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I'm the son of evil, the god of fire in heck
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Boy, really hard to tell that's a chick
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50 right and 20 matches is really bad for a foid. My friend just swipe on all foids right than do the same after 12 hours. Imagine not be swiped by more than 50% of guy
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I got married when only real weridos were doing online dating. But living through the young bucks I work with, it seems mich easier to get butt at a bar than dealing with the apps.
I don't think a lot of moids realize that. Little thot might swip left on you, but if you're what she's got at last call you're gettin some puss.
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I don't know why anyone with even an ounce of social skills would use dating apps. It's so much easier and less bullshit than dating apps. Also more likely to chat with someone you are compatible with than meet up with a frickin weirdo and waste your night.
Krayon sexually assaulted his sister.
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Covid really got the world hooked on this digital shit.
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There's no one under the age of 35 here and somehow still 95% of everyone here are dudes fricking kill me
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Going outside and touching grass are powerful and arcane things indeed.
Plus, if you want to give a zoomerette a sexual thrill, how are you going to do it?
Send a message to her phone like the other dozen simps?
Or look her in the eyes and tell her that her iris is the same colour as your birthstone and that (no-cap) your morning tarot said something about serendipity leading to cunnilingus?
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Isn't there a limit to how many right swipes you can do in a day?
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Only if youre a poorcel who doesnt use premium features
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Imagine paying to use a dating app lol!
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It makes a noticeable diff in how much and the quality of what you can pull so long as you arent an out of shape manlet.
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Dude's not getting shown to any women bc the algorithm thinks he's a bot. Way to cuck yourself lmfao
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Lol I match with a bunch of people on tinder and then ghost them after a couple days. I hate online dating but it always feels like a good idea when you're drunk.
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Lol only 40% matches? That's abysmal for any given woman on tinder.
This is an L, they just don't realise it.
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I always say I’ll go be a floozy but I can’t muster it. Guess I’ll just wait until marriage or something
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Remaining a virgin is quite probably the only Catholic tenet I’ve adhered to strictly from the good book lol
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This b-word is crazy but I'll always support dunking on moids who would match with that
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That I am trapped in this particular irrelevancy is never more apparent to me than when I am banned from meta posts. Paralyzed by the neurotic lassitude engendered by meeting one's old meta posts at every turn, around every page refresh, inside my browser history, I go aimlessly from thread to thread. I decide to meet it head-on and sort by Old, and I view the contents on the page. A carp poll about Vampires and Furries. A Masterlawlz post, a photo of an butthole. My own posts begging to scam people. There is no final photo of an butthole for me to find. Nor is there any new polls from Carp, begging people for attention. I refresh the frontpage and look into its face, and do and do not see anything new. I close the webpage, and have another cup of coffee with Aevann. We get along very well, veterans of a guerilla war we never understood.
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