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My gf came out as a lesbian before our marriage and no one gives a frick about me. You know what? Frick you all.- foid breaks a mans heart
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Good thing these stories are all fake cause that's really sad
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I know someone who had this happen to him.
MBA from a good school, members at one of the nicer country clubs. Rich parents on both sides
She was a full time stay at home mom. Legit living the dream. Did Jack shit all day but hang out at the country club and drink wine.
Their crowd is pretty social so a night out away from husband and kids isn't weird. She starts doing it a lot and gets caught in a lie. She had been going to lesbian bars when she was saying it was supposed to mahjong night.
She went from smoke show trad wife to crunchy lesbian in a year. She works at a coffee shop by my house now. He kept the house and kids so rare W for the divorced dad
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He was a chad and held the home in a trust so its no longer a marital asset.
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Please expand on this as well as any other tips and tricks I can pass to on to my straight friends going down a dangerous path....
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Done.
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That's a much happier ending than this writing exercise.
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I am sure there were some a lot darker moments in there.
The ex-wife fricking sucks. Every now and again she'll post some essay about women's rights or pick a feminist topic of the day.
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But this fictional person lost both parents and his sister, then gets left cold shoulder after 7 years, then gets accused of domestic abuse and loses every single friend.
The only way to make this story worse is if his ex sold him into slavery.
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Tbh I didn't read it beyond a few sentences
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For the best.
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If this was real. Why not try corrective r*pe
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why would you want to do anything with a woman who calls herself lesbian??
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This is the equivalent of "Your childhood friend Samantha is actually your long lost twin sister" trope on soap operas
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Really fake because he laid it on too thick. First, they're living together for seven years, then literally the day before the wedding she tells me "actually I'm a lesbian and I have been for the past two years, oh yeah and my parents knew"? Okay, maybe I could believe he was just that dumb.
But then (1) he has to tell us his parents died when he was twenty so he is just a poor lonesome orphan and (2) his sister died age seventeen in a car accident so he's a poor lonesome orphan with no family at all.
Then he lays it on that nobody paid any attention to him. He lost so much weight he had to be hospitalised three times - THREE TIMES! My dude, 15 kg in 3 months is 5 kg a month, that's a little over 1 kg a week, you could lose that much just from fluid retention or not eating garbage all the time. Unless you're already as skinny as Gandhi, you are not going to the hospital just because you lost that amount of flab.
So since everybody seems to be swallowing this tale as true, he's going to "update" (that is, make up more lies) in a couple of days. Bet it's gonna be how he met this new hot chick who is a million times better than his old girlfriend and anyways his ex is now dying of cancer while he won the lottery.
Make it believable - she decides to come out as lesbian and dumps you, all your so-called 'friends' don't give a darn about you, sure. That's plausible. I'm a poor lonesome orphan and all of my family members died tragically and I was seven years into a relationship with a lesbian who dumped me the day before the wedding and I had to be hospitalised three times because of a broken heart? Not so much.
EDIT: Reading the updates and yep. Magically it is all now working out in his favour. Everyone ignored him because the b-word ex lied about him being violent, her new girlfriend contacted him to apologise, he told all those fakes some home truths and then blocked them, he's going to therapy and doing great, he's gonna sue his ex, oh and he got that promotion and his boss gave him extra vacation time and he showed them, he showed them all!
Of course it's all true, dear.
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Good job bobby, here's a star
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Saw your post in EDAnonymous. Just wanted to say I would love to smell your malnourished c*nt. Have a lovely day.
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