Know your worth kweens, 10 bill is minimum if I look like this

Literally just has thick glasses and poor lighting. If you don't want to hit girls with physical disablities then you're the wrong kind of gay.

Imagine not having a raging Book-Accurate Hermione fetish

Wait really?

Thats my shit right there

is this her new twitter acc?

Normies can't understand the thrill of pinning the Weasel. Night spend chasing an over amphetamined Caroline around the bean bag forts. Her squealing and gibbering, pouring sweat and on the verge of seizing. Your friends build up an intoxicating, delirious state with Talmudic chanting from the sidelines, hitting the Caroline-toy with brooms if she tries to escape. Sam would be giggling and laughing as the waves of methamphetamine pleasure seems to harmonize with the droning verses. He runs through the bean bag maze fat and portly, with his viagra powered peepee a diving rod for the Weasel. Sweat gushing down his face around his unfocused eyes he laughs and chortles until he gasps "Found you!" The Mathsweasel screeches defensively but Wankman Bankman is upon her in seconds. His peepee thrusting blindly into her flank, leg, stomach and ribs, unconcerned with anything but the motion. Eventually serendipity finds her mouth and the Cocktube Rodent is placated, suckling contently on Bankman's dehydrated peepee.

at this point I don't know if the copypasta was based on factual evidence of SBF pinning the weasel

I know a mayo foid that LOVES imperial Chinese harem TV dramas specifically

From the data points of two foids, I have concluded the solution to the problems of our times is for some of us to harem-up and the rest of us fight in wars-- but it has to be in a cool imperial Chinese harem way where women will backstab to get in because they get to wear cool headdresses and frick the CERTIFIED alpha male-- and NOT in a "help me escape to canada oh frick oh no i should have gone to that protest and wore the vagina costume" kind of way

nothing bad will happen

I love the weasel now

based

I see the appeal now

Tfw no race scientist gf

#racism

I didn't realize tumblr was that cool

very based, I'm starting to get it.

Based Indian Phrenology Enjoyer

What’s HBD

She kind of seems like she sucks from her videos, but who knows

A2M on the first date

This is Caroline Ellison, one of the key figures at the center of an on-going massive crypto scandal.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/FTX_(company)#November_2022_crisis_and_bankruptcy

https://nypost.com/2022/11/14/meet-caroline-ellison-sam-bankman-frieds-rumored-ex-girlfriend/

Caroline Ellison — the 28-year-old CEO of doomed crypto firm Alameda Research — is facing scrutiny not only over the firm’s multibillion-dollar meltdown, but also over rumors that she’s the ex-girlfriend of disgraced FTX founder Sam Bankman-Fried.

Ellison and Bankman-Fried were part of “cabal of roommates” based in a “luxury penthouse” in the Bahamas that were behind the machinations at FTX and Alameda, according to a bombshell report by CoinDesk. Alameda was one of about 130 FTX Group affiliates included in a Chapter 11 bankruptcy filing last week.

The housemates are reportedly Bankman-Fried’s former college classmates at Massachusetts Institute of Technology and former coworkers at the quantitative trading firm Jane Street.

Relationships between the group of 10 insiders weren’t strictly business – members of the inner circle “are, or used to be, paired up in romantic relationships with each other,” the report said.

Hoeflation, or the name of the phenomenon I independently observed, kitty inflation, is caused by the 50-66% of frickable-aged women being untouchable fatsos. If any hamplanet be deemed a 0/10 for being a hamplanet, despite potentially being a 7-10 were she removed from civilization, we have to reassess all the fit or skinnyfat 0s out there. Consequentially, repellant 0s with autism and shitcrusted undercarriages are elevated to being treated as 3s or even 4s, and their foidbrains activate accordingly, acting themselves like lofty 6s or 7s.

Uggo men are themselves being deflated by depression, video games, social media, the college gender-split, the workplace gender-split, and most nominally (but most hilariously) the importation of ugly rich tech-Indians. Lo and behold, we have probably over 100,000 self-identified incels, and so many million more who don't realize it, ranging from 0s (befittingly) to 7s (absurdly), filled with angry c*m.

As one of kitty inflation's first observers, I've had an especially long time to mull over the solution to this problem. Incels won't like this solution, but another is economically impossible: incels must go to the closest strip mall, and find one of these embattened 7s, 8s, 9s, or 10s, and slowly peel the fatsuits from them. I'd guess that this would take years, and would have a very low success rate. An incel can only guess at the bone structure under all that marshmallow, and there's no guarantee that the inherent immured 10 can ever even be freed; but an incel is left with few options in an America where kitty inflation is only getting worse.

This is, of course, ignoring the obvious solution: the 90 day fiancée. However, this only kicks the can down the road, as bringing to America a hot Jap/Russian/Czech bride, or middling Filipino/Indonesian one, will still more than likely end in a brood of little fatass mutts for the next generation to deal with.

I'm very sorry for young people these days. My advice for a young ugly male who doesn't want to deal with any of this: play football.

Yeah, who is this b-word? What the frick is that copypasta about weasels? Idgi