Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a moid or a bear?

A bear is definitely the right answer because it definitely won't r*pe you like a moid will, and tbh you're probably way more likely to get killed by the moid

!moidmoment which one would y'all rather be stuck with?

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moid to hunt and kill it :scream:

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That's valid!! Just make sure you get the drop on it queen :pointgun:

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zoz

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zle

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zozzle

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Moid so I can trip him and successfully run from the bear.

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Listen, I like you just fine but I'm not hurting a bear for you without some really compelling reason. Bears are cool. You can go off on your own or you can hang out with me and my bear. I'll decide if and when I need to kill the bear.

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I love bears I would never hurt them :(

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No, you'd just make a moid do it! I have a lot in common with a bear, I'll have you know.

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I would let a bear kill me, but they don't want to :hmph:

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Bears are really gentle and seldom aggressive. Sec I gotta meme for this.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1713827532173729.webp

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White Girls Frick... Bears?

https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138318777479236.webp

!leafs !biofoids explain this

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goonettes gonna goon

For example: that AO3 thread I made where all the biofoids defend pedophilia.

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everyone knows female pedophilia is okay, chud :marseyindignant:

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Why do you think I go camping so often :marseyadmire:

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bb jirl, I... :#pepeleave:

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May Marsey Ta'aevann rectify our affairs. Marseummarhamna bil Bussy 'azeem. :marseyakbar:https://i.rdrama.net/images/169731781958969.webp

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Moid, cause a 9mm is more effective against one compared to a bear.

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>City foids think they could fight a bear

:#marseyxd::#marseyfoidretard:

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Even George Floyd?

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also: that's an exceptionally :marseywouldnt: gaggle of foids, even for bongland

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Wrong :marseynoooticer:

I am in love with most of those babes

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bong I presume?

I didn't even have to unmute the video to recognize them as bongs.

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The first one is the perfect cast for Nancy from Oliver Twist. She has a STRONG Victorian strumpet phenotype.

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:marseymommymilkers:

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George Moid.

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As long as it's a black bear :marseybear: and not one of those violent yts :marseypolarbear:

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Bears are better lovemakers


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:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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https://i.rdrama.net/images/17138220082795377.webp

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Oh wow, you made a bear look more like a human and he looks worse, say it isn't so!


:#marseytwerking:

:marseycoin::marseycoin::marseycoin:
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imagine a good man like george floyd covered in thick long bear fur

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!leafs someone post the book

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Bear. I think bears are cool. I deal with men every day. Who gives a shit? I wanna see a bear.

:marseylain: :marseybear2:

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Would you rather be stuck in a forest with a foid or @lain?

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what does "stuck in a forest" imply.

are we out camping and like the car's battery shot or am I like a forest spirit.


Follower of Christ :marseyandjesus: Tech lover, IT Admin, heckin pupper lover and occasionally troll. I hold back feelings or opinions, right or wrong because I dislike conflict.

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JFC :10in!bongland:

She's gotta be trying at this point

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A bear, obviously. I've got bear spray to stop one, but I don't have scrote-away to deter moids.

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I think the bear spray works fine on either

Best to find an expendable scrote to test it on first though

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I think the bear spray works fine on either

WRONG you can't use hairspray on bears its for hair and you can't put bear spray on your garden you need a plant sprayer so why would you expect "bear" spray to work on scrotes unless you think they're the same thing which read a book sweety they aren't

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bears

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:#marseyclock:

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said it before, i'd pick the moid because i would have a way higher chance of outrunning him

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You will never be a real jannie. You have no presence, you have experience, you have no reason to be one. You are a homosexual man twisted by hunger for power and stupid minimodding into a crude mockery of internet's scum.

All the “validation” you get is two-faced and half-hearted. Behind your back people mock you. The admins are disgusted and ashamed of you, your “fellow users” laugh at your awkward attempts at minimodding behind closed doors.

Normal users are utterly repulsed by you. Decades of evolution in Reddit's ecosystem have allowed Drama users to sniff out frauds with incredible efficiency. Even wannabe jannies who “pass” look awkward and disgusting to a user. Your message structure is a dead giveaway. And even if you manage to get a drunk admin to give you powers, he'll turn tail and demote you the second he gets a whiff of your mentally ill, power-hungry mind.

You will never be happy. You wrench out a fake smile every single morning and tell yourself it's going to be ok, but deep inside you feel the depression creeping up like a weed, ready to crush you under the unbearable weight.

Eventually it'll be too much to bear - you'll opt out of nitro, delete your Groomercord account, stop boosting the server and leave. The admins will find you, heartbroken but relieved that they no longer have to live with the unbearable shame and disappointment. Your messages will remain as you will fade from memory, and every passerby who uses the search function and comes across your pathetic minimodding messages for the rest of eternity will know a wannabe jannie is buried there. Your presence will decay and go back to the dust, and all that will remain of your legacy is a user who's undoubtedly not a moderator

This is your fate. This is what you chose. There is no turning back.

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