Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a moid or a bear?

A bear is definitely the right answer because it definitely won't r*pe you like a moid will, and tbh you're probably way more likely to get killed by the moid

!moidmoment which one would y'all rather be stuck with?

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A bear, obviously. I've got bear spray to stop one, but I don't have scrote-away to deter moids.

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I think the bear spray works fine on either

Best to find an expendable scrote to test it on first though

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I think the bear spray works fine on either

WRONG you can't use hairspray on bears its for hair and you can't put bear spray on your garden you need a plant sprayer so why would you expect "bear" spray to work on scrotes unless you think they're the same thing which read a book sweety they aren't

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