £30k, has memed the recent :marseymutt: burger group chat faux pas.

They're not beating the leftoid allegations, it's :marseylongpost: long as frick, I haven't even read it as I post this. :marseyshrug: I assume it's unfunny


Twittercels :seethejak:

I know a thing or two about not being funny on social media; fine work.

Same :marseysigh: well I was funny enough to get gigabanned https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295tpo_KTvmPaBoFg.webp

Now do the covid WhatsApp messages.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295XhbqBr-Ft07AKw.webp

>caring about COVID in 2025

Conservatives once again proving that they have the political ability of 5 year old's.

Don't make me tap The Graph https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295Fcl75cGOVc9-Kg.webp

Wow this is embarrassing… have you lot realised you're bottom of the parliamentary shit pile

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17429982956C6hl2HEoN6rLA.webp this was posted by the Deano you have to fight after defeating all the other Deanos

I'm not being funny guys, but this is one of the worst attempts at 'banter' I've ever seen.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998295aFj08mh5WkKeCA.webp put it away jesus christ :#marseypaperbag:


Redditcels :seethejak:

Is this borderline fake news? You wouldn't see shit like this a few years ago, and I feel like its not a great direction in our politics. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I dunno.. It's just ehh..

>omg is this joke hecking misinformation?? :soysnootypefast:

:marseysmughips: this is the 'right wing' bongsub by the way :marseybonggenocide:

Aside from being unfunny, it does seem they are intentionally walking a very close line to actively misleading people into thinking these things are real.

:marseyemojilaugh: The exact same messaging on the leftoid sub :marseyhorseshoe:

Did the very concept of personal responsibility die with Thatcher? :marseyhmm:

Borderline libel maybe?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17429982950ul_wVPqJYMxpg.webp bong don't sue someone for libel for 5 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]

I was thinking about this and surely shes treading a fine line for a prosecution.

:marseybongcop: actually the opposition party getting Section 127'd or 2023 OSA'd for an online joke would be :taychefkiss:

May as well just post a photo of Reeves with a speech bubble saying "I AM BIG DUMB DUMB"

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998296hJhOP7S9mySS6w.webp yes leftoid political attack ads were famously subtle :marseyxd:

Utterly lame. I wish we could go back to a time when politicians and journ*lists didn't feel they had to be comedians as well.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1742998296UFnzBFtbxatlcg.webp You should've listened, anon.

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Echoing a recent scandal where senior Trump officials included Jeffrey Goldberg, EIC of The Atlantic, on a Signal thread to plan strikes in Yemen, the latest self-inflicted leak includes CBC's Ian Hanomansing.

In an unsecured Signal thread, titled "Hegseth and The Squad Sucker Punch Canucks!!!", Trump officials discuss plans for an economic and military invasion of Canada by US forces. The thread, which Hanomansing was added to late last night, includes tactical strategy, propaganda messaging, John Wick gifs, and numerous links to Joe Rogan podcasts.

"I'm not sure what's more shocking – that I was accidentally added to this Signal thread, or how many 'muscle arm' emojis JD Vance constantly uses," explained a baffled Hanomansing from the CBC's studios.

Various messages in the ongoing "Canada Invasion" Signal thread include:

  • plans to invade Vancouver and Toronto simultaneously, "because they're right next to each other"

  • a refusal to include Danielle Smith in the text chain due to the Alberta Premier "being too pick-me"

  • Vice President JD Vance suggesting the invasion will commence quicker since he learned to forge Trump's signature

  • numerous notifications as Chinese cyber-analysts joined and exited the conversation

  • repeated references to how Elon Musk "smells weird", followed by cry laughing emojis

  • repeated unsuccessful attempts to ask ChatGPT to name the president of Canada

  • A 65-message exchange about who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Rambo

  • national security adviser Mike Waltz asking whether the Canadian Invasion thread should be folded into the larger "General World Invasion – SUPER SECRET!!!" thread.

  • Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sending Marco Rubio on no fewer than 5 beer runs

  • plans to invoke NATO article 5 to compel Canada to assist in the invasion of Canada

  • multiple ignored messages from Hanomansing saying "Hi, I'm a journ*list from the CBC. Why am I on this thread?"

In response, President Trump told reporters "come on, that's like the least horrifying thing we've accidentally texted out."


https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/trump-team-accidentally-texts-canadian-invasion-plans-to-ian-hanomansing/

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Wow. Looking into this

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