dude at least I wouldnt get an erection while doing so imagine how awkward it would be to come up behind a woman and she senses your erection and turns around and you're just standing there with your fangs bared and she starts shaming you for having an erection instead of running away and all you can do is stand there mortified until the sun rises and you just disintegrate? frick that would be so bad....
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I wish I were a vampire so I didn't have to worry about women. Undead = no physical attraction to foids
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If you were a vampire you'd be a Venture and you'd only be able to feed from women.
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dude at least I wouldnt get an erection while doing so imagine how awkward it would be to come up behind a woman and she senses your erection and turns around and you're just standing there with your fangs bared and she starts shaming you for having an erection instead of running away and all you can do is stand there mortified until the sun rises and you just disintegrate? frick that would be so bad....
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