requested by @carpathianflorist

what does it mean

what does it do

how do you get it

get ready for rDrama's biggest and most exciting event of ALL TIME coming VERY SOON

In anticipation of the imminent Marsey's Palace casino update, here are some new badges. They apply retroactively, so if you've already earned them, you're good to go! If not, better get goombling.

Lil Goombler - Won a 1,000 dramacoin bet. Nice job!

Pro Goombler - Won a 10,000 dramacoin bet. Some would say to quit while you're ahead, but they didn't just win 10k - keep at it!

King Goombler - Won a 100,000 dramacoin bet. Wipe your sweaty palms off and bet it all again, you're on a roll!

A Minor Setback - Lost a 1,000 dramacoin bet. Keep going!

Just One More Hand - Lost a 10,000 dramacoin bet. But it's fine, you're due for a big win!

It's Over - Lost a 100,000 dramacoin bet. It's fricking over.

They'll be applied once Snakes or Cox adds the logic for them. The Casino itself will be rolling out soon. Might make game-specific badges if they're gonna add new games too.

credit to @himachalite

He makes so many changes! You have no idea about them! But there are many!!!!

i know i don't (usually) post these for graphic adds but ive been away from home for like 2 weeks or so so it got kinda backlogged

not nearly as much as i thought it would be though

anyway the reason i'm posting this one is because you need to submit more banners

go here

https://rdrama.net/post/35835

make banners

submit banners

get badge

the requirements for banners are at the top

and thank fricking god black history month is over because the like 8 BLM banners we had got stale fast and i'd like to avoid staleness the rest of the year

GO CREATE CUTE TWINKS I'LL GIVE YOU 1 UNBAN AWARD PER APPROVED BANNER FOR THE NEXT 24 HOURS THATS LIKE 3500 DC VALUE WOW

banners themselves do not have a deadline but the prize does

In our continued efforts to trim the unsightly fat created by the short-lived Nu-Ruqqus experiment, we have culled some more Holes. Owners have been compensated 3500 dramacoin for their loss. You’ll notice that this is 1500 less than the 5000 that was offered for a voluntary surrender a few weeks ago. You should have listened.

A list of shuttered Holes (no activity in a week+) follows. An asterisk (*) indicates that it was manually spared by special request. This time.

2balkan4you
2middleeast4you
art
blacklivesmatter
carpathianflorist
cats
cbt
chapotraphouse*
food
forumweapons
funny
gaming
gardening
gayporn*
geopolitics
goldenmarsey*
lgbt*
mapporn
milliondollarextreme*
nature
neoliberal*
nopeepee
platypus*
redpandas
stupidpol
thinspo*
vampire*
vtubers
worldnews
(28 rows)

If you own a Hole and would like to trade it in for 4000dc, let me know in this thread. This sort of generosity is fleeting. If you own a Hole and do not want dc, but want the Hole to continue to exist, I would suggest starting to use it. Manual review will precede the next round of purging and zero-engagement spam will not cut it.

Only iOS chads can view this thread.

Hello fellow real people.

All embedded videos will now have a link under them. You can long press this link to bring up the context menu pictured, and then hit Download Linked File to save the video. I assume you know how to get it to your camera roll from there. You’re not some brainlet androidcel.

whoopsie

dude marsey lmao

@Cdace

You’re welcome to unfollow, of course, but you’re likely far too polite to do that.

mobile:

desktop:

testing with badge images

test complete, we did it reddit

Thank you @Landlord_Messiah

This was a VERY GOOD IDEA.

https://rdrama.net/@Aevann/upvoting

https://rdrama.net/@Aevann/downvoting

and made them update live again instead of every hour

@Lurker

Did someone just upgrade the server again and reduce CPU usage from 85% to 15%?

clean it up jannies

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For those who want a nice bulleted list of site changes without having to wade through Carp's wordswordswords—admittedly beautiful words, but nonetheless. Plus, other recent minor changes that didn't make other changelogs.

Birthgay Event

Three new awards (permanent, will remain after event):

• Fireworks (300 D_C): shows fireworks over post, stacks to 4.

• Confetti (300 D_C): shows confetti over post, does not stack.

• Stripper Cake (500 D_C): you've seen what it does by now, stacks to 3.

Lootboxes (for duration of event):

• 1000 D_C, contains 5 post awards valued 300–500 D_C each. Includes the three new awards!

• Now actually sends you a notification to tell you what you got!

Double XP:

• All votes from now until the end of the event give the recipient 2 dramacoin instead of 1. Truescore increments by +1 per usual.

• Unlike over Fistmas, there is no longer an exploit to farm infinite D_C (300 D_C/hr/alt) by repeatedly voting and unvoting a post. I don't know if anyone exploited it back then, but you can't do it anymore.

Party Hats:

• On your cakeday, you get a partyhat displayed on your profile pic and a cool badge for surviving one year on this hell-site.

• For rDrama's birthgay, everyone gets a hat! After the event, they become cakeday-only.

Birthgay Gifts:

• Everyone received a badge for the birthgay event. Art creds: @McCoxmaul

• Everyone with ≥250 truescore received 1000 D_C.

Temporary UI changes for event:

• logo.

• Balloons header background. Gave header text black outline to improve readability.

• Journoid banner replaced with a birthgay message.

• 24 (!!!) birthgay banners. Art creds: @idk, @Dramamine, @Modern_Major_General and @HeyMoon

Patch Notes (from the past week)

• Shop discount bug: the Big Spender badges for spending dramacoin in the shop mistakenly gave a much larger discount than intended. They now give a 2 percentage-point discount per badge owned.

• Shop discount improvement: the Roller badges for opening lootboxes obtained at 10, 50, and 150 boxes purchased give a permanent 1 percentage-point discount per tier.

• Audio embedding in posts: <audio controls preload="none" src="https://.../example.mp3"></audio> will display a sound player in your post or comment. No more Vocaroo! Usual restrictions on media hosts apply—rehost to catbox.moe if in doubt. Working on getting audio uploads to work and easier markup so you don't need to add an HTML tag—stay tuned for future changelog.

• Comment posting hotkey: the Ctrl-Enter shortcut to post a comment was recently announced. We now have Mac support for Cmd-Enter.

• Shop UI: Rows on desktop are now more compact.

• Highlighted text is automatically inserted as a quote when you click reply. However, this did not previously retain formatting. This has been fixed. (kudos @nekobit)

• Factchecks: you've known and loved the #fοrtune feature in comments. Now you can get a random #factcheϲk. (kudos to @Absinthe)

• Reminder: Polls only ever appear at the end of a post, no matter where you put them in the markup. Formatting Help now reflects this.

• Mod log timestamps now display exact times on mouseover.

• Snappy now uses search.marsey.cat instead of camas. Also, fixed bug where the camas links would have the entire post URL shoved into the author field.

In the Pipeline for Coming Weeks

• More Marseys are coming Soon™.

• Super secret improvements to the House system. You will probably like them. If you don't like them, you will be forcibly compelled to like them.

• Minor improvement to search.

• Minor improvement to comment sorting.

• … lots of other things I'm probably forgetting.

introducing: dramacoin gifts!

now you can show your support to your favorite dramaposters by giving them multiple dramacoins (at least 100 for now) at once! pay for rent, bussy pics and more using this new form of cryptocurrency.

this feature has been up for more than 24 hours but we had some technical issues (cache and shit). if you tried to use it before this post and got an "invalid amount of dramacoins" error - try again. flush your browser cache (or ctrl+f5/shift+f5) if it still doesn't work. and then pm me. it just has to work this time.