first iteration of this thread was yalled while revisions were made to buff the femboy and furry awards sry
THANK YOU AEVANN FOR STAYING UP UNTIL 6AM DOING THESE
Each House now has an award that only its members can buy. 2 more for each House will be rolling out in the near future with even more in the future possibly.
House Furry gets the OwOify Award uwu
House Femboy gets the Marsify Award 
House Racist gets the Early Life Award ✡️
And House Vampire gets the Bite Award 🧛🏿♂️
House Founders get a 25% discount on their House-specific awards. So you have extra incentive to stick with your original House if you’re an OG.
Upcoming House awards include exciting things like RACE WAR and SEXY VAMPIRE and CUMSHOT.
Have a great weekend Potterheads 💜
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Early Life award
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what it do?
nvm sry smth bout wiki
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check out teh earwy life section fwor Ephraim Gwowldstein
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i tried bb got a few diff Jews tho 🤷🏾♀️
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kina drinking bb don’t make me read history shit pls 😣
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nyigga link my dumb dwunk butt pls..I gift dc fwor help anyways 😭
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“Early life” and
“check early life” and 
stuff are just 
common rightoid expressions for when an allegedly white 
journ*list 
or public figure 
is 
saying or doing profoundly anti-white things
The implication is
that if you 
look at the 
early life section of the 
person 
in 
question 
it’s 
gonna mention Judaism
And it’s hilarious because 99% of the
time 
it 
really does
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I'm twoo dwunk two cwontinyue this cwonwersation ngl luv u thwo penny :#marseyluv:
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What does it do? Seems like only owo and marseyfier do something??
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what dwoes our hwouse award rwy dwo bb help mwe out pls?
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Seems like it only changes the username to include ((()))?? Idk if thats it definitly most underwhelming award, first time in my life I am sad that I am racist.
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What does bite do? Anything besides the pfp?
@carpathianflorist
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Forces the recipient into house vampire
and 
changes their name 
color to 
a 
tasteful dead grey for 24 hours
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Wait wtf does that remove founder status?
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no, u go back to ur old house (founder intact) after 24h
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Phew; saved me some deflector panic buys there
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are the effects of the awards written down somewhere? i only see "turn them into vampire for 24 hours"
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The effects of the awards are written down in the blood of the creatures who foolishly attempted to claim them. There is no written record of the awards, because anyone who tries to document them never lives to tell the tale. As for the "vampire for 24 hours" comment, you should be so lucky.
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Look it up BIPOC. They can't be exposed to sunlight, they need to bite people and suck their blood for sustenance, and they can turn into bats at will. What don't you understand?
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I suggested this!
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What dwoes teh owoify award dwo?!
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Stwop typing like what? Whatewer dwo u mwean?!
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it’s perfect fwor u Klenny 😭 it’s like a cworgi tard talking 🥹
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I luv u twoo!
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Rememebr: Despite the appearances you are talking to a 250lb deeply sexually dysfunctional scat hentai addict
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u’re onwy making
@MrPenny ‘s feminyinye penyis harder
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😓 stfu bb that’s gwunder nywot Klenny 😭😭
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I love you too!
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His fingers are too heavy he can't help it
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typing with dog paws
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Nope it's because he's 300 pounds
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i think he in teh 200’s nywow thwo
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200 tons
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Stwowaln Vawor:
https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?sort=new&q=Owo%20award&t=all
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It's honestly impressive how many novel techniques there are for making this place marginally annoying
I want the old borderline-unusable chud award back at a high price point
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lmao
with the 
spiders and random redirects to 
gay 
porn 
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And the eye-searing background, yes please
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I wanted two cwommwent on ywour furry cwop video earlier but I cwouldn't because I'm nywot in hwouse furry, but teh video in ywour signyature is like part two of that furry racist cwop video.
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What
the 
frick 
are you 
saying
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In a nutshell, what he's trying to say as a whole, is that I'm basically valid as all bleedin' heck and that everybody here loves me a lot
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A few people can just do most whatever cause they know its all goofin around but;
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Please retype this URL, it appears to have been corrupted
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Owo
corruwuption
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack100
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!blackjack200
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!blackjack100
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Sure thing, bwoss:
https://rdrama.net/search/comments/?sort=new&q=Owo%20award&t=all
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So this is just an excuse to milk DC from me when my main gets chudded to add alts to Houses, time to join every house
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Most likely, yes. Carp cares about you very deeply, he said on Groomercord that you're his very favorite poster on the whole site. Now ain't that cute!
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The issue is I can't pick favorites, I have tiers of love. Unfortunately I can never trust due to how my life has been but my love is limitless. Anger only happens when you care about something.~
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!blackjack100
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Even Snappy
knows you're 
just 
a sissy for BBC 
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House racist with the 10/10 award name, house furry with the 10/10 for annoying award idea.
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Fwirst Awarder!!!!!
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GET BIT
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#TEAMJACWOB
FRICK EDWARD!!!!!
https://mwedia.giphy.cwom/mwedia/sSK7wMUE35lHW/giphy.webp
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Team Edward you know he has a massive sparkly dong like all skinny tall cuties
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I'd like two teww aww u "furries" two stay off my page! Stwop repwying and awarding mwe.
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Owld nyews.
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Is it intentionywl that teh award ruins emwojis as weww, carp?
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It’s
not, this will 
be 
fixed later 
lol 
Let the
poor 
capy 
sleep
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But he upmarseyd my cwommwent! Aevann might be of hwouse furry but he's an hwonyworary vampire as he nyewer sleeps during teh nyight.
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gas gas gas gas gas
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