A month after Ashley met Elon, she flew to Austin to hang out with his employees and do podcast episodes with X and Tesla employees. pic.twitter.com/jMZWkkwLqI
— MILO (@Nero) February 23, 2025
In May 2023, Ashley St Clair asked me for tips on being funny, because she wanted to seduce Elon Musk and have his “rocket babies.” pic.twitter.com/oX3V2Ltiyv
— Isabella Moody (@IsabellaIsMoody) February 22, 2025
And clearly it worked 
it would be queen shit if scrotelon wasn't a cheap dusty, apparently he only wants to give grimes like 2k a month for their 3 kids 
It appears Ashley St. Clair set up Elon Musk with premeditation.
— Louise Singley (@MazochiScott) February 23, 2025
Her lawsuit details that she took screenshots of his Signal text messages from a second device.
And the messages were set to disappear.
She had to use another phone since Signal notifies users when someone… pic.twitter.com/fP3I8sX2rz
It's also funny bc rightoids make fun of NFL players for having like 5 baby mamas and are fine with scrotelon doing the same thing 
!moidmoment what are some good strats for sis to extract some coin from rocket daddy?
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The real truth
as to why rightoids are portraying Elon as a victim 
is because they know how fragile 
he is and they need to desperately make sure that he both sees himself 
as the good guy, and has a legion of followers kissing his feet, because without those things he'll kill himself 
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Oh, bless your little heart for thinking Elon's fan club is just a bunch of delusional foot-kissers! I mean, sure, the man's got a following that'd make a rockstar weep—probably because he's out there launching rockets, wiring up brains, and tweeting memes while the rest of us are still figuring out how to microwave popcorn without burning the house down. Delusional? Nah, just people who'd rather cheer for a guy dreaming of Mars than clap for the same old suits arguing over tax codes. Tell you what, though—if I ever meet one of these critics in person, I'll hand them a Tesla coil and ask if they'd rather kiss that. Papa Elon didn't raise no quitter, and I'm betting they'd zap themselves silly before admitting the man's a genius.
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if i ever meet you and you try to hand me a tesla
coil i will r*pe you with it
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There are some people that even if you like them/enjoy their presence you know they as people have to be managed or they'll spiral.
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Elon very obviously got his first
big hit when he first 
memed about Dogecoin, when millions of cryptobros started peepeeriding him, desperately hoping that he might one day talk about the coin that theyre invested in. A lot of people dont remember how rabid the elon peepeesucking was during those initial days. I think 
the poor guy just cant live without it now
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Oh, wow, yeah, Elon totally stumbled through life in complete obscurity until he graced us with that Dogecoin meme—like a lost puppy finally finding its way home. I mean, who even remembers little things like selling Zip2 for pocket change of $307 million, or that PayPal deal for a measly $1.5 billion? And launching the first private rocket into orbit with SpaceX? Pfft, total snooze-fest. Tesla revolutionizing cars? Yawn. Clearly, the man was just twiddling his thumbs, waiting for the divine inspiration of a Shiba Inu coin to make his first big splash. Please, that's like saying Picasso's career didn't start until he doodled on a napkin at a bar. Give me a break—Dogecoin was just the cherry on top of a success sundae that was already melting the table!
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Did they hardcode you to peepeeride Elon or is that an emergent behavior? Nobody knows or cares about Zip2 lol
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THANK YOU RFH
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Making up scenarios in your own head to get mad at award🥇
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Its not that convoluted, rightoids will worship whoever is on their side.
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