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(Idk how its fun to interrupt the gameplay to play deaf girl simulator or an unskippable gay s*x scene but ok)
(He who does not work should not eat)
(They were denied basic rights like free changes oh wait)
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first one could use a bit of polish, the rest are unsalvageable
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I'll be honest, that first one isn't even wrong or exaggerating. The G*mers
do just act that r-slurred over some incredibly r-slurred things that people didn't even flip out over 20 years ago. Shit like black characters merely existing, or a female character only looking average at worst.
The rest of these are total shit though
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Average 20 years ago wasn't as ugly as average now. There wasn't multiple social movements promoting mediocrity
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Seems legit
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This is an exact copy of "I am silly", except worse in every way
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Im sorry but this came out first
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Turns out soy vs chad is just the crystal meth of comics
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How does the iphone do that
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You press and hold your finger on a person or object in an image and itll cut it out for u
For example: i made this
by saving this comic and then pushing my thumb on the bottom left npcjak: 
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What's REALLY strange is that it has TOO MANY WORDS in it
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All game stories suck 100% of the time anyway
I just skip them now unless they force it on you like Kingdom Deliverance (which has a cool story) or it's quick with it. Otherwise I'm skipping cutscenes
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Environmental storytelling > words words words
storytelling
With games I barely remember the plot after I'm done with them. What usually sticks in my mind are the locations you explore or events that happen naturally during gameplay, like when you have a clutch boss fight or clear a dungeon while half your party is dead. Anything you might tell to someone as an anecdote. Game designers have been getting too uppity with the whole "games are hecking art
" so they think every game needs some boring butt plot that keeps taking you out of the game.
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I was playing Sonic X Shadow Generations and they thought I cared about the story of sonics friends getting sucked into some otherworld instead of speed running
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They get ya by making the cutscenes instead be "playable" sections where you move the stick forward while getting lectured on white privilege (this was actually in Alan Wake II) so you cant skip it
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Woah there buddy! Did you just fast walk on me? Time for me to try and keep up, sperg out and crash the whole thing so you have to start the bit over.
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Wrong, Lilith's Throne is kino
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Smh you never played Sunless Seas
The quality of story is inverse to the quality of gameplay
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The problem is none of these games are good. I think it's no coincidence that soulless sequels and live service MTX garbage also always has this woke shit in it. Almost like its the same design by committee partner that needs to GAAS BS.
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The whole trend in gaming is to make every AAA game look exactly like the other AAA games.
That's why I play indies, I hate AAA.
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Yea like if you make something for g*mers, literal slop enjoyers, theyll be fine with bad writing, mtx, not getting to play the game for most of its two hour runtime, it playing like a generic TPS and it having no actual artstyle so long as it still plays like the first game. They make fun of Madden and CoD but almost every video is like this, where the boiling frog is used to make the same shit just worse and g*mers will defend it because they have an emotional reflex to consume
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"But g*mers are f*cked in the head."
Yeah, and being gay is bad too but we don't force people to suck peepee in order to buy the game, right? There is a point of being so gay that you're too gay.
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What is this metaphor
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G*mer. Gays. Cute twink.
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It's so over for me
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20 years of leftists ruining my hobby, i can't even boot a game without seeing their nasty politics inside
2 years of slight backlash to their bullshit, and this happens
We aren't even doxxing the devs and trying to get them fired or banned from banks, we're just saying 'hey this game woke, don't play it guys if you don't want to' and they're fuming lol
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Lmao I thought it being 75% words was bad enough, but then it got worse, wtf is this from??
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Eurasiantiger
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It must be from Josh Luna's brother who was more into writing than art.
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Nope not gonna read all that
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This is makes perfect sense for
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Is that WMAF comic actually unironic?
It's such an incredible example of I can't breed that it feels like a poignant parody. The way he escapes at the end...
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ironic or not?
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People on the internet are so stupid and unhinged, I cannot reliably differentiate parody from reality anymore.
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It isn't. This is literally what happens to asian boys the moment they see a white man take their wife
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Its unironic cuck porn
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Theres a ton of these by asian moids
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!eurochads finns be like
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This doesn't happen because no woman willingly sits down next to me.
!incels
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So much
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I might be okay with them calling out others' hypocrisy if they weren't even more hypocritical about their own beliefs. That makes them like... hypocrites squared.
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Christianity is when you allow mass illegal migration so half the third world becomes your neighbor.
Checkmate chud
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He don't miss
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He may or may not miss, but I ain't readin allat
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lmao, that guy was such a goofy rascal
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Why she caked up doe?
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- definitely not misogynist AGP
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also yt "people" do be like that tho
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Ypipo be rolling on the floor and shit
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Look at this exchange, this has to be bots. "Kind stranger"
And literally unironically citing Jon Oliver holy frick they still do that.
Dude posts the video segment where they all repeat the same lines. Bro that was literally broadcasted to attack right wing alt-media during the lockdowns, how the frick was that a conservative message?
Reddit revisionism is cranking up into overdrive this year.
And darn Adamtots really wants to draw porn but doesnt have the guts to.
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Definitely bots.
The jump to Upton Sinclair from "Sinclair" is only something a human would do if it was some kind of joke about it being a non sequitur. This is played totally straight.
"muckraker" - Look up Upton Sinclair in an encyclopedia and in the first paragraph there will be a simple statement like "Upton Sinclair was a muckraker".
"political cartoon" - This part is obviously not written by a human.
A few more lines of stilted language leading to John Oliver.
The jump to Sinclair Lewis from "Sinclair" just like above. Again, there's one fact about him that you would easily get from an encyclopedia.
If this is the AI revolution I'm not scared.
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It's just dead Internet theory made manifest
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Well neither Upton Sinclair nor Sinclair Lewis have anything to do with Sinclair Broadcast Group, so I'm guessing bots.
And Upton wasn't a muckraker so much as an activist and storyteller / liar.
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seems like a standard conversation to me, kind stranger
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Heres my leftoid comic.
trans lives matter
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I assume it's either r-slurred or a disgusting foreigner, with the way they have the first sentence on the right-hand side
I have a comic related to this, but I'm seconds away from a 3½ hour drive to work for the week :(
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why is he saying that mario was no logner from brooklyn, was he ever?
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Originally, yes, but that was before the conception of "mario" as a character, back when he was just jump man in the original Donkey Kong game (and when Peach was Pauline)
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In the cartoons, yes, but those aren't canon
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was this nintendo sanctioned?
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This is just 80s kid nostalgia seethe.
Probably the most pandered to demographic by entertainment
companies and they still complain 24/7.
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In cartoons
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Darn Susan, she got dem thaaaangs on her
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POOPA ALERT
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I feel like even if you're a poor black person in a red state that you get a solid 2.5/10 life for free. Food stamps, tap water... uhh... do they still do Obama phones...
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Geez these comics, eh? So, so bad.
Ugh...
Welp, I have some paperwork to do. See you chaps later!
starts gathering up materials for an undergrad application to good ol' Wallmore U
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This one does not seem to be a non-chud comic when it comes to Link. Progressive person would not make those criticisms.
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Its by dobson
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Interesting. Times change, I guess he made it a while ago.
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Yea i think he just has way too much attachment to what he sees as the "superior" 80s versions of those characters
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I would if they existed
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This is starting to sound like a bad comic book plot
Snapshots:
https://old.reddit.com/r/comics/comments/1ild8ir/the_news_is_on/:
undelete.pullpush.io
ghostarchive.org
archive.org
archive.ph (click to archive)
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