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A man was joking around one night and asked a group of us each what superpower we would like to have. Lots of people said to fly, shoot bullets from their fingers, one person said to dispense ranch dressing from their navel. I said to be invisable to men. I killed the party mood.
— Dr. Jennifer Roberts (@FoucaultFanatic) May 1, 2024
The last few days on Twitter people have been mocking women who think that they'd be safer lost in the woods next to a bear than a random man.
Of course women will jump into these conversations and say "but men bad" and get flamed, then cry about how mean the internet is to the mentally handicapped.
Today, I saw this one, who seemingly proudly announces that she purposefully buzzkills parties.
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there's like ten posts about this on /r/twoxchromosomes theyre so ridiculous. "The man might attack me, butt the bear might not so the bear is safer." Like that bear wouldnt eat them while theyre still alive.
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2026914/Mum-bear-eating--Final-phone-calls-woman-19-eaten-alive-brown-bear-cubs.html
At lesst the bear would never take away her reproductive freedoms
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Ok so we've got one mean bear, now link all the articles of men who tortured and killed women. I can wait.
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Foids not understanding statistics explains a lot about their political leaning...
.... everything, really. Acftually kind of scary.
Just if there was any doubt the 19th needs repealing...
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This is about probability, not stats. I stfg the unearned self-confidence of scrotes is a marvel to behold.
Go work out Bayes' theorem for this scenario in the bear-case and the moid-case. Show your fucking work, or else I'll have to conclude you don't know what the fuck you're talking about.
Solve for
P(dead|bear), andP(dead|moid)you dumb arrogant motherfucker.Jump in the discussion.
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Add women to the list of people who don't understand per capita
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You think this is some kind of gotcha, but it really isn't. Getting attacked by dangerous men isn't like an RPG random encounter where it's purely chance of a small numerator over a big denominator.
The predatory moids seek out foids to victimize.
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Statistically the predatory moid seeks out foids they already know but men that they don't
This stat brought to you by the men are 5 times more likely to be attacked by a stranger than a woman is gang
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Wait so your argument that moids are less dangerous than bears rests heavily on the fact that in addition to victimizing the foids in their life, moids also attack other moids at random?
This obvious counterpoint brought to you by the accidental gun deaths are still shootings gang.
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Well they should change the question to would you rather live with a random man or a random bear.
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The argument is that only men should pick the bear. Ps gun control is misogynistic we know why men want women disarmed and helpless, this message approved by guns for girls
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I only approve of guns for girls if they can buy pink chick ammo only so they don't drive up prices
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so true.
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https://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/full/10.1111/brv.12612
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knowing these things is half the battle. Keep yourself
safe queen 
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Yeah I hate women so much it's unreal. Why do sharks only kill like 2 people a year. It couldn't be that people don't swim with sharks nah. It must be that sharks are actually golden retrievers in the water.
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I can tell you're b8ing me and it's working
Bears are massively more dangerous than men. And unlike men 0 bears will help you escape the woods.
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Youve convinced me. I'm on team bear!
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It's ok, you're in a safe space.
We're all here to yell at each other and get mad online, even if it is bait.
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i googled and couldn't find a single one, so...
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He might if he mauls her uterus…
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well, the bear might eat her ovaries...
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Ifyouknowwhatimean
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