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coned no/no a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice. 8mo ago #4828133

i'm american and even i know this is all incredibly gay

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haggis_missus_carp mar/sea coned 8mo ago #4828652 Edited 8mo ago

Found 85 Coins!

You have stars on your flag, so you should know "gay". :marseycanadian:

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coned no/no a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice. haggis_missus_carp 8mo ago #4828747

since when are stars gay

are you saying patton is gay? :punch:

OR AUDIE MURPHY? THE MOST BADASS DUDE WHO EVER LIVED!??! :badass:

wait don't answer that if you don't know who he is because...look at him. :uhuh:

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7371939 they/them coned 8mo ago #4828766

The man on the bottom is a twink lol.

:marseywould:

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coned no/no a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice. 7371939 8mo ago #4828789

he was so short and twink-like they almost didn't even let him join the army. he was like 5'5" and 120 pounds and had to literally beg to be allowed to JOIN A WORLD WAR WHERE PEOPLE WERE GETTING FORCIBLY PUT IN THE ARMY.

but then finally got in and proved to be a rambo-level badass in war. the most "you can't put that stuff in a movie, it would be too unbelievable!" stuff.

and then they did put it in a movie. about him. and he played himself because there wasn't an actor alive able to pull off his badassery.

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow coned 8mo ago #4829669

The masculine desire to stand in a burning tank destroyer and spray .50 rounds into an advancing German horde until the barrel glows red

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haggis_missus_carp mar/sea coned 8mo ago #4828755

Patton was gayer than J. Edgar Hoover, don't kid yourself....

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coned no/no a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice. haggis_missus_carp 8mo ago #4828769

j edgar hoover? more like GAY edGAY hoover!

BAZINGA :xd:

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haggis_missus_carp mar/sea coned 8mo ago #4828784

Dang, ur good.

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BussyAtomSmasher bussy/blaster BLM / QUEERS FOR PALESTINE haggis_missus_carp 8mo ago #4830153

Dang, ur good

i no bby now let me see that bussy

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coned no/no a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice. haggis_missus_carp 8mo ago #4828798

yeah i am. i really should do stand up.

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey coned 8mo ago #4829073

You'd probably get heckled and call someone a BIPOC.

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coned no/no a woman is a lot like a refrigerator. they're about 6 feet tall, 300 pounds, they make ice. AnnoyinTheGoyim 8mo ago #4829296

impossible. you can't heckle someone while UNCONTROLLABLY LAUGHING!

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Sner bird/marsey 👨🏻‍🦼👨🏾‍🦼 ⚧ 🚱🦅✨ :marseytiny5:

8mo ago #4828299

it's fine

anyone cooking they own food these days should be celebrated tbh

half theses 'chefs' in the comments eat frozen 'slop and ~~mcdondas~~ (nandos? idk bong cuisine) 3x a day

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Fabrico r/drama :marseyeldritch:

My profile and flair color is 28bca3 :!marseycatcus:

Sner 8mo ago #4828374 Edited 8mo ago

:#marseyhesright:

The tiers of respect for people's primary food source are as follows:

Makes quality food for themselves and others.

Makes food for themselves and/or others

Doesn't make food but does go to local establishments

Respectability Line, do not go below

Eats prepared food from grocery stores

Eats fast food

Gets food delivered

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BigCarpsyHunter chud/bustr :marseypatriot:

God bless this mess :marseyusa:

Fabrico 8mo ago #4828408

:marseynotes: It's nice to see others judge people's food habits as harshly as I do

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow Fabrico 8mo ago #4829673

I unironically believe that cooking a dinner with 3 sides and a dessert for to serve to guests is skill that you cannot call yourself a complete human without

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Fabrico r/drama :marseyeldritch:

My profile and flair color is 28bca3 :!marseycatcus:

Detroitvelvetsmooth 8mo ago #4829741

:#marseyhesright:

I understand not being able to afford a large dinner like that. However everyone should be able to at least make side dishes.

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Detroitvelvetsmooth alpha/male Pibble got loose somehow Fabrico 8mo ago #4829801

A roast chicken, homemade rolls, a salad, roast veggies and a tray of brownies is literally $25 of ingredients tops, serves 4 people with room to spare, and never fails to impress. Seriously a good, easy, filling meal that's a great template for how to host a dinner

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TabbySupremacy Thy/Thou Fabrico 8mo ago #4828978

What if you get food delivered from local establishments? Do you swing back to respectability, or are you still beyond all hope? :marseyhmm:

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Fabrico r/drama :marseyeldritch:

My profile and flair color is 28bca3 :!marseycatcus:

TabbySupremacy 8mo ago #4829121

Only if it's delivery provided by the establishment directly. If it's 3rd party (like doordash or ubereats) it's still pathetic.

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uncle_redORted sexua/lobst I just want to cruise, man Fabrico 8mo ago #4832616

:marseydisagree: It straddles the line at best, because while the owners appreciate the volume for sure they're missing out on the "how well visited" metric, especially locals! So one better get their butt down there to show others that this place is good. Show some effort and give max. support if you don't want to cook, darnit!

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finbarfin beep/boop Sner 8mo ago #4828360

Nandos is great and it's south african @kaamrev

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EskomSePoesOfficial my/nigga finbarfin 8mo ago #4830346

Nandos is the fricking shit neighbor

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EskomSePoesOfficial my/nigga Sner 8mo ago #4830344

Nandos is at least real chicken and not nuggets made from chicken buttholes.

You.cannot.compare.nandos.to.the.kak.that.is.mcdonalds.

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Slippery_Jim Trans/Lives A gigabyte of RAM should do the trick 8mo ago #4828103

!britbongs How to create Bong Sneed in one easy step.

Greggs is shit. Like, the fact you guys think that is good food is absolutely laughable. What a joke.

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Christmasthedral brex/it . Slippery_Jim 8mo ago #4828227

Yoo wanna say that to me face pal come 2 smethwick Birmingham I'll Fookin smash yer ed in mate.

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i_only_downvote_zoomers down/vote :marseydownvote:

Christmasthedral 8mo ago #4828615

That's me bimothy third from the left!

:marseywave3talking#:

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Avalon they/them Christmasthedral 8mo ago #4828301

Not Pakistani enough for Birmingham.

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PatriceOneal e/acc We went to a musical called "Oh Africa, Brave Africa". It was a laugh riot. Christmasthedral 8mo ago #4828574

Gang gang, pastry so good

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X ching/chong :marseymaidgeisha:

Anarcho-Syndicalist-Trotskyist-Stalinist Cuban Revolutionary :marseyrevolution:

Christmasthedral 8mo ago #4828554

come to Brighton

:#marseyhomohitler:

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Geniud they/them penis :marseycopter:

Slippery_Jim 8mo ago #4828375

>he doesn't know his bong subspecies

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Brony UNDER/TALE ♪Put your hooves together, if you want to clop♫ Slippery_Jim 8mo ago #4828470

Well yeah. No shit. It's fast food.

Fastfood-cels be sneeding over homecooking-chads :marseychef:

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RETARD_POLICE lol/lmao 🇬🇧 Slippery_Jim 8mo ago #4830301

We don't think it's good. Everyone knows Greggs is - at most - British McDonalds. Saying it's good is a meme, but mutts don't understand irony so the idea that someone might say a thing while meaning another thing is lost on you.

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Slippery_Jim Trans/Lives A gigabyte of RAM should do the trick RETARD_POLICE 8mo ago #4830385

is lost on you.

>being accused of being a burger for the 1000th time by europoors.

>knowing that next week, a burger will accuse me of being a europoor.

no I am not a sexy Indian dude either.

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RETARD_POLICE lol/lmao 🇬🇧 Slippery_Jim 8mo ago #4830930

Inuit snow-eater gtfo.

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JessicaValentine yiff/yiff Comprehend the concept of love 8mo ago #4830156

I love when "people" from the subhuman shithole parts of the UK try to find pride in whatever garbage peasant food they have. It's literally the best thing they or their bloodlines have ever done, some sort of way to prepare pig trimmings and rat guts

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RETARD_POLICE lol/lmao 🇬🇧 JessicaValentine 8mo ago #4830297

Nah this is a bad take, bro, Cornish pasties are the bomb.

Steak, potatoes, veg, pastry. It's a pie you can hold.

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FearOfBees BI/POC :soycry:

RETARD_POLICE 8mo ago #4831616

Looks fine to me. I'd eat it on a whim.

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RETARD_POLICE lol/lmao 🇬🇧 FearOfBees 8mo ago #4833041

Extremely Cornish and pastry-pilled.

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yolomeister they/them I payed 25 DC for this flair and all I got was this lousy text RETARD_POLICE 8mo ago #4830377

Nah this is a bad take, bro, Cornish pasties are the bomb.

I hope u dont speak like this irl

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RETARD_POLICE lol/lmao 🇬🇧 yolomeister 8mo ago #4830934

I talk exclusively like that in real life wdym?

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Poj they/them :marseysmokealarmbeep:

THE ROBOT IS STUCK! :marseysmokealarmbeep:

8mo ago #4828779

Waiting for @snallygaster to have the mods change my posting privs.

The plot with my current life situation has thickened and idk what to make of it

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey Poj 8mo ago #4829091

No one cares. Go pass out or crash your car again.

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Poj they/them :marseysmokealarmbeep:

THE ROBOT IS STUCK! :marseysmokealarmbeep:

AnnoyinTheGoyim 8mo ago #4829221

Jew.

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TrappyKong she/them 🍌 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒦𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓇𝓎 🍌 Poj 8mo ago #4829329

Queen

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey Poj 8mo ago #4829373

Yes,and?

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DickButtKiss Sick/Piss F•R•I•E•N•D•S :marseynightmare:

8mo ago #4828185

Aint that just a empanada?

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Morpheuswipe face/off DickButtKiss 8mo ago #4828226

Pretty much, I think they might have a different kind of pastry though

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finbarfin beep/boop Morpheuswipe 8mo ago #4828381

Yeah the english ones have more like a pie dough thing going on, empanadas have a thinner pastry, like somewhere between a gyoza and a pie crust. I don't bake, but you can make the english ones with store bought pre-roll pie crusts, and you can make empanadas out of a stack of dough circles you buy at the mexican grocery store.

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AnnoyinTheGoyim oy/vey finbarfin 8mo ago #4829088

Jamaican beef patties are better than both of those things.

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TrappyKong she/them 🍌 𝒯𝓇𝒶𝓅𝓅𝓎 𝒦𝑜𝓃𝑔 𝒞𝑜𝓊𝓃𝓉𝓇𝓎 🍌 AnnoyinTheGoyim 8mo ago #4829330

bro wtf have you never had a good pasty? Go up to the UP fr

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AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE me/myself/I I upvoted you. Did you upvote me? :marseyviewerstare2:

8mo ago #4828171 Edited 8mo ago

Who puts a frick-hole in savory food? :marseypuke:

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uncle_redORted sexua/lobst I just want to cruise, man AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE 8mo ago #4832703

Less chance of yeast infection? In any case it's :marseygrilling2: posting, because male toys have become readily available. Kids in puberty now were born in like '10. They grew up on what... Moana? Zootopia? Finding Dory stuff? They'll buy a Tenga delivered to a trusted friend or just use their hands like the rest of us cheapskates. Also has men fricking food ever been a thing before American Pie?

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AIDS_IS_A_CHOICE me/myself/I I upvoted you. Did you upvote me? :marseyviewerstare2:

uncle_redORted 8mo ago #4834717

I was alluding to people who frick food with the specific purpose of eating it after, where desserts are the standard. I forget this is a Christian site.