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Prison wife pickmeishas are my new TikTok obsession :marseysparkles:

This lady has made vids about her prison scroteoid for years and he apparently just got out. The Tr-mp hat really brought it all together :taychefkiss:

She has hundreds of posts like this lol

I guess she probably made a fair amount of money from this schtick though so.. slay I guess?? You better hope he doesn't have a !moidmoment and kill you though girl

A germoid married some Amerikkkan prison man

Girl he better be emotionally available!! What else does he have to do all day???

Not the pickmeisha mom!!

Meanwhile this is what y'all's m*n are doing while they're in prison

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Please make this a series I'm hooked omg

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These two have a lot of followers but it's always fun to find small ones

I found this random one from searching recently but she doesn't post anymore :c

One of the last things she posted was about being pregnant with her third baby lol

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She looks like she does meth.

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Yeah... looks like

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Jail changes people in a way that would be GREAT for a reality show. You can't have a blowup like on RHONJ when Teresa got in that big fight at dinner, I admit that. But you've got these guys who are spending all day thinking about feelings and shit. Exactly the kind of stuff that the middle-aged women watching reality want to see. And sometimes they talk about their feelings with other guys. With a little editing you can make it like a little possibly gay and bring in the women who are in to that.

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We need a fishtank-style reality show but in prison where paid viewer interactions go into inmate commissary accounts.

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Powerful foid (female) catnip

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lmao imagine being in prison and they get ahold of the video of all your gay butt texts :marseyemojirofl:

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You'd be surprised. All that shit about opening up and letting yourself be emotionally vulnerable that foids claim to want, guys actually do that with each other in jail. I guess because it's the one place where there aren't any goddarn women around.

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Tell us about your homosocial love affair in the Hanoi Hilton

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Little-known fact: Back before Substack and just having a blog, when the mainstream media was running everything, they would coordinate with each to make up a very simple story. Dan Quayle is an r-slur because of the potatoe thing, Dukakis is a strag because he rode in a tank (I don't even understand how this works), that kind of thing. They would smear whoever they wanted with some kind of gossip. Boomers didn't have our technology but they had our genes, they were basically the same as us. So the TV tells you to laugh at someone and not take them seriously and you... don't laugh but start thinking nobody takes this guy seriously. You may hate social media and how it brought about Trump and all that, but there were a heck of a lot of problems with the media back then.

Nobody got fricked worse than Ross Perot's running mate Admiral Stockdale. He was treated as a subject of ridicule because... I dunno he said something that wasn't combative at a debate?

He spent 8 years in the Hanoi Hilton. How do I know? I learned it like 20 fricking years later. Journos (virtually all draft dodgers) sure didn't want you to know about that during the election.

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None of these words are in the Bible

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I swear it says something about Substack.

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Do they say why their husbands are in prison in the first place?

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The first one doesn't really mention it much afaik but there's an article about the moid, apparently it was for burglary and identity theft

https://starcasm.net/love-during-lockup-chris-chipps-criminal-history-mental-illness/

He had also been to prison 7 times before that

Apparently he's 1/4th Native American and receives 10k a month from his tribe's casino LMAOOO so I guess good for her if she's getting his money?

The germoid's scrote was a drug dealer and a girl he sold drugs to died

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Imagine getting 10k a month and still being a criminal.

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https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736390617SdxBZNGd2otQSA.webp

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:marseysmirk2: Isn't he 75% cracka? :marseynails:

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One drop sweaty

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One drop of cracka blood. So true :marseyhesright:

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Ain't enough when I start spilling cracka blood. It just pours out.

So you need something to measure it with. I recommend just having a Pyrex measuring cup on hand. You might say I'm overdoing it because heat isn't involved here but over the long run just using a Pyrex measuring cup will fill lots of roles and simplify your life.

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25% heyahoya is pretty high tbh.

The one I knew had a Chinese-Thai mother and a father called Perez.

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1736416082SM7fEE6JnpDQag.webp

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wtf, how do you get 10K a month? I thought Natives were broke?

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This is what the article says

The documents reveal Chris is one-quarter American Indian and is an enrolled member of the Mdewakanton Indian Tribe in Prairie Island, Minnesota. If the name of that tribe sounds familiar, it may be because a separate Mdewakanton reservation has made numerous headlines over the years as "the richest tribe in America" thanks to their ownership of the Mystic Lake Casino Hotel and Little Six Casino in Minnesota.

Chris is NOT part of the Shakopee Mdewakanton. However, the Prairie Island Mdewakanton Community also owns a casino — the Treasure Island Resort and Casino located in Welch, Minnesota.

UPDATE – Jade Chipps states on Love During Lockup that Chris receives between $10,000 and $12,000 a month from the tribe.

I think it's probably a very small tribe, the reservation only has 300 people living on it

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How do you end up living the life of crime when you get 10K a month for free?! I'm so jealous :marseycrying:

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How do you end up living the life of crime when you get 10K a month for free?!

Purely socioeconomic factors :marseysweating:

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Y chromosome

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Some casino tribes are rolling in it. Mystic Lake is in a twin cities suburb and adjacent to a horse track. Getting shitfaced and losing all your pocket money there is a beloved regional pastime.

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But you see, we have to do this, because before the white man came here the natives wanted their descendants to... run off track betting and related vices.

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Probably 75% of Natives I know have really bad coke habits cus they get these huge checks and have basically 0 incentive to be functional lol, depends on your band tho

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Native Americans living in a 31st century communist utopia.

:marseyflagnavajo: :marseycherokee::marseyladybugkneelsalute:

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It's really extreme both ways. Either they got a casino and they're rich or they're actually legit living in some desert shithole.

The casino tribes are basically just crime families now so the ones running it are calling the other members white and kicking them out so they get a bigger cut.

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Depends on how good at grifting your tribe is.

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do not let legacy foids call themselves prison wives: https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Prison+Wife

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I'm just gay for the stay. :marseysmughips:

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The cardboard cutout was a good jumpscare. I'd shit myself if I woke up in the middle of the night and forgot I'd put it there.

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The last video :marseyemojirofl: :marseychefkiss: :marseyhesright:

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!coomers that's a 8/10 milf right there

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she really loves the side view duckface

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Minnesota 8 you betcha

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Peepeeneland

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dude bussy lmao

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I'm so grateful :marcussatisfied: there :marseycheerup: are so many people out there :marseycheerup: with absolutely no shame :marseycry2:


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A sexy new Sci-Fi parody where you command your own starship filled with the hottest babes in the universe! Explore a vast galaxy filled with wacky scumbags and ancient mysteries before unwinding in your quarters with your favorite alien waifus.

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:#marseybattered:

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