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  • JimieWhales : the unfunny cringemoid is helpless before the humorfoid

Why are twitter rightoids acting like Scrotelon's newest baby mama forced him to stick his p-nis in her :marseylaugh: :marseylaugh:

https://x.com/Nero/status/1893479192915742890

And clearly it worked :marseyshrug: it would be queen shit if scrotelon wasn't a cheap dusty, apparently he only wants to give grimes like 2k a month for their 3 kids :marseydisagreesuperspeed:

It's also funny bc rightoids make fun of NFL players for having like 5 baby mamas and are fine with scrotelon doing the same thing :marseyxd:

!moidmoment what are some good strats for sis to extract some coin from rocket daddy?

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How many kids do we think Musk will have by the time he's 80? I feel like hes going to keep having kids forever.

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He bought a fertility clinic for a reason. Probably has 100s of kids with surrogates. They might not even know his identity, just "hi random broke woman, an anonymous benefactor will pay you 100k, now stick this vial up your coochie".

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Epstien also did this. He wanted too "seed Humanity with his DNA" and father something like 300 children

https://www.nytimes.com/2019/07/31/business/jeffrey-epstein-eugenics.html

Trans lives matter

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I never thought of a scenario where Musk is secretly building an army of future neurodivergent cringelords in order to make sure his legacy of being cringe beyond belief lives on.

A horror scenario that we might one day find out is our reality.

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Idiocracy, but the world is ruled by neurodivergent Safricans :marseyyikes:

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Hes gonna steal their bodies to be immortal.

!commenters

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"Why would Elon Musk, the r-slurred guy that tried way too hard to be liked, bring his kid with him in high visibility safe places" :marseyhmm:

"Because he can pretend he's a family man while holding his 12th IVF baby named after a League of Legend guy or whatever" :marseyregulartalking:

"To stop the shooters from rightfully luigiing him in the Oval Office" :chadleftoidtalking:

It's just super gay fedposting where you can't even summon the nerve to fedpost. There's like a trillion true things to hate about Elon but he doesn't walk around like this:

https://external-preview.redd.it/JqJGVyfnzbqIdc528fk8k2aRzVPwDtRq9SThyqWNJgE.jpg?auto=webp&s=1e65c70d9560f3a7ec8f478847b75dfebd31d5aa

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What will happen if I Google "what are the best child-piercing bullets"?

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Fbi watching like:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/1740423308RaWsKDJbAg_hlw.webp

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