Lizzo lost like 80 lbs since we bullied her, bullies rejoice (us)

https://x.com/CollinRugg/status/1828097078318502100

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Ozempic really is making every celebrity thin, huh.

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Can't wait until all these celebrities get dementia or some shit from this stuff.

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I hope they get the chud mind virus, I can't wait to see Reddit cope with that

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:#marseysickos:

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I believe the technical term for that is "Kanye-brain"

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yeah, thats after they retired "logic-oriented"

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laughing gas oriented

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*NOS oriented

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ye-brain

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Honestly theres no way it doesnt have some really bad side effect. Thats basically the entire story of modern medication in a nutshell. Helps with whatever the problem is, but gonna create another set of problems for you. The more miracle-like it helps, the worse its side effects are gonna be.

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I bet there will be really strange side effects down to line. Regular side effect short term are all over the place. Plus it affects hormonal system. And even desired effects are strange.

It kinda reminds me Thalidomide. It was/is miracle drug that is used to treat anything from cancer to hiv to anxiety and sleeplessnes. It even helps with morning sickness. But it has nasty side effect of messing with fetus causing anything from death to birth defects.

It managed to frick up something like 20k kids before it was stopped.

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The effects of thalidomide on foetal development were discovered within 2 years of it being on the market as an antiemetic for pregnant women, and back then medications for pregnant women weren't tested very carefully because people thought they couldn't pass the placental barrier. GLP-1 agonists have been on the market for almost 20 years and at a much wider circulation than thalidomide. I understand wishing for drama but you have to be strategic or you'll blueball yourself.

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I once saw a Thalidomide dude (I assume) playing frisbee with his little flipper arms. It was pretty cool, but imagine not being able to scratch your nuts!

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I wonder if he's a good swimmer

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Yep. I was taking Viagra for altitude sickness, and now I can't get rid of this boner.... :#pepoboner:

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Honestly theres no way it doesnt have some really bad side effect.

It already has incidences of causing stomach paralysis in several patients.

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It paralyses your stomach apparently and makes you vomit after eating if you do it for too long

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Even in actual Type II diabetics? Or is it just all celebs and people who wanna lose weight, who use this drug?

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I honestly don't know. I think the weight loss aspect is an off label use so the dosages might be different?

But there were a bunch of articles a while back with people saying they regret using it because the lasting effects were awful

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Why would it paralyze your stomach? I have never heard of that side effect. It works as a GLP-1 agonist, which normally has the effect of reducing/stabilizing blood sugar (hence why it's prescribed for diabetes) and also it does some funky things in the brain that make you not hungry (hence the weight loss)

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Idk just google "ozempic stomach paralysis" and look:

Up to 1 in 20 new users of Ozempic and other GLP-1s may develop stomach paralysis. GLP-1s come with a higher risk of stomach paralysis than other weight loss drugs do.Jul 12, 2024

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It could be a downstream metabolic effect, like the lack of hunger resulting in the reduction of stomach activity, hence paralysis.

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GLP-1 agonists have also been observed to delay gastric emptying which could lead to gastroparesis, although there's pretty much no info on the mechanism, so :marseyshrug: trust the science I guess :marseysoypoint:

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I'm waiting for it to cause muscle wasting disease, doctors will prescribe them steroids and testosterone, and all the stars will become chuds


Putting the :e: in spookie turkey

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I think in the very least it will cause them all to have poop bags :(

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:(

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i heard it makes your skin thinner but i have no idea if thats true

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All they need is Ozempic on edible gummy form and then we will never see a single fatty again.

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It turns out that when given the choice, nobody actually thinks that big is beautiful

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Fat positivity for the plebs :marseychonker2:

Ozempic for rich people who want to live :marseycapitalistmanlet:

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Which is fricking weird because I thought fat is fricking beautiful, b-word?

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I dont get why they dont just do blow :marseyshrug:

Back when i used to do that i was aushwitz tier skinny, and they can afford the good shit

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The real miracle is that now celebrities can just get skinny from doing cocaine and people only think they're on ozempic.

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Fats can only lie to themselves so long. Given the fricking choice between a fricking fat body :marseyobesescale: and a fricking healthy body :marseyexercise: with zero effort required to achieve either, no one's talking the fricking former

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Man I miss the onion back when it was funny

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Babylon bee has been actual funny (like funny-funny, not clever funny or chud funny) a few times lately

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I love them but I'm not a chud, I swear :marseyhandsup:

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wow

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That Kennedy one :marseyxd:

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That's from Clickhole which is now employee-owned and is still pretty funny.

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Lol that was funny

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There's a very popular Youtuber over there that was a former fatty and he always said the exact same thing.

All fatties say they like their body the way it is, but if they had the choice, none of them would stay that way.

He's one of the few respectable ones out there, i like this dude. Aside from his weight loss, he stayed roughly the same even after 13 years.

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They do have the choice though, they're just lazy. They just want the easy way.

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I dont think they are lazy. I think they are filthy addict scum. Food addiction is worse than the crack epidemic. In a just world our prisons would be filled with food dealers.

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Its unironically an addiction. I've spoken to a woman over 600 pounds about it, and the reality is that she literally can't go a day without eating massive amounts of food without feeling painfully hungry. Anyone at a normal weight can go a day without food and they'll just be uncomfortable, but when superfats eat a normal amount of food, their body is expecting 10x more and lashes out when not getting it. At some point they're too deep into a hole created by their lack of willpower, and they need exponentially more willpower to even begin to climb out of it.

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If there was a button you could push, and it would make you magically skinny, would you press it? Then you're trans-weight. :marseylgbtflag:

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rofl left wouldn't even be plus size today.

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So, can we now officially say that being thin is objectively superior to being fat?

Or is it still wrong think, and they are going to find a new lard collector to replace her as a symbol of fat acceptance?

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The Farms has/had a decent Fat Acceptance thread that I haven't looked at in years but that would be the place to look to see if there's anyone besides M-Tier social media people still preaching about it.

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Always struggle here between commending a fattie for losing 80lbs and mocking a fattie for losing 80lbs and still being a fattie.

Like I get that it's a massive amount of weight but putting a figure to it just makes me focus on how much of a fattie she is. 80lbs and you look the same? Holy shit. Fat.

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80lbs isnt that much when you are that fat

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If I lost 80lbs I think I would actually be dead. How much did those starving holocaust survivors weigh when they found them?

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injecting yourself with poison doesn't count for putting in effort to lose weight

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at least shes slightly less obese this time

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"a gap year"

Foid is talm bout she taking a year off school and not just eating a little less for six months

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You don't lose 80 pounds by eating :marseywillnever: a little :marseykirin: less lol, she probably fired her tendie forklift driver :marseyme:


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If you're fatmaxxxing enough the pounds just melt off when fats eat even slightly less and exercise even a little bit

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Way higher basal metabolic rate

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I think they mean from performing?

:marseyhmmm: She probably gets tired of flying around constantly in jets and doing shows

(she probably also gets tired of being accused of abusing her backup dancers)

So she's gonna disappear for like 3-4 current thing cycles until

:soyjakwow: LIZZO IS BACK!

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She probably got tired walking up stairs :marseyshrug:

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She's going to lose some more weight and get skin surgery, I bet the recovery from that is kinda rough

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Jokes aside I think she's a talented for a big girl and hope she has a speedy recovery :marseypraying:

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What's her gimmick going to be if she's no longer able to sing about being Fat and black? If she sings her old songs after becoming skinny, is it going to be stolen Fat valor?

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Well hey if she's getting closer to a healthy weight then unironically good on her

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Lizzy isn't like most other fatties. Even when she was obese, she still had the self control :marseyshadow: to work out regularly and practice her performances. She kept eating :marseysaturn: out of force :marseyjetfighter: of habit, not because she couldn't stop shoving food in her face.

I fully believe :marseyparappa: she's going :marseysal2: to be thin within a year and reinvent herself as a healthy :marseybroccoli: singer :marseyavril2: chick.

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Funny how dofferebt different her rolls look when they aren't caked in makeup and filters lmao :vomit:

Also note how they carefully nagled placed (i think) the camera so you dont see the weights she's exercising with.

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dofferebt

What did he mean by this?

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My phone is so fricking useless and its keyboard is r-slurred.

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different

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trap house get the weight off like lizzo did

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Still fat.

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Still way too big

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Not big enough if you ask me

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Heck yeah brother :marseysoutherner:

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I don't need you to tell me how fricking good my Marseys are, okay? I'm the one who draws them. I know how good they are. When Carp draws Marseys he makes SHIT. I draw the gourmet artsy stuff because when I look at it I want to connect with it.

But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the Marsey in the submission queue, it's the dead Carp in my garage.

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