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NeedForStuffing big/nerd Trans-fullfrontallobotomy. Professional Retard, Amateur Dramanaut :marseyjam: :marseyakshually:  2yr ago (image post) 325 thread views #124011

Fried rice I made last night :marseychefkiss:

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I like fried rice, but this is unironically my best attempt. Rice, tumeric, curry powder, olive (and then seasame because I ran out) oil, diced chicken breast, white mushrooms, lots of peas, couple eggs, oyster sauce, and soy sauce

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why is it so wet

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I was working with a faster cooking rice than I'm used to and used too much water like a white person :marseyyikes:

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Bet this was tasty though :marseychefkiss:

/h/food is for the confident chef who doesn't care about being roasted about their presentation :marseybuff:

Food badges when? :marseybongo:

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Oh it looks like total dogshit I agree, but darn did it smell good :marseyfluffy:

Haha yeah I deserve to be roasted for the rice, but I really love to cook and if you guys want more content I might put more effort in :marseyhmm:

There was one for thanksgiving for a turkey that I made that turned out really well. I've got a few other dishes I've posted here too

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That looks amazing :marseyembrace: I would definitely encourage you to post more!

I get roasted on here all the time because I take terrible pics and it looks horrible, but boy is it good.

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@Certifiedbussyoperator

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do you have a rice cooker? it seems like one of those useless extraneous appliances on the surface but i use mine all the time. no effort at all for perfect rice every time, and you can just make a lot and keep rice in the fridge 24/7 because rice costs basically nothing

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I do not, no, but I really should get one. I've gone out with an asian girl and I've got a couple asian friends (including a guy from HK), and I've been read the riot act by each one for not using a rice cooker

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I suggest this one: https://shop.zojirushi.com/products/nszcc

It's a great model for the price.

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$230

haha what the frick my rice cooker was $50 and it does one thing extremely well, cook rice

you don't need to drop hundreds of dollars to cook rice

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Sure, you absolutely don't need to spend that much, but I highly recommend it. This model makes much better rice than cheaper models, and if 230 is too much a pressure cooker or pot would also make rice just fine. I only really recommend a rice cooker if someone makes rice a ton, and for those people 230 isnt that much (some models go up to ~$750).

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That brand is the pinnacle and most people I know use it.

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this one is kind of expensive compared to others but in my experience japanese cooking appliances always work really well, prob because most of them dont have stoves or ovens. might be fine getting a cheaper one for just rice cooking tho

https://www.amazon.com/Zojirushi-NHS-06-3-Cup-Uncooked-Cooker/dp/B00004S575/ref=sr_1_5?keywords=rice+cooker+japanese&qid=1668704073&sprefix=rice+cooker+jap%2Caps%2C116&sr=8-5

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You need to dehydrate your rice in the fridge

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yeah that's the wettest fried rice I've seen

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you need to put rice in the fridge for a couple days before frying it to prevent it getting gummy. looks like it tasted good though!

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I knowww, it needs to be cold rice but I had no cooked rice and I was hungry, but fricked the rice up lol

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This is more chicken rice than fried rice, still looks good.

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Sloppa

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That don't look like no fried rice I seen it's too wet. did you make it on a nonstick? a wok or cast iron gets hotter and isn't toxic at high temps

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I know it's too wet :marseycry: , I used too much water and cooked it immediately afterwards. Tasted good though

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Don't use water. Just use a lot of oil.

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Tip for next time, use day old rice. Fresh rice turns to mush.

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>I think being gay is an insult

Darn bro, it's 2021. Your cracks are about 3 decades behind

I do have to ask, do twinks have a particular way of writing that you can identify not only their sexual orientation, but also their role within that orientation?

Cause that's fricking incredible. It's like dictational Gaydar™©®

I mean it's busted, cause you were way off base, but it's still pretty darn cool

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Looks like mush. But it looks like tasty mush, so who cares? Just don't call it fried rice

Call it a fusion dish between fried rice and risotto!

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Sorry bro, that looks abominable. I hope it was good though. I eat hideous looking stuff myself

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Just get a rice cooker, bro.

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cant tell if this is a joke

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