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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

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1d ago (image post) 336 thread views #339506 earned 240 coins from votes

Spent 30min on a dating app.

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Petite-Anime-Kongs donkx/kongx :marseyneckbeard:

1d ago #7738345

>open the app

>"you have one new like"

>tiny rush of excitement

>swiping on everyone for ages to try and figure out who it is

>after what feels like an eternity, it finally appears: the most hideous grotesque beast you have ever witnessed

>the sinking feeling of disappointment settles in, you already know what's about to happen, but maybe a tiny part of you wants to believe

>you swipe left

>"oops, you just missed a potential match! 🤪 "

>close the app in disgust and wonder where it all went wrong

:#marseydepressed:

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

Petite-Anime-Kongs 1d ago #7738385

They want me to pay $20 to see matches.

Think I'd feel less gross paying for porn.

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ukstubbs he/hole :marseyflirt:

My entire being is my hatred for fat "people" :marseyhomofascist:

LainkeyKong 1d ago #7738502

Why dont any of you virgins just buy a whore :#marseybeanconfused:

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LainkeyKong gnu/bsd :marseypomni2:

LONG LIVE THE NEW FLESH :marseylain:

ukstubbs 1d ago #7738529

I don't want s*x I want love

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KONGdreaDoria Thin/Twink :marseycheckem2:

LainkeyKong 1d ago #7739603

Mistake #1. Women are fundamentally incapable of loving anything.

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