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Women can literally grope any man they want and face no consequences. Why don't they ever do it?
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Because why do it?
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Okay, I'm not supposed to tell you this, because this is secret men's knowledge, but I trust you, just don't tell anyone:
If you're a woman and you go out and grab the crotches of random men, one in every seven men who you crotchgrab, their testicles drop off and fall down their pant legs to their feet, and their testicles contain a prize! And you get to keep it!
What sort of prize you ask? Anything that will fit in a couple of testicles. Sometimes it's jewellery, sometimes it's drugs, sometimes it's a couple of small bags of salted cashews. Sometimes it's weird shit like a usb stick with every season of Home & Away (some Australian soap opera) on it, or a tiny pocket locket that opens out to feature pictures of dictators like Robert Mugabe and Pol Pot.
Obviously, this is weird, but let's be honest, everything about male genitalia is weird.
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literally the plot to a puppets who kill episode
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Never heard of this show before now, but I'm keen to check it out, to see what I was unknowingly but unforgivably plagiarising.
edit: FFS, there's four seasons, 53 episodes. That's a slog. Thankfully it's Canadian rather than American tho, so it might actually be funny.
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i watched an episode or two and i think I like it?
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