Humphrey keeps wanting to jump off the bed and I’m worried he’s going to hurt himself so he’s banished to puppy Alcatraz until he’s fully crate trained or big enough to not hurt himself by jumping down.

She was closing her eyes and smiling when I petted her just now but I didn't have my phone with me

Meet Humphrey the 7 week old Bichon Frise! I rejected all of the rdrama and 4chan names, you guys did have slightly better suggestions than them though.

He’s perfect and even has his own rdrama.net account!

Two of'em in there, actually.

@Soren, @MrPenny, @Schizose, discuss if it's sanitary to browse drama on your phone whilst taking a poo

Lame "joke" @X (formerly chiobu) know but she finally dares too sit still on my lap

^{trans lives matter}

What does it mean when she immediately goes and takes a dust bath after?!?!

ぎゃー pic.twitter.com/xKxOYVdujb

— チンチラ🐭ココアの飼い主 (@cocoa_chilla) September 18, 2022

frick /r/tollers fr fr

Also, rip the mayo , you will be missed

I think she's already planning her next escape

They're kind of like rodents, mustelids, and possums but they're their own thing that are more closely related to elephants. Convergent evolution is crazy. Most live in Africa but some are in the Middle East too.

Baby hyraxes playing:

They also have a complex digestive system that's a little bit like ungulates, watch them chew:

Gay-butt eagles get totally cockblocked by their special powers.

Mammals rule!

EDIT: Goddammit, I specifically lobbied to get the "don't notify followers" option reinstated so that I could post something like this and only have small mammal enthusiasts see it but I forgot until about 3 seconds after I posted.

j/k I'm sure it was just a love bite

@MrPenny @MenAreWorst frickers only eat the yellow not the white lmao

I suppose its a good symbiosis with the gymrats eating just the white though

I thought taking away the hay feeder thingy would stop her from climbing to the top, but when I left for a while and came back there she was on top of the cage

The only way I can imagine how she did that was that she squeezed into the tiny space between the cage and the fence and wall climbed or something, I was wondering why she kept going to that tiny space to get herself squeezed these past few days

I hope she doesn't accidentally one day

So as suspected yesterday, she was indeed using the hay feeder thing to climb on top of the cage

Obviously it would be r-slurred if I was worried but still wanted to video it down but it was her 3rd time today doing this manoeuvre

No more hay feeder for you when I let you out sweaty