Vampires will enthusiastically eat them out on their period.
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I finally understand why women are so horny for vampires.
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I have a fricking literal blooddrinking fetish and period blood isn't the fricking same. I want blood, not uterus lining. It doesn't gross me out but it would if it was fricking in my mouth
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That's how i felt about it when i was a fricking kid. Tasted good and felt good licking my wounds. Then me and a fricking chick cut eachother and drank eachother's blood pretending to do a fricking summoning ritual that we made up as we went along and something immediately awoke in me
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I only do it to masochist chicks that are fricking into it, chill
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This is so lame. The normal version of this is just smelling good kitty
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:#magdump:
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If a fricking girl is fricking cool with me carving my initials into her ribs with a fricking razorblade and drinking the fricking blood that's between me, her, and a fricking very disappointed Jesus
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Yeah this right here is why consent is a poor metric by which to determine morality
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Wdym you don't like the all natural gusher snacks?
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Pls no it shouldn't have texture
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I don't think this is an L for women tbh, they just wish they had a man who could have the best s*x with them.
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I wish I were a vampire so I didn't have to worry about women. Undead = no physical attraction to foids
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If you were a vampire you'd be a Venture and you'd only be able to feed from women.
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dude at least I wouldnt get an erection while doing so imagine how awkward it would be to come up behind a woman and she senses your erection and turns around and you're just standing there with your fangs bared and she starts shaming you for having an erection instead of running away and all you can do is stand there mortified until the sun rises and you just disintegrate? frick that would be so bad....
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Also period
blood 
is far more sour than regular 
blood 
fr fr
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Yeah that's why women need vampires, it's too much for normal men.
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If they want a a neighbor
to eat
They gotta
get some spicy and sweet
A nice little
Chinese 
kitty 
treat 
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I can only confidently guarantee that the prostitute you end up making tender love to (lol) will shower longer than she usually does after your 5 shameful minutes of disappointing her
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