In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.
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P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.
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!slots666
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From my cold dead hands
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💁♀️
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Unironic hotgirl shit
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Carp lied, people died
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Checking hat
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This hat fits my current hat.
@Aevann gj on the update 
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thank sneks not me lol, i dindu nuffin
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Tbh the more dramatic and on-brand choice would have been an Indian Headresses update, followed a weekend later by a Crying Apology Video For Being Insensitive update
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I was in favor of picrel hats but the (((fish))) won't stop making flower crowns. He has made so many.
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I understand.
@carpathianflorist is hoping if he makes a pretty enough flower crown then one of his bpd internet queens will 😍 and show up here to wear it.
I was young and closeted gay once too.
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who here goes to burning man? jeez such degenerate druggies ...
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Ok
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I now have a hat on top of my hat and it looks stupid.
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Are we going to lure moids to sacrifice to the gods like that one movie I didn't watch?
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While we're doing white-girl-at-music-festival hats, I want a Native American headdress so I can get cancelled on instagram while I'm passed out in the mud(?) by the porta pottys.
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The dancing marsey logo needs a flower crown
@carpathianflorist
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get this gay hippie shit off my GHWB avatar
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omg i loooove festivals
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Hat
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Gay butt flowers
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hat!
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Can we get one of those Indian head things in honor of mayofoid remembrance day?
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test
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Do we get one flower crown for the whole event?
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Or a new one for each comment?
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Ah, the lazy option.
Fair.
Edit: wait it is different each time when posting new comments, but is consistent on the page loading.
@TwoLargeSnakesMating
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Yeah this is three lines of code, ngl. Not persisting it at all. In the (half-assed) event lore, let's say it's because we're all dropping acid and no one is keeping track of which hat is whose.
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You dropped this queen
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!blackjack100
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Tf is the point of this 😂
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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You will wear the flower crown and you WILL like it.
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Y y yes sir
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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HAT HAT HAT HAT
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Oh cool you guys copied old school RuneScape
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Unironically very hyped. Make them ultra rare or a limited time deal
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i may be gay but honestly flower crowns are kind of based and redpilled. now of course if you have the modern western idea of "flowers are for le women" it is gay for a man to wear a flower crown but honestly flowers just look cool, they are vibrant and eye catching, like fire. in short if you don't like flower crowns you are probably a concrete-brained bugman who enjoys le hecking brutalism
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There are entire hordes of "people" who go around after big concerts and festival show nights combing the ground for drugs that dumbasses dropped and/or lost.
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My crown is objectively better than all of yours
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Now, does this qualify me for an alpha badge?
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With this hat I'm finally beautiful
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I still have beads hanging in my garage given to me by a longtime friend when she was drunk as heck. Could've gotten some but didn't feel like dealing with that whole 'consent and sobriety' thing.
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