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!macacos é pra gente sentir dó desse cara?
Porra, torrar 170k R$ como se ele estivesse fugindo do Afeganistão. Tem cada sem noção.
Also, if Lula was based he would deport illegal burger "expats" on cuffs, but instead he's going to 
at the UN like a cuck.
I hope Orange Man sends all those vira-latas back to the fatherland.
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How is it possible that it's that expensive? Did he get smuggled inside a gilded treasure chest
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This guy couldn't get a tourist visa, so he took a plane to Panama, went to Guatemala and then blew money on coyotes through Mexico up to the US border. He was arrested in San Diego.
Before anyone asks, no, Brazil is not some nightmarish hellhoe but a functional albeit flawed developing country. There's pretty much no decent pay-off for a macaco to move illegally to the US, it's way to far away and anyone with money to spend through those insane travels can afford a dignified lifestyle, hence why the number of !macacos in the US is quite small relative to other Latinx and Brazil's population. But some people watched too many movies and believe they can make it in Burgerland with no papers and hope for the next amnesty.
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Do not believe his lies
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pov youre waking up from a nap on a beach in rio
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Most BR hustle and bustle cels can easily solve their security and mental health problems by moving to some small or mid-sized city in the SP countryside or in the South.
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sounds like something ypud have to do if ur living in a nightmarish hellhole
Tryng to get somewhere safe in Brazil:
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Rio has a lower murder rate than Chicago (19 per 100k vs 23 in 2023)
Same violence problems apply to any burgerland ghetto.
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Yeah but if you get murdered in Chicago they have a cool black guy with a deep voice tell you to "keep strong".
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!friendsofbussy-boy !macacos !burgers
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Frick man maybe the internet becoming 90% bots is a good thing.
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Chicago's murders are highly concentrated in a few blocks, though.
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Murders in Rio are concentrated in certain favelas, is not like the entire city is some war zone.
The problem with Rio is that because the favelas are close to nice neighborhoods is not unusual to get missed bullets.
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If you cut off every state above SP you'll see Brazil's IDH and per capita GDP reach eastern/southern euro standards.
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This but unironically. And even the shitty areas are miles better than in the 1970s, LATAM had dreadful social indexes 50 years ago and now it has mediocre indexes.
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You all have like half the murders in the world
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the coyotes sent him deep fakes making it looked like they was brad pitts and brad pitts was gonna help them cross the border
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1 - Brazil doesn't share a land border with the US as Mexico does
2 - Smugglers charge a premium
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O cara vai sem documentos pra entrar em outro país e depois reclama que são anti-imigrantes
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Essa sequência de eventos confunde 80%+ da população brasileira
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O pior que tem gente nos comentários da Folha de SP que ficam
Os caras violaram a lei migratória de lá, se um extrangeiro for se mudar pro Brasil sem tramitar o pedido de residência (que aliás é fácil de conseguir) ele também vai ser deportado. Na cabeça deles não entra que essa situação não tem nada a ver com viés ideológico.
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Is that correct? Even doe its like 4 times the mean brazilian salary or something
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Brazilians need a visa to enter the US, he was probably denied a visa
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Wouldn't 30k get you a really nice house with land to spare in Brasil?!? I knew a Bolivian guy who worked just abuse the our stronger currency here just so his family could buy up LOTS of land in Bolivia to live like petit aristocracy.
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A nice house? No, that's more expensive. It is enough money to start a small business and have a decent life if it goes well though. It's also enough money to buy land to build your house though depending on where you live (real estate in large cities is very expensive), and you can get a mortgage from the bank to build your house then.
The YouTube comment section of this guys interview is filled with Brazilians berating him for that lol. This guy is lower-middle-class but is not some desperate refugee.
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How much would a flight and a holiday visa cost? Just do those and overstay no?
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His tourist visa application was obviously rejected.
The rejection rate for Brazilians is 11.9% yearly, the American embassy rejects those whose profile is that of potential illegals.
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Looks like they did their job correctly
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The embassies and consulates always do. I remember before the first time we went for vacations in the US my dad took his tax records and our documentation. We got a 10 year tourist visa easily, it allows you to stay up to 6 months in the US continuously (speaking of which I have to renew it to visit burgerland again in the future).
You can easily clock upper middle class types who want to spent a few weeks on NYC from randos who never left the country before, don't have a current or stable job but magically decided to visit Disney World despite never having the means (they would be spending all of their savings on those plane tickets alone).
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One thing about the US tourist visa is that, even as a middle class, your ability to even get one is still directly proportional to how many people are trying to use it to commit fraud
The interview wait times when I helped my GF get one were like 30 days or so, but if you look at countries with rampant fraud issues (India, turkey, Canada) the wait time to even interview at the embassy is like three years. This screws over those upper middle class types tremendously
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Geez, in comparison we got ours in less than a month.
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https://travel.state.gov/content/travel/en/us-visas/visa-information-resources/global-visa-wait-times.html
Peep the "b2" column on the right
Currently three Canadian embassies are above 600 days and Montreal closed
This is because millions of Indians are using it as a waiting room so they can go illegally look for work to sponsor a real visa
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Most Brazilian cities listed average 25-31 days, pretty much what I expected.
Bogota is 700 lmao, I didn't know Colombians had it that rough. And now Trump ordered to shut down applications for them.
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Oh wow how did we get such a beautiful flower growing out of the dirt?
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We've got
living in caravan shanty towns delivering slop
https://www.theguardian.com/business/article/2024/aug/24/i-wouldnt-wish-this-on-anyone-the-food-delivery-riders-living-in-caravan-shantytowns-in-bristol
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Eu tenho um amigo que largou a vida de classe media alta no Brasil pra viver no Canadá
Tem gente que tem tanto desprezo pelo bostil que se perde nas aventuras.
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Trocar estilo de vida de classe média alta de condomínio pra morar num apartementinho de araque em Toronto me parece uma ideia tão debiloide que é difícil pra mim entender.
Se você tem dinheiro qualquer país da América do Sul (menos a Venezuela) é um paraíso, tem gente que fica putassa a toa por problemas que eles nem sofrem.
Falando sério o pessoal despreza a Pátria a toa. Qualquer país desenvolvido passou por uma fase de corrupção e pobreza. Olha que a pobreza diminuiu bastante nas últimas décadas, até mesmo o interior do RS na época dos meus avós parecia mais o século 19 do que os 1950s
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Well, the second dog was almost as big an emotional roller coaster as the first. I felt dirty for "cheating" on Max, who is now more of a "husband" in my heart than my ex ever was.
Snapshots:
https://g1.globo.com/mg/minas-gerais/noticia/2025/01/26/brasileiro-deportado-vendeu-tudo-o-que-tinha-e-gastou-mais-de-r-170-mil-para-entrar-ilegalmente-nos-eua-vou-recomecar-do-zero.ghtml:
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archive.ph (click to archive)
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