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Women can literally grope any man they want and face no consequences. Why don't they ever do it?
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I'm responsible for 40% of the petting cases
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In the study it was between 18-50 percent.
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Men aren't beautiful or desirable, they're made to work, not to be loved
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Wrong!
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Because why do it?
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Okay, I'm not supposed to tell you this, because this is secret men's knowledge, but I trust you, just don't tell anyone:
If you're a woman and you go out and grab the crotches of random men, one in every seven men who you crotchgrab, their testicles drop off and fall down their pant legs to their feet, and their testicles contain a prize! And you get to keep it!
What sort of prize you ask? Anything that will fit in a couple of testicles. Sometimes it's jewellery, sometimes it's drugs, sometimes it's a couple of small bags of salted cashews. Sometimes it's weird shit like a usb stick with every season of Home & Away (some Australian soap opera) on it, or a tiny pocket locket that opens out to feature pictures of dictators like Robert Mugabe and Pol Pot.
Obviously, this is weird, but let's be honest, everything about male genitalia is weird.
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literally the plot to a puppets who kill episode
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Never heard of this show before now, but I'm keen to check it out, to see what I was unknowingly but unforgivably plagiarising.
edit: FFS, there's four seasons, 53 episodes. That's a slog. Thankfully it's Canadian rather than American tho, so it might actually be funny.
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i watched an episode or two and i think I like it?
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Because half the time the man would be into it and r*pe her back lol
!male feminists
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They do, but the men they grope are in the top 10% of attractiveness. Foids be picky
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Women's job is to get ______:
E.g.
Get fricked
Get pursued
Get proposed to
Get dinner bought from them
Their entire gender's role to be the recipient of things. They are receivers. They don't give, chase, grope, etc. Ying and yang. Tide goes in, tide goes out.
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That's sexist. Women will definitely walk up to you and chat you up and try to get your number. It's not the 1950s anymore. Women are empowered
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When I was a high school freshman a girl pinched my butt once when I was walking past her. I knew her and never brought the incident up again.
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So is that
not
a thing that happens to you guys?
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Snapshots:
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me when a foid grabs the junk
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