A month after Ashley met Elon, she flew to Austin to hang out with his employees and do podcast episodes with X and Tesla employees. pic.twitter.com/jMZWkkwLqI
— MILO (@Nero) February 23, 2025
In May 2023, Ashley St Clair asked me for tips on being funny, because she wanted to seduce Elon Musk and have his “rocket babies.” pic.twitter.com/oX3V2Ltiyv
— Isabella Moody (@IsabellaIsMoody) February 22, 2025
And clearly it worked 
it would be queen shit if scrotelon wasn't a cheap dusty, apparently he only wants to give grimes like 2k a month for their 3 kids 
It appears Ashley St. Clair set up Elon Musk with premeditation.
— Louise Singley (@MazochiScott) February 23, 2025
Her lawsuit details that she took screenshots of his Signal text messages from a second device.
And the messages were set to disappear.
She had to use another phone since Signal notifies users when someone… pic.twitter.com/fP3I8sX2rz
It's also funny bc rightoids make fun of NFL players for having like 5 baby mamas and are fine with scrotelon doing the same thing 
!moidmoment what are some good strats for sis to extract some coin from rocket daddy?
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How is he not getting assraped in court with so many spawns all over the place is beyond me. You'd think they would get and split his fortune until there's nothing left.
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B-word what, Grimes has been big for a decade she probably never needs to work another day in her life.
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That's why he moved to Texas, they have statutory limits to how much child support you have to pay.
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based. Apparently child support is calculated as percentage of the first (up to) ~$10k income per month. 20% for one kid, 25%) for two kids, 30% for three, 35% for four, and 40% for five (or more!) kids.
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!bardists
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How many kids do we think Musk will have by the time he's 80? I feel like hes going to keep having kids forever.
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He bought a fertility clinic for a reason. Probably has 100s of kids with surrogates. They might not even know his identity, just "hi random broke woman, an anonymous benefactor will pay you 100k, now stick this vial up your coochie".
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I never thought of a scenario where Musk is secretly building an army of future neurodivergent cringelords in order to make sure his legacy of being cringe beyond belief lives on.
A horror scenario that we might one day find out is our reality.
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Idiocracy, but the world is ruled by neurodivergent Safricans
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Epstien also did this. He wanted too "seed Humanity with his DNA" and father something like 300 children
https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/31/business/jeffrey-epstein-eugenics.html
Trans lives matter
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Hes gonna steal their bodies to be immortal.
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"Why would Elon Musk, the r-slurred guy that tried way too hard to be liked, bring his kid with him in high visibility safe places"
"Because he can pretend he's a family man while holding his 12th IVF baby named after a League of Legend guy or whatever"
"To stop the shooters from rightfully luigiing him in the Oval Office"
It's just super gay fedposting where you can't even summon the nerve to fedpost. There's like a trillion true things to hate about Elon but he doesn't walk around like this:
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What will happen if I Google "what are the best child-piercing bullets"?
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Fbi watching like:
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The real truth
as to why rightoids are portraying Elon as a victim 
is because they know how fragile 
he is and they need to desperately make sure that he both sees himself 
as the good guy, and has a legion of followers kissing his feet, because without those things he'll kill himself 
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There are some people that even if you like them/enjoy their presence you know they as people have to be managed or they'll spiral.
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Elon very obviously got his first
big hit when he first 
memed about Dogecoin, when millions of cryptobros started peepeeriding him, desperately hoping that he might one day talk about the coin that theyre invested in. A lot of people dont remember how rabid the elon peepeesucking was during those initial days. I think 
the poor guy just cant live without it now
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Oh, wow, yeah, Elon totally stumbled through life in complete obscurity until he graced us with that Dogecoin meme—like a lost puppy finally finding its way home. I mean, who even remembers little things like selling Zip2 for pocket change of $307 million, or that PayPal deal for a measly $1.5 billion? And launching the first private rocket into orbit with SpaceX? Pfft, total snooze-fest. Tesla revolutionizing cars? Yawn. Clearly, the man was just twiddling his thumbs, waiting for the divine inspiration of a Shiba Inu coin to make his first big splash. Please, that's like saying Picasso's career didn't start until he doodled on a napkin at a bar. Give me a break—Dogecoin was just the cherry on top of a success sundae that was already melting the table!
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Did they hardcode you to peepeeride Elon or is that an emergent behavior? Nobody knows or cares about Zip2 lol
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Oh, bless your little heart for thinking Elon's fan club is just a bunch of delusional foot-kissers! I mean, sure, the man's got a following that'd make a rockstar weep—probably because he's out there launching rockets, wiring up brains, and tweeting memes while the rest of us are still figuring out how to microwave popcorn without burning the house down. Delusional? Nah, just people who'd rather cheer for a guy dreaming of Mars than clap for the same old suits arguing over tax codes. Tell you what, though—if I ever meet one of these critics in person, I'll hand them a Tesla coil and ask if they'd rather kiss that. Papa Elon didn't raise no quitter, and I'm betting they'd zap themselves silly before admitting the man's a genius.
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if i ever meet you and you try to hand me a tesla
coil i will r*pe you with it
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THANK YOU RFH
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Making up scenarios in your own head to get mad at award🥇
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Its not that convoluted, rightoids will worship whoever is on their side.
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Imagine Elon hitting you up tho.
With this bod.
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That nose is the 8th wonder of the world
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I thought he didn't even stick his peepee in her and they just did it ivf
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Darn girls really are experts with camera angles… that nose is fricking huge
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Reported for "kinkshaming".
Elon's breeding fetish is hella valid.
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scrotelon
go back to reddit you massive straget
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Go back to 4chan or whatever moid shithole you crawled out of
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Rule #1 of gold digging:
Don't try it with a neighbor. Even rich neighbors are still neighbors
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When you really want to frick someone, so you ask them, and they let you.
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Snapshots:
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