In anticipation of Lollapaloozaโฆ er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.
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P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.
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snapapples u so cute in ur blue flowers
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ok
sidenote: if you actually believe carpโs hat announcements ur unironically r-slurred, he literally said himself that heโll stop the fake announcements when you stop believing them
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...but this time he was right
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Carp doesnโt lie r-slur
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hat
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kill me ur pfp even cuter now ๐ญ๐ญ
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lmfao they keep changing bb mines now red roses n u got the
colors ๐ฅฐ๐
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I wrote a script to specifically block you and still debating on automatic downvote. It would be symbolic, but just gives you more dc so.?
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blocking is for limp wrist kitties imo
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Ok, u2 I hate to have to do it
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I dindu nuffin
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hat?
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u2
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What is a hat?
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flower crown!!!! even better!
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!blackjack100
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I will now add fifteen (15) more flower crowns before launch so some can still be a surprise.
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I want to thank you for causing drama in my life spices things up
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Remember this means you have to write fifteen (15) more flower crown hat descriptions. โฆThank you for your valiant sacrifice.
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I am LOOKING FORWARD TO IT
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โKing Crownโ
Used to show that someone words words words words words sneed
โCarp
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Way ahead of you
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i hope we can get a louis vuitton yarmulke
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It looks like your avatar has a sweet fade
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Oh wait it changed lol at first it was black and looked like hair
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I finally saw which one you were talking about. You're right, it is pretty sweet
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Wow, it only took you until now to figure it out? Must be nice to be so smart.
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The flower crowns are randomly generated, bbbb
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Why don't you just buy a real flower crown, you pathetic excuses for a human?
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Violence
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Redditor
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test
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Did I pass the test?
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I'm the King of Carrot Flowers
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I am now a hippie
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Now, does this qualify me for an alpha badge?
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But these are complete random
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MFW I finally get a hat
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BPD foids: the movie
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She at least got rid of her LVM scrote bf and became an actual queen instead of seething about him online.
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Hey, I hope that one day I too can hook up with some sexy hottie much younger than me, and if I do I would love for her to be the kind of ride-or-die b-word who would defend my reputation (like Florence defended Zach) when stupid terminally online
garbage started insinuating that I was a pervert for dating 
instead of 
Zach Braff may not exactly be a "high-T male", but good for him for reeling in a sexy snack like Florence Pugh. Dude's got to have at least some game to have pulled that off.
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Xd
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No astronaut helmet?
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hat
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I'm pretty sure we have both an astronaut and a cosmonaut helmet in the set for the Actual Hat Update!
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Hat!
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So is there a music element to this or am I not getting it?
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Not even remotely. The way this actually went down was (paraphrased):
Carp: Hey we should do something with hats.
Snakes: The frontend code is there already. I can give everyone hats.
Carp: Ok let's use the flowercrowns.
Snakes: Sure. But I can't just write a post saying "hi you have flower crowns now, kthxbai."
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Leak carpโs address I wanna talk to him
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Is "frick you, Carp" the appropriate response here?
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