first iteration of this thread was yalled while revisions were made to buff the femboy and furry awards sry
THANK YOU AEVANN FOR STAYING UP UNTIL 6AM DOING THESE
Each House now has an award that only its members can buy. 2 more for each House will be rolling out in the near future with even more in the future possibly.
House Furry gets the OwOify Award uwu
House Femboy gets the Marsify Award 
House Racist gets the Early Life Award ✡️
And House Vampire gets the Bite Award 🧛🏿♂️
House Founders get a 25% discount on their House-specific awards. So you have extra incentive to stick with your original House if you’re an OG.
Upcoming House awards include exciting things like RACE WAR and SEXY VAMPIRE and CUMSHOT.
Have a great weekend Potterheads 💜
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Early Life award
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What does bite do? Anything besides the pfp?
@carpathianflorist
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Forces the recipient into house vampire
and 
changes their name 
color to 
a 
tasteful dead grey for 24 hours
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Wait wtf does that remove founder status?
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no, u go back to ur old house (founder intact) after 24h
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are the effects of the awards written down somewhere? i only see "turn them into vampire for 24 hours"
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The effects of the awards are written down in the blood of the creatures who foolishly attempted to claim them. There is no written record of the awards, because anyone who tries to document them never lives to tell the tale. As for the "vampire for 24 hours" comment, you should be so lucky.
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Look it up BIPOC. They can't be exposed to sunlight, they need to bite people and suck their blood for sustenance, and they can turn into bats at will. What don't you understand?
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Phew; saved me some deflector panic buys there
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what it do?
nvm sry smth bout wiki
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check out teh earwy life section fwor Ephraim Gwowldstein
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i tried bb got a few diff Jews tho 🤷🏾♀️
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kina drinking bb don’t make me read history shit pls 😣
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nyigga link my dumb dwunk butt pls..I gift dc fwor help anyways 😭
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“Early life” and
“check early life” and 
stuff are just 
common rightoid expressions for when an allegedly white 
journ*list 
or public figure 
is 
saying or doing profoundly anti-white things
The implication is
that if you 
look at the 
early life section of the 
person 
in 
question 
it’s 
gonna mention Judaism
And it’s hilarious because 99% of the
time 
it 
really does
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I'm twoo dwunk two cwontinyue this cwonwersation ngl luv u thwo penny :#marseyluv:
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What does it do? Seems like only owo and marseyfier do something??
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what dwoes our hwouse award rwy dwo bb help mwe out pls?
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Seems like it only changes the username to include ((()))?? Idk if thats it definitly most underwhelming award, first time in my life I am sad that I am racist.
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