In anticipation of Lollapalooza… er, darn, hats are taking a while; that was two weeks ago. In anticipation of Burning Man, we're giving our beloved Dramatards (especially @Goomble) what you've been asking for ever since Carp prematurely announced them: flower crowns. Today's update adds fifteen (15) flower crowns, and everyone will now have random flower crowns visible throughout the site. Please partake in white girl music festival activities responsibly.
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P.S. The Actual Hats Update is still coming sometime before Christ returns to judge the quick and the dead. The flower crowns will be part of the real hats update. You do not get to keep your flower crowns. What sort of r-slur takes home things they found on the ground at a festival? That's like picking up beer-soaked beads at Mardi Gras.
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Are we going to lure moids to sacrifice to the gods like that one movie I didn't watch?
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But these are complete random
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Nice comment lmao
but ted looks so cute+innocent under those flowers 🥺
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never began for phonecels
looks? my boy ted dindu nuffin fr fr
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Lmao. Your pfp with it's new hat is
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✨😍✨
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Hat
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Tbh the more dramatic and on-brand choice would have been an Indian Headresses update, followed a weekend later by a Crying Apology Video For Being Insensitive update
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I was in favor of picrel hats but the (((fish))) won't stop making flower crowns. He has made so many.
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I understand.
@carpathianflorist is hoping if he makes a pretty enough flower crown then one of his bpd internet queens will 😍 and show up here to wear it.
I was young and closeted gay once too.
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omg i loooove festivals
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I still have beads hanging in my garage given to me by a longtime friend when she was drunk as heck. Could've gotten some but didn't feel like dealing with that whole 'consent and sobriety' thing.
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So is there a music element to this or am I not getting it?
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Not even remotely. The way this actually went down was (paraphrased):
Carp: Hey we should do something with hats.
Snakes: The frontend code is there already. I can give everyone hats.
Carp: Ok let's use the flowercrowns.
Snakes: Sure. But I can't just write a post saying "hi you have flower crowns now, kthxbai."
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Is "frick you, Carp" the appropriate response here?
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Leak carp’s address I wanna talk to him
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!slots666
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Factcheck: This claim has been confirmed as correct by experts.
The 8-Ball Says: You may rely on it.
Your fortune: lmao you just lost 100 coins
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While we're doing white-girl-at-music-festival hats, I want a Native American headdress so I can get cancelled on instagram while I'm passed out in the mud(?) by the porta pottys.
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I'm the King of Carrot Flowers
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I wrote a script to specifically block you and still debating on automatic downvote. It would be symbolic, but just gives you more dc so.?
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I dindu nuffin
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hat?
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u2
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blocking is for limp wrist kitties imo
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Ok, u2 I hate to have to do it
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kill me ur pfp even cuter now 😭😭
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lmfao they keep changing bb mines now red roses n u got the
colors 🥰😘
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😘😘
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What is a hat?
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flower crown!!!! even better!
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Oh cool you guys copied old school RuneScape
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Unironically very hyped. Make them ultra rare or a limited time deal
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Do we get one flower crown for the whole event?
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Or a new one for each comment?
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Ah, the lazy option.
Fair.
Edit: wait it is different each time when posting new comments, but is consistent on the page loading.
@TwoLargeSnakesMating
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Yeah this is three lines of code, ngl. Not persisting it at all. In the (half-assed) event lore, let's say it's because we're all dropping acid and no one is keeping track of which hat is whose.
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You dropped this queen
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Unironic hotgirl shit
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Tf is the point of this 😂
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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You will wear the flower crown and you WILL like it.
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Y y yes sir
This morning, Cum went to the park. I went with Coom. And Cum brought Coomer frisbee. At least I think it was Coomers. By the end of the day, Cum started throwing the frisbee to Cumself.
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test
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who here goes to burning man? jeez such degenerate druggies ...
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