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At least he feels shame.
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Compared to hiring a dominatrix, this seems like a cheap way to achieve that.
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Suicide fuel:
Compare success rate of this quiz vs something like this: https://www.geoguessr.com/vgp/3003
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Also: frick Delaware. I refuse to acknowledge its existence.
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Delaware was the first state and it will be the last.
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Nothing and no one interesting enough are in Delaware for it to be ever attacked. At least the Dakota's have resources and the flyovers have farms.
Delaware has expensive gated communities, hopelessness and suffering. It's where dreams go to die.
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88% at 2:40. if i took my time like you would have been 100%
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It's all misshapen squares to me.
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Playing Paradox games for years as an American has unironically made me better at European and Asian geography and history than American.
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paradox interactive single-handedly continuing European colonization
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I am a map staring expert lol
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Cyprus.
Edit: tried europe versio but got mad when they asked kosovo.
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The correct answer is greece
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Greece aint an island homie
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Greece has many islands, including Cyprus.
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!karaboga
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Kosovo?
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Captain America: Civil War
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somewhere in yugoslavia. the smallest
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Not bad for a leaf and I misclicked on Maine because you can barely see the fricking thing
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Lmao i posted the result for yruop. I got like 56% after 5 minutes for burgerstan.
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I didn't notice there was a Europe one. I tried it and the first country was San Marino. I've never even heard the place.
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cyprus
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Same, but I'm not american
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A perfect 36!
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You're an idiot, or the US education system sucks.
Here's what I got as a Leaf:
(granted I spend at least an hour a day on Google Earth...)
Honestly, the one useful thing I've ever learned from Reddit was this:
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I'm not a burger you dumb cuck. Imagine knowing the states of a country you don't live in.
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I've always had an interest in geography...
At least it's more useful than your areas of expertise, such as Pokemon trading cards, League of Legends lore, and lolicon characters.
(And how the frick don't you know where Maine is, you ignoramus)
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Avoiding misclicks took more time than remembering what state went where. !dramatards are just !r-slurs, as always.
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Maybe dont name your fricking states Idaho, Illinois, Iowa, Indiana, and then make them all squares somewhere in the middle then
How the frick are you supposed to tell them apart, especially when theyre all irrelevant.
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You can remember because Illinois is where the dramneurodivergent capital of the world !chiraqis live and the rest are pointless HFCS factories.
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Idaho - potatoes and mountains
Iowa - the farmiest, south Minnesota, on the Mississippi
Indiana - west Ohio, has Mississippi and Ohio river
Illinois - corn and joliet and chicago
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None of that helps me figure out which of the 50 squares any of them are
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You really don't know where Chicago is? I thought we were the one's supposed to be r-slurred with geography.
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Iowa - potatoes and mountains
Illinois - the farmiest, south Minnesota, on the Mississippi
Idaho - west Ohio, has Mississippi and Ohio river
Indiana - corn and joliet and chicago
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Don't mix us up with the corn people please.
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Not bad it could have been worse
I swapped a couple look-alike states and who the frick has even been to Missouri?
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Excuse you, I live in missouri
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I'VE STILL GOT IT!!
I will say I briefly forgot Wisconsin exists and almost labelled it Minnesota and also was totally guessing between WA and OR
My bizarre knack for maps and geography is one of my few redeeming qualities
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Are u frickin serious? There is only three west coast states how could u mix them up?
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Fair enough idk why I was so appalled, I think I was fricked up when I wrote that comment it just seemed unbelievable. You really gonna confuse a great state like Washington for a dump like Oregon? !pnw
anyway I guess I can't judge. No matter how hard I try I will never remember which one is Vermont and which one is New Hampshire.
The entirety of the West is easy af, the Northeast is ez (besides vermont-new hampshire) and the majority of southern and midwest states are easy besides a couple
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To be fair, I'm not a burger. (I didn't get Hawaii right on the first try, because I misclicked.)
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Knowing where Kentucky is but not Arizona is a, choice
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I knew it, because I knew Kentucky looks like KFC chicken strip
What the frick happens in Arizona anyways?
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I can't believe I got a better score in the one continent I have never stepped a foot in than my own country I have lived my entire life.
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Lmao did you fail Uzbekistan?
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As a European im obviously well versed in geography.
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Second try, first one was like 76%. I live for this shit.
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leaf btw. Fricked up because my brain went autopilot and mixed up Virginia and North Carolina with their alternate orientation neighbors.
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I'm not American, burgers better not score lower than this.
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100% 1:13
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89% 03:42 bay bee USA! USA! USA!
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They don't call us burgers for nothin
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whoever came up with the "one word at a time" subtitles really needs to be murdered.
now.
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ACTUALLY it's a good thing. Basically the only thing forcing zoomies to read, and to read faster than 50 WPM.
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I also passed that test
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Fake news
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Forgot you were using an alt?
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No
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!thin chads stay winning
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Factcheck: WARNING! THIS CLAIM HAS BEEN CLASSIFIED AS DANGEROUS. PLEASE REMAIN STILL, AN AGENT WILL COME TO MEET YOU SHORTLY.
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Holy fricking shit I don't even eat goyslop (I barely eat beef at all) and I got them all right.
!burgers come witness the power of the American mind
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Arby's does burgers? Since when?
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I'm not a Californian (derogatory) so idk what inandout looks like
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Cook Out was also conspicuously absent, along with Culver's, so this was clearly a product of a west coast degenerate.
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You can identify Culvers by the grease stain left behind
I also didn't see Jack in the Box. Why no representation of horseburgers?
Though TIL Arby's has normal burgers
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Despite being surrounded by them all my life, I don't think I have ever eaten at an Arby's a single time. Roast beef gives me the ick.
I kinda forgot jack in the box exists; I haven't lived near one in a long time and haven't had it since I was a small child. Is it any good?
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I assumed Arby's was just roast beef. Can't imagine the burgers are anything special, just the normal shit delivered on a Sysco truck. It gets frustrating how on work trips, 90% of the exits only offer Arbys and Subway.
Jack in the Box is hit or miss. It's not in my area either so it's just something I eat on work trips. The sauces are good, burgers tend to come out tough. I think it's because I'm always in areas where the place is surrounded by hispanols or homeless, so worker quality is low.
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Jack in the box is all about the tacos and the sourdough Jack.
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And Culver's has that custard
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I know it's all modified photoshops (and also pretty cool physical touches tbh) for advertising…but still, if only the slop looked as good as it does on the TV
!goyslopenjoyers
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I only got mcdonalds and burgerking right
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I'm a skinny Leaf, and I still recognized most of those.
There's nothing wrong with firing down a greasy cheeseburger or two, just don't do it every day.
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Burgers are pretty okay if you are somewhat active. The fries and full sugar soda are what's really bad.
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I only got the first one right
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As a Europoor, I got zero right.
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Frick you EuroPEON. EuroLIBERTARIAN.
Worthless subhuman cute twink FRICK YOU
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!thin euro fat BTFO
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How am I the fat one when I don't recognise the burgers
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Because the only reason a libertarian like you isn't in jail, is because you're too fat to catch any kids
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What's your BMI?
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Idk I'm 5'11 and 175 lbs look it up bozo
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Also I'm not fat and I got all these right because I'm a fast food app jew-maxxer
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I'm literally in !thin r-slurred cute twink b-word. wbu fatty?
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Not anymore fattie
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I still have the badge r-slur
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Why would I lose the badge if I confirmed it
Frick the cute twink ping group. The only ping group that matters is zoochads
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Cope and seethe
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I can only recognize McDonald's burger
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I'm literally a vegetarian who never goes to any of these places and I still got most of them correct. God bless America.
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Only choked on Arbys and In-N-Out
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It is not time to lay down nor look down.
It is time to rise.
Battlefield, they put women in it.
Resident Evil, they destroyed it.
Mass Effect, they ruined it.
When is enough, ENOUGH?
Big media has entered the fold. They are here.
They are using advanced strategies to censor us.
This is not one battle.
This is a war.
On all of us.
We all have to work together. Share strategies. Come up with new ones.
Forget which game is better.
We are fighting for our right to boob animation.
If we do not work together, we will all get rekt.
We have to all have an open discussion about this.
It starts right here. Right now.
They want to fck with us. SO BE IT.
We have the power of bots like them.
BUT WE HAVE MORE DRIVE.
I am TIRED of it.
Tired of the GAMES and MANIPULATION.
They want WAR.
Then let us GIVE THEM WAR.
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