just tried to be funny on Twitter, all heck has broken loose 
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Some social media manager 
, no doubt on less than £30k, has memed the recent 
burger group chat faux pas.
They're not beating the leftoid allegations, it's 
long as frick, I haven't even read it as I post this. 
I assume it's unfunny
Twittercels 
I know a thing or two about not being funny on social media; fine work.
Same 
well I was funny enough to get gigabanned 
Conservatives once again proving that they have the political ability of 5 year old's.
Don't make me tap The Graph 
Wow this is embarrassing… have you lot realised you're bottom of the parliamentary shit pile
this was posted by the Deano you have to fight after defeating all the other Deanos
I'm not being funny guys, but this is one of the worst attempts at 'banter' I've ever seen.
put it away jesus christ 
Redditcels
this is the 'right wing' bongsub by the way 
The exact same messaging on the leftoid sub 
Did the very concept of personal responsibility die with Thatcher? 
bong don't sue someone for libel for 5 seconds challenge [IMPOSSIBLE]
I was thinking about this and surely shes treading a fine line for a prosecution.
actually the opposition party getting Section 127'd or 2023 OSA'd for an online joke would be 
May as well just post a photo of Reeves with a speech bubble saying "I AM BIG DUMB DUMB"
yes leftoid political attack ads were famously subtle 
You should've listened, anon.
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Kinda meh joke.
Great idea, but at best mediocre execution.
It's too much "tell, dont show". the reader should have come to the conclusion that theyre incapable of ruling because of the content of the texts, instead of the texts saying "omg guiss they're realising we're incapable of ruling".
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just bad writing
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On the same level as modern Black Mirror. Bongs cant write anymore
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It's up to season 7 or 8 now
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that black mirror Netflix movie "Bandersnatch" about the g*mer was so fricking bad
I stopped watching after that
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They targeted g*mers. G*mers.
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Modern Black Mirror is American.
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Bookers still writing it
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was definitely written by a woman
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zoz
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Definitely a fumble by them. There's all kinds of amusing things you can do with the premise but, because this is political "humor", they couldn't resist beating you over the head with the point through incredibly forced dialogue.
It's actually kind of astonishing at how quickly things turn unfunny when politics gets involved. I think it's because good comedy requires a level of poise and collectedness that's very difficult to achieve when you're trying to push an agenda at the same time.
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That is chronically unfunny, only bit mildly funny is the Angela Rayner is a stupid chav jab.
Badunitedkingdom is heavily anti-Conservative due to Covid and the Boriswave. Not in a "Labour need a chance way" but a Homeland doesn't go far enough way. I don't know how they avoid being banned.
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idk I hang around the daily moby hunting for drama
and they seem quite vaccinated, not sure I've even seen whisper of Homeland on there
Same way we do: Never ever ever ever ever mention
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It normally comes up whenever they argue about who to vote for or Farage does something they don't like. A lot of the turboposters there will alternate between calling them glowie cucks and saying they're the only surviving hope. It being a big tent safe space for the Reddit British right means you get a good range of posters from people who would 14 words post if they could to people who just want the borders secure and criminals deported. I'm surprised you've not done more posts from there considering how funny that can make it, the recent Trump struggle sessions were great.
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In that case they will be gone soon inshallah
on second thought it's likely the reddit admins are far more sensitive to 
bashing than pakibashing 
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They hate
too but since total Mumsnet victory they've not had much reason to 
post outside of laughing at them losing something. I wonder if they're small and old enough to just fly under the radar on the pakibashing on top of normally being able to control themselves enough to coach in euphemism. Driving the regulars into the wilderness would probably be a kindness though tbh its a depressing place to spend most of your online time in.
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Yeah
I'd never spend my time in some depressing online cesspit 
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I only wander in here from the front of rdrama.net! There also isn't a new "you are going to be poor and be r*ped to death by pakis in the coming civil war" post every 20 minutes here.
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Grim.
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Tories lost my vote when they failed to cut all homeless people in half by 2025
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god darn, it really does read like a lefty meme. the tory who wrote that must be a redditor. unironically.
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Vape joke was the only remotely funny one, it's such a shame that the people making them are gay and lame
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why tf does marseynordfc not show up when i type in nord or england, ingerlund or engirlind
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Echoing a recent scandal where senior Trump officials included Jeffrey Goldberg, EIC of The Atlantic, on a Signal thread to plan strikes in Yemen, the latest self-inflicted leak includes CBC's Ian Hanomansing.
In an unsecured Signal thread, titled "Hegseth and The Squad Sucker Punch Canucks!!!", Trump officials discuss plans for an economic and military invasion of Canada by US forces. The thread, which Hanomansing was added to late last night, includes tactical strategy, propaganda messaging, John Wick gifs, and numerous links to Joe Rogan podcasts.
"I'm not sure what's more shocking – that I was accidentally added to this Signal thread, or how many 'muscle arm' emojis JD Vance constantly uses," explained a baffled Hanomansing from the CBC's studios.
Various messages in the ongoing "Canada Invasion" Signal thread include:
plans to invade Vancouver and Toronto simultaneously, "because they're right next to each other"
a refusal to include Danielle Smith in the text chain due to the Alberta Premier "being too pick-me"
Vice President JD Vance suggesting the invasion will commence quicker since he learned to forge Trump's signature
numerous notifications as Chinese cyber-analysts joined and exited the conversation
repeated references to how Elon Musk "smells weird", followed by cry laughing emojis
repeated unsuccessful attempts to ask ChatGPT to name the president of Canada
A 65-message exchange about who would win in a fight: Chuck Norris or Rambo
national security adviser Mike Waltz asking whether the Canadian Invasion thread should be folded into the larger "General World Invasion – SUPER SECRET!!!" thread.
Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth sending Marco Rubio on no fewer than 5 beer runs
plans to invoke NATO article 5 to compel Canada to assist in the invasion of Canada
multiple ignored messages from Hanomansing saying "Hi, I'm a journ*list from the CBC. Why am I on this thread?"
In response, President Trump told reporters "come on, that's like the least horrifying thing we've accidentally texted out."
https://www.thebeaverton.com/2025/03/trump-team-accidentally-texts-canadian-invasion-plans-to-ian-hanomansing/
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Wow. Looking into this
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Actually kind of funny but the last message kills it for some reason. Immersion breaking.
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Snapshots:
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I know a thing or two about not being funny on social media; fine work.:
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Now do the covid WhatsApp messages.:
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Conservatives once again proving that they have the political ability of 5 year old's.:
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Wow this is embarrassing… have you lot realised you're bottom of the parliamentary shit pile:
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I'm not being funny guys, but this is one of the worst attempts at 'banter' I've ever seen.:
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Is this borderline fake news? You wouldn't see shit like this a few years ago, and I feel like its not a great direction in our politics. I know it's meant to be a joke, but I dunno.. It's just ehh..:
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Aside from being unfunny, it does seem they are intentionally walking a very close line to actively misleading people into thinking these things are real.:
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Borderline libel maybe?:
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I was thinking about this and surely shes treading a fine line for a prosecution.:
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May as well just post a photo of Reeves with a speech bubble saying "I AM BIG DUMB DUMB":
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Utterly lame. I wish we could go back to a time when politicians and journ*lists didn't feel they had to be comedians as well.:
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