Lizzo lost like 80 lbs since we bullied her, bullies rejoice (us)

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Ozempic really is making every celebrity thin, huh.

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Can't wait until all these celebrities get dementia or some shit from this stuff.

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Honestly theres no way it doesnt have some really bad side effect. Thats basically the entire story of modern medication in a nutshell. Helps with whatever the problem is, but gonna create another set of problems for you. The more miracle-like it helps, the worse its side effects are gonna be.

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I bet there will be really strange side effects down to line. Regular side effect short term are all over the place. Plus it affects hormonal system. And even desired effects are strange.

It kinda reminds me Thalidomide. It was/is miracle drug that is used to treat anything from cancer to hiv to anxiety and sleeplessnes. It even helps with morning sickness. But it has nasty side effect of messing with fetus causing anything from death to birth defects.

It managed to frick up something like 20k kids before it was stopped.

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I once saw a Thalidomide dude (I assume) playing frisbee with his little flipper arms. It was pretty cool, but imagine not being able to scratch your nuts!

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I wonder if he's a good swimmer

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The effects of thalidomide on foetal development were discovered within 2 years of it being on the market as an antiemetic for pregnant women, and back then medications for pregnant women weren't tested very carefully because people thought they couldn't pass the placental barrier. GLP-1 agonists have been on the market for almost 20 years and at a much wider circulation than thalidomide. I understand wishing for drama but you have to be strategic or you'll blueball yourself.

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Yep. I was taking Viagra for altitude sickness, and now I can't get rid of this boner.... :#pepoboner:

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Honestly theres no way it doesnt have some really bad side effect.

It already has incidences of causing stomach paralysis in several patients.

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I hope they get the chud mind virus, I can't wait to see Reddit cope with that

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I believe the technical term for that is "Kanye-brain"

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yeah, thats after they retired "logic-oriented"

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laughing gas oriented

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*NOS oriented

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ye-brain

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It paralyses your stomach apparently and makes you vomit after eating if you do it for too long

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Even in actual Type II diabetics? Or is it just all celebs and people who wanna lose weight, who use this drug?

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I honestly don't know. I think the weight loss aspect is an off label use so the dosages might be different?

But there were a bunch of articles a while back with people saying they regret using it because the lasting effects were awful

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Why would it paralyze your stomach? I have never heard of that side effect. It works as a GLP-1 agonist, which normally has the effect of reducing/stabilizing blood sugar (hence why it's prescribed for diabetes) and also it does some funky things in the brain that make you not hungry (hence the weight loss)

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Idk just google "ozempic stomach paralysis" and look:

Up to 1 in 20 new users of Ozempic and other GLP-1s may develop stomach paralysis. GLP-1s come with a higher risk of stomach paralysis than other weight loss drugs do.Jul 12, 2024

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It could be a downstream metabolic effect, like the lack of hunger resulting in the reduction of stomach activity, hence paralysis.

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GLP-1 agonists have also been observed to delay gastric emptying which could lead to gastroparesis, although there's pretty much no info on the mechanism, so :marseyshrug: trust the science I guess :marseysoypoint:

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I'm waiting for it to cause muscle wasting disease, doctors will prescribe them steroids and testosterone, and all the stars will become chuds


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I think in the very least it will cause them all to have poop bags :(

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:(

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i heard it makes your skin thinner but i have no idea if thats true

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All they need is Ozempic on edible gummy form and then we will never see a single fatty again.

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It turns out that when given the choice, nobody actually thinks that big is beautiful

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Fat positivity for the plebs :marseychonker2:

Ozempic for rich people who want to live :marseycapitalistmanlet:

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Which is fricking weird because I thought fat is fricking beautiful, b-word?

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I dont get why they dont just do blow :marseyshrug:

Back when i used to do that i was aushwitz tier skinny, and they can afford the good shit

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The real miracle is that now celebrities can just get skinny from doing cocaine and people only think they're on ozempic.

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