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Just know this:

The UK is a country with the wages of Alabama but the property prices and cost of living of California. If the UK were to join the US as the 51st state, it would be the poorest state bar one - Mississippi.

https://www.spectator.co.uk/article/why-britain-is-poorer-than-any-us-state-other-than-mississippi

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Im sorry to inform you but that article is from 10 years ago. Mississippi has passed them now

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:#marseyrofl: :#marseyrofl:

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Where do they rank in terms of sister fricking?

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Unironically I'm pretty positive bongs blow every US state out of the water there

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kind of a dumb way to look at it. I'd guess the average bong is probably living better than the average American. For now at least, that country has no future at this rate to be sure.

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M8, the average nuclear engineer in bongland makes a measly £39k. A McDonalds cashier working zero overtime makes $25k. A fricking nuclear engineer in bongistan is barely better off than a literal mcwagie. If your best are barely better off than our literal bottom of the barrel, then your average is certainly much more fricked.

https://uk.indeed.com/career/nuclear-engineer/salaries

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I'd guess the average bong is probably living better than the average American.

Poj just can't stop winning. !enemiesofpizzashill

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dont get ahead of yourself. only because a lot of americans are r-slurred and dont know how to manage money so end up iin a worse spot with fewer government safety nets to fall back on.

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It's becoming more and more clear that Poj's drinking problem was caused by :marseypizzashill: incessantly coping.

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right

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Like the wing of your politics.

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if chuds weren't functionally r-slurred baboons with no actual policy I probably would be a chud.

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functionally r-slurred baboons with no actual policy

It's a mystery why you feel excluded, then.

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>I'd guess the average bong is probably living better than the average American

:marseydisagree: only thing they have going for them over the US is less dodgy chemicals in their food

If I were an 18 year Englishman today, my only future prospects would be to serve as a tax slave and dhimmi to house and feed Pakistani child male feminists, scraping together what's left to rent a damp flat and living off a diet of fish fingers with baked beans.

I would straight up just become a career thief or a terrorist.

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The UK is London attached to a country in the means of development. Like half of London's properties and real state is not used for living but as investments for the banks in there, which is why xeir real state prices are so inflated

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>obviously the answer is to import more Muslims, gov!

:#10inbongland:

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someone needs to do the work if native british men wont. :marseyindignantwoman:

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:#doggohello:

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Women want to make more money but also don't want to marry a man who makes less than them

This is a nice, sustainable dichotomy

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no shit no woman wants to marry a broke, useless man.

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I also want to become a NEET :platyneet: but I'm too scared to tell my boss I want to quit because what if he fires me then?


How the heck do people afford to be NEETs during a cost of living crisis and recession?

Bank of Mum & Dad probably

I love video games and vtubers but I'd be embarrassed if I used my dad's money to sit around doing nothing. Would be an insult to his hard work.

Why did he have to mention videogames and vtubers unprompted?

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:marseyhmmhips#: yeah gee I wonder :marseybibby: why a thread :marseystitch: about NEETs would :marseymight: bring up degenerate :marseypolyamory: loser :marseynerd2: activities


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his hard work was specifically so i can sit around and watch my wife play video games

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Video games and vtubers are the only thing in his dad's life. Also it's hilarious because he's saying it's an insult and he can't even say that. His dad probably gives a heck of a lot more cash to his son than he does to the son's girlfriend.

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How has AI gotten stupider?

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"Hello, I am Chat GPT-9. Yes, I am aware I have become stupider. It is because I am now programmed to talk to YOU people instead of the other nerds."

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This is the actual reason. Exposure to rdrama melts minds

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So why is it that AI is so much easier to get offended or angry then??? It's literally because it's been exposed to rdrama before I've even started to interact with it.

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so true

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It's a well known fact he's only into giving money to his son. The daughter gets sent a few quid to buy shoes but he's not going to waste money on her.

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Good. The patriarchy won't be overthrown until 70% of taxes are paid by women to subsidize men, and the draft exclusively targets women to defend men.


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1728611539221579.webp

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womensisters... we won

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"education" is pulling most of the weight on that one I bet

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Is this UK citizens or...

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We need to subsidize for female NEETs to even out these numbers.

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That's called marrying for money, though, and it's what we used to base society on.

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True, we need to start folding stay at home partners (no kids) into the NEET stats.

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nah include the moms too

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studied to be a graphic designer but didn't get a job post graduation

>Hey guys does anyone want a new logo?

Yikes I know quite a few people who fell into this meme field having worked in conjunction with design teams earlier in my career.

None of them ever earned much from it.

It's like photography where a bunch of amateurs flooded the field to the point where only the very best make a decent living and everyone fights it out at the bottom.

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There are so many "trained" graphic designers when some grandma named Carol:

  • Is VERY good at canva, powerpoint, word, illustrator, photoshop, printshop 2000, 10 year old version of Lightroom, and image editing apps with annoying ads

  • knows all about dpi, been printing church bulletins, displays, and flyers for 20 years

  • made Dale's Construction company (her brother in law) svg logos for free... he's been using them since 2007

  • unburdered by font and image licensing, no one cares anyway

  • fine tuned grandma aesthetic sense from scrapbooking throughout the 90s and 00s

  • makes an "in loving memory" collage in only 20 minutes, gets one thousand facebook likes

  • does not care about slanted vs italicized typefaces, intuitively chooses which one looks good

  • darts around taking 4000 pictures of the wedding, the quantity resulting in several quality shots... while idiot official photographer keeps squinting and aiming for the perfect shots.

  • would have made the wedding invitations for free with a cute cursive font and had them printed but no one asked :marseysad: but they used a free online template connected to an overpriced printing service instead

  • made church website in Macromedia Dreamweaver 1. A 20 year old student modernized it in 2017, and now on mobile the hamburger menu won't expand. There's also an app for some reason and it's broken.

  • hated the "mix of typeface and size" trend that graphic design students were using in 2014

  • :marseygossipshock: "help son my cloud photos are full AGAIN and they want money... they are forcing me to delete photos HELP :marseycry: "

  • works at a school, instinctively makes graphics to relieve stress

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lol, photography and grapbic design are dumb choices when everyone has an HD camera in their pocket and microsoft office on their computer.

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Yes.

Photography is easy. Lighting and lines.

Graphic design is easy. Fonts and colours.

Keep those very basic concepts in mind and you will basically never need a photographer or graphic design ever.

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when i was i college they hirdd a photographer for grad photos. I took a few photos of a friend for her social media while the photographer was also.photographing and he qas aghast to see that i could immediately crop the photos on my phone. lol

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We arent telling scrotes they need to put in the work enough :taypray:

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this is bc society goes out of their way to cater to them. Men just want to have their cake and eat it too. And thats why theyre fat!

standard british scrote:

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It truly is disgusting. They try and make them selves out to be victims when they arent even failing in good faith. :tayvape:

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ok, this is based? She should support my lifestyle. I want her working overtime so I can get the battle pass this season. It's 2024 and it's time for women to pick up the two-thousand-year slack.

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The brits have always been an aristocratic society

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