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Yet women will continue to slobber on unshowered nuts, I mean by God ßhe had kids with him

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>has s*x with him all the time, would frick him even more often if their schedule allowed

>wonders why he doesn't bother to put in any extra effort

She seems not to understand how us straggots operate. If I was showering once a year but also banging supermodels, why would I have any strong incentive to shower more often? Part of me would feel bad for exposing the supermodels to my funk, but I'm relatively conscientious for a straggot. Many guys wouldn't even have it occur to them.

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  • He always showers before they have s*x though because she tells him to do it and he immediately does it.

  • She hates having to tell him to shower like she's his mother because it kills her lady boner.

  • Since they schedule all their s*x :marseycringe: he should know to clean himself in advance without having to be asked.

Standard straggot relationshit

:marseyjudge: !moidmoment !foidmoment


https://i.rdrama.net/images/1739271948y52utXmckBNkwg.webp

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The simple truth is that a truly cleanly man would never put his peepee near a woman since to do so would violate the very cleanliness he seeks to cultivate. Perhaps he would ejaculate on women—from a great height—but he would not put his peepee near them.

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Do women lack so much shame that they absolutely must post this on reddit kek. You married him.

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YTA. He just doesn't have the spoons to shower :marseybath: which isn't his fault :marseygiveup:

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Y'all nasty.

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This is a woman posting her Ls in choosing a partner

But also...imagine how many down votes I would get if I made the same post about

'i want my wife to fricking shave her legs'

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Erm, that's different, sweaty.

:#marseynails:

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I get he just wants to come home and relax. But he's fricking dirty. Thankfully he takes his clothes off. But he doesn't hop in the shower immediately and it drives me insane.

:#marseyme:

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:#marseyindignant:

No! Last time I washed my butt I ended up with a dry itchy butthole

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Snappy finds out about /r/scentai.

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