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A man was joking around one night and asked a group of us each what superpower we would like to have. Lots of people said to fly, shoot bullets from their fingers, one person said to dispense ranch dressing from their navel. I said to be invisable to men. I killed the party mood.
— Dr. Jennifer Roberts (@FoucaultFanatic) May 1, 2024
The last few days on Twitter people have been mocking women who think that they'd be safer lost in the woods next to a bear than a random man.
Of course women will jump into these conversations and say "but men bad" and get flamed, then cry about how mean the internet is to the mentally handicapped.
Today, I saw this one, who seemingly proudly announces that she purposefully buzzkills parties.
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It depends pretty heavily on the type of bear.
Random man vs black bear? Black bear 100%
Random man vs brown bear? Still probably bear tbh but less certain about it.
Random man vs polar bear? Man. There's like a 90ish percent chance the man is not a murderrapist, and that polar bear is gonna fricking eat me.
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Now do the type of man
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You're right. I could totally beat a black bear in a fight and could probably handle a brown bear too.
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Any bear would wreck you in a fight. A black bear won't fight you, though, and a brown bear will only attack in specific circumstances.
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Wrong. I was educated in the secret art of anti-bear fung ku during my service in the Boy Scouts.
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Can't a bull (cute butch) beat a bear?
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