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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
8mo ago#4828133
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i'm american and even i know this is all incredibly gay
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
haggis 8mo ago#4828747
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since when are stars gay
are you saying patton is gay?
OR AUDIE MURPHY? THE MOST BADASS DUDE WHO EVER LIVED!??!
wait don't answer that if you don't know who he is because...look at him.
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
7371939 8mo ago#4828789
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he was so short and twink-like they almost didn't even let him join the army. he was like 5'5" and 120 pounds and had to literally beg to be allowed to JOIN A WORLD WAR WHERE PEOPLE WERE GETTING FORCIBLY PUT IN THE ARMY.
but then finally got in and proved to be a rambo-level badass in war. the most "you can't put that stuff in a movie, it would be too unbelievable!" stuff.
and then they did put it in a movie. about him. and he played himself because there wasn't an actor alive able to pull off his badassery.
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a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
haggis 8mo ago#4828769
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conedno/no
a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice.
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i'm american and even i know this is all incredibly gay
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You have stars on your flag, so you should know "gay".
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since when are stars gay
are you saying patton is gay?
OR AUDIE MURPHY? THE MOST BADASS DUDE WHO EVER LIVED!??!
wait don't answer that if you don't know who he is because...look at him.
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The man on the bottom is a twink lol.
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he was so short and twink-like they almost didn't even let him join the army. he was like 5'5" and 120 pounds and had to literally beg to be allowed to JOIN A WORLD WAR WHERE PEOPLE WERE GETTING FORCIBLY PUT IN THE ARMY.
but then finally got in and proved to be a rambo-level badass in war. the most "you can't put that stuff in a movie, it would be too unbelievable!" stuff.
and then they did put it in a movie. about him. and he played himself because there wasn't an actor alive able to pull off his badassery.
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The masculine desire to stand in a burning tank destroyer and spray .50 rounds into an advancing German horde until the barrel glows red
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Patton was gayer than J. Edgar Hoover, don't kid yourself....
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j edgar hoover? more like GAY edGAY hoover!
BAZINGA
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Dang, ur good.
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i no bby now let me see that bussy
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yeah i am. i really should do stand up.
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