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Not sending our best. Brasileiro deportee says he blew 170k R$ (30k dollars) to get to the US as an illegal :marseygigaretard: :marseybrainlet: :marseybrasileiro:

https://g1.globo.com/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2025/01/26/brasileiro-deportado-vendeu-tudo-o-que-tinha-e-gastou-mais-de-r-170-mil-para-entrar-ilegalmente-nos-eua-vou-recomecar-do-zero.ghtml

!macacos é pra gente sentir dó desse cara?

Porra, torrar 170k R$ como se ele estivesse fugindo do Afeganistão. Tem cada sem noção.

Also, if Lula was based he would deport illegal burger "expats" on cuffs, but instead he's going to :soycry: at the UN like a cuck.

I hope Orange Man sends all those vira-latas back to the fatherland.

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How is it possible that it's that expensive? Did he get smuggled inside a gilded treasure chest

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This guy couldn't get a tourist visa, so he took a plane to Panama, went to Guatemala and then blew money on coyotes through Mexico up to the US border. He was arrested in San Diego.

Before anyone asks, no, Brazil is not some nightmarish hellhoe but a functional albeit flawed developing country. There's pretty much no decent pay-off for a macaco to move illegally to the US, it's way to far away and anyone with money to spend through those insane travels can afford a dignified lifestyle, hence why the number of !macacos in the US is quite small relative to other Latinx and Brazil's population. But some people watched too many movies and believe they can make it in Burgerland with no papers and hope for the next amnesty.

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You all have like half the murders in the world

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Before anyone asks, no, Brazil is not some nightmarish hellhoe

Do not believe his lies

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pov youre waking up from a nap on a beach in rio

https://media.tenor.com/HnTrjClSvykAAAAx/city-of-god-cidade-de-deus.webp

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Most BR hustle and bustle cels can easily solve their security and mental health problems by moving to some small or mid-sized city in the SP countryside or in the South.

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sounds like something ypud have to do if ur living in a nightmarish hellhole

Tryng to get somewhere safe in Brazil:

https://media.tenor.com/sNNhKm9-7jwAAAAx/cidade-de-deus-city-of-god.webp

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Rio has a lower murder rate than Chicago (19 per 100k vs 23 in 2023)

Same violence problems apply to any burgerland ghetto.

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Yeah but if you get murdered in Chicago they have a cool black guy with a deep voice tell you to "keep strong".

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Frick man maybe the internet becoming 90% bots is a good thing.

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Chicago's murders are highly concentrated in a few blocks, though.

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Murders in Rio are concentrated in certain favelas, is not like the entire city is some war zone.

The problem with Rio is that because the favelas are close to nice neighborhoods is not unusual to get missed bullets.

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If you cut off every state above SP you'll see Brazil's IDH and per capita GDP reach eastern/southern euro standards.

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>If you remove our shit areas we're doing really great.

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This but unironically. And even the shitty areas are miles better than in the 1970s, LATAM had dreadful social indexes 50 years ago and now it has mediocre indexes.

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:marseyfinetalking#:

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the coyotes sent him deep fakes making it looked like they was brad pitts and brad pitts was gonna help them cross the border

https://media.tenor.com/Jp3oM32RDWgAAAAx/friends-friendstv.webp

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:#marseydarkxd:

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1 - Brazil doesn't share a land border with the US as Mexico does

2 - Smugglers charge a premium

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Fui preso que nem um cachorro. Lá eles não tratam ninguém bem. Eles são anti-imigrantes

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O cara vai sem documentos pra entrar em outro país e depois reclama que são anti-imigrantes :marseyemojilaugh:

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>Comete um crime

>Te tratam que nem criminoso

Essa sequência de eventos confunde 80%+ da população brasileira

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O pior que tem gente nos comentários da Folha de SP que ficam

>ha, e agora bolsominions, vão defender o Trumpi sendo que ele deportou BRs no EUA que costumam ser de direita? :brainletchest:

Os caras violaram a lei migratória de lá, se um extrangeiro for se mudar pro Brasil sem tramitar o pedido de residência (que aliás é fácil de conseguir) ele também vai ser deportado. Na cabeça deles não entra que essa situação não tem nada a ver com viés ideológico.

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>cost of plane ticket ~$500

>cost of getting let through a tunnel ~$29500

Is that correct? Even doe its like 4 times the mean brazilian salary or something

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Brazilians need a visa to enter the US, he was probably denied a visa

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