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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2: LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:  1d ago (image post) 336 thread views #339506 earned 240 coins from votes

Spent 30min on a dating app.

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>open the app

>"you have one new like"

>tiny rush of excitement

>swiping on everyone for ages to try and figure out who it is

>after what feels like an eternity, it finally appears: the most hideous grotesque beast you have ever witnessed

>the sinking feeling of disappointment settles in, you already know what's about to happen, but maybe a tiny part of you wants to believe

>you swipe left

>"oops, you just missed a potential match! 🤪 "

>close the app in disgust and wonder where it all went wrong

:#marseydepressed:

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They want me to pay $20 to see matches.

Think I'd feel less gross paying for porn.

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Why dont any of you virgins just buy a whore :#marseybeanconfused:

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I don't want s*x I want love

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Mistake #1. Women are fundamentally incapable of loving anything.

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My mom loves my dad :marseygiveup:

Black Lives Matter

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