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I love visiting explainthejoke subs and watching mental gymnastics.
Somebody posts a rightoidish meme with an obvious punchline and it turns into a competition to come up with opposite meaning.
In this case
There is no joke, just an observation that there are pickpockets or just shady indians peddling souvenirs in the areas where clueless tourist roam.
Anyways here is the real dramanaut humor for you.
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/u/KaszualKartofel name a european country where gypsies wont steal
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I remember when a friends car got stolen years back (in germany) next day he went to the police, they took all his info n shit, and then he asked them what the chances are he will get his car back and their answer was 'pretty much zero, its probably halfway in the ukraine by now'. And that was before all the war shit, so its probably even worse now
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Now the Ukrainians don't bring it back to Ukraine because no men are allowed to leave the country.
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If the British government wasn't so cucked it would have a complete embargo and visa ban on Pakistan.
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10 wallets dropped in Belfast, all 10 returned and not stolen
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Belfast belongs to Ireland reee
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All 10 returned? I was waiting for scene where the gypo takes one.
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That username sounds Polish, and I attest that he cannot name his own country.
Although Ukrainians steal too.
And Polish people.
Georgians usually don't steal, they just drive cabs and stab people.
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Monaco
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Europe is cucked beyond comprehension. Any meme, any hyperbole you can come up with, it's actually the reality of the EU. I can think of two meanings. On one hand, yes, Eurocucks love their gypsies, muslims and african youths who will steal anything they can and you are verboten from stopping or reporting because racism, and on the other hand they have r-slurred "privacy" laws where you can not take pictures of other people in public without their consent (unless you are the government then you can do surveillance everywhere all the time to combat wrongthink and hecking chuddenings)
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You literally live in a country where alcohol stores have bars installed so blacks don't rob them, where entire multimillion dollar store chains shut down business in the middle of cities because blacks rob them, and where fricking McDonalds doesn't let in more than 5 people at a time because they're afraid their store will get trashed. This is pure
. The fact this is the norm in your country doesn't mean it's the norm elsewhere, it's not normal.
!eurochads it is literally impossible for a foreigner to comprehend that you can lose a wallet full of cash on the street and have it be returned to you intact the next day
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Both are true r-slur, blacks, muslims, gypsies and lefties are the cause
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Maybe it's not about superiority of continents, but rather inferiority of some races?
Just thinking out-loud.
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you're comparing the rslurred policies of a few cities to the rslurred policies of entire countries
there's no escaping to the countryside to avoid, say, wrongthink laws and online surveillance in UK/EU
your infection is much deeper and, importantly, top-down.
none of that shit exists in texas. maybe in austin lol
hardly the norm here, but then again texas alone is bigger than any euro country
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Wrong, otherwise I wouldn't be able to call you a BIPOC
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We got him. Serve the warrant.
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Yeah, BIPOCs are a disease. That's why most cities are essentially segregated by race (and income).
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My eyes roll back to the back of my skull every time I see the EU gloat about data 'protection' or 'safety' laws.
Yes, your data that the company is legally required to collect to spy on you is very safe and secure for the government officials to peek on!
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If Meta and other big tech corps hate GDPR (which doesn't mandate you to collect any data, regard) then I consider it a good thing.
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I'm more referring to the fact that anon service providers.. stuff like protonmail, telegram, crypto sites, vpns etc all face lawsuits and are always in the end forced to spy in some amount, whether to blanket reveal all info (plus be forced to collect more info if they didn't), or reveal things if forced by court order.
Basically a double whammy of you being forced to collect data and then being forced to give that data to the government, the same government parading how your data is safe because of their laws, while forcing companies to spy on you
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I have seen countless tourists get robbed in Dublin and it's all
doing the robbing actually. In fact it's 
@KawaiiFembee
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Best vacation ever
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In healthy socities this would be considered heroic behavior and you'd be applauded for helping the country get rid of criminal scum
That's not exactly what happens today
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In healthy society you would be allowed to do an alley oop smack on criminals
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They'll come back with weapons and their extended family of 30 men and if you don't let them kill you you'll go to jail.
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it's kinda true I guess since there's a campaign to keep public pottys clean lmao
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in Japland or Singapore
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Singapore
Tbh it's quite clean at the new malls and airport and shit but comparison with nip land would be difficult
You can easily cross a bridge into Malaysia and then immediately miss the Singapore pottys
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Is it because of
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mainland chinese i think
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They only recently learned about pottys tbf.
They still prefer to squat down and shit in holes.
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Im pretty sure this is about r-slurred privacy laws, not gypsies stealing
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From the chinkettes mouth.
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Death of the author 💅
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You're wrong. Learn media literacy
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No I think youre wrong. Learn media literacy.
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You first
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I hate hate hate Redditors who say "I'm European" like there's no difference between Romania and Norway.
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I never encountered Norweigan redditors but regular Norwaycels never call themselves European. They don't want to encourage any of these eurocuck obsessives wanting to surrender sovereignty to Brussels. Norway stayed out of the EU for a reason- the White Whale is still out there somewhere and they have to hunt and kill it despite whale-meat tasting like fatty butt.
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"As a European"
Lives in London...
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Please ping me next time you feature an oriental woman in your post so I can let you know whether or not I'd frick her.
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ive travelled across europe from greece to the uk and everywhere inbetween, in any country i went me and my family felt safe handing a phone to a stranger to ask for a picture, and never had it stolen
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What color were the strangers?
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normal?
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I've had hundreds of people ask me to take pictures for them lol why do Euros think regular interactions are reserved for their yt brotherhood? I guess I wouldn't hand my phone to certain types for that fear too but you can easily those types by how they look. And I'm not really sure my prejudice is justified in even majority of those cases, I've had people like that act surprisingly nice to me when they gained nothing by doing so. Its just my classism.
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If you categorize yellow as a shade of white.
But, tbf Indians are not thought as thieves in Europe, not as far as I know. As long as you can't be mistaken for a gypsy, it's not shocking people trusted you.
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We don't invalidate women's concerns about safety here.
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Sometimes when I'm out with my camera people ask me to take a picture for them with their phones, which I'm happy to do.
So yea protip if you want to steal phones just walk around with a camera and people will literally give their phone to you
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