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HAT The rDrama Music Festival Update (aka: Hat?)

In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.

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P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.

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MFW I finally get a hat

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BPD foids: the movie

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She at least got rid of her LVM scrote bf and became an actual queen instead of seething about him online.

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Hey, I hope that one day I too can hook up with some sexy hottie much younger than me, and if I do I would love for her to be the kind of ride-or-die b-word who would defend my reputation (like Florence defended Zach) when stupid terminally online :marseynpcmad: garbage started insinuating that I was a pervert for dating :marseybutt: instead of :marseywall:

Zach Braff may not exactly be a "high-T male", but good for him for reeling in a sexy snack like Florence Pugh. Dude's got to have at least some game to have pulled that off.

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