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i'm american and even i know this is all incredibly gay
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You have stars on your flag, so you should know "gay".
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since when are stars gay
are you saying patton is gay?
OR AUDIE MURPHY? THE MOST BADASS DUDE WHO EVER LIVED!??!
wait don't answer that if you don't know who he is because...look at him.
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The man on the bottom is a twink lol.
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he was so short and twink-like they almost didn't even let him join the army. he was like 5'5" and 120 pounds and had to literally beg to be allowed to JOIN A WORLD WAR WHERE PEOPLE WERE GETTING FORCIBLY PUT IN THE ARMY.
but then finally got in and proved to be a rambo-level badass in war. the most "you can't put that stuff in a movie, it would be too unbelievable!" stuff.
and then they did put it in a movie. about him. and he played himself because there wasn't an actor alive able to pull off his badassery.
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The masculine desire to stand in a burning tank destroyer and spray .50 rounds into an advancing German horde until the barrel glows red
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Based Audie Murphy. My great grandpa smoked krauts with him in Salerno.
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WHAT REALLY?!
i wanna say lucky cause audie fricking murphy but also yanno...war.
the first world war 2 book i ever read was audie murphys bio. it's what kicked off my UNHEALTHY OBSESSION with world war 2.
well that and getting more stoned than everyone has ever been, falling asleep during saving private ryan, and having a world war 2 dream. which then led me to the audie murphy book.
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Well I doubt they ever met, idk what division he was even in. The extent of my knowledge was that he was definitely in Salerno and Northern Italy, and did something to get a bronze star. He brought back an officer's PPK and a rifle, which was cool. He was also very short, which is a funny coincidence. They probably would've gotten along well.
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Patton was gayer than J. Edgar Hoover, don't kid yourself....
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j edgar hoover? more like GAY edGAY hoover!
BAZINGA
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Dang, ur good.
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i no bby now let me see that bussy
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yeah i am. i really should do stand up.
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You'd probably get heckled and call someone a BIPOC.
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impossible. you can't heckle someone while UNCONTROLLABLY LAUGHING!
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it's fine
anyone cooking they own food these days should be celebrated tbh
half theses 'chefs' in the comments eat frozen 'slop and
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The tiers of respect for people's primary food source are as follows:
Makes quality food for themselves and others.
Makes food for themselves and/or others
Doesn't make food but does go to local establishments
Respectability Line, do not go below
Eats prepared food from grocery stores
Eats fast food
Gets food delivered
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I unironically believe that cooking a dinner with 3 sides and a dessert for to serve to guests is skill that you cannot call yourself a complete human without
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I understand not being able to afford a large dinner like that. However everyone should be able to at least make side dishes.
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A roast chicken, homemade rolls, a salad, roast veggies and a tray of brownies is literally $25 of ingredients tops, serves 4 people with room to spare, and never fails to impress. Seriously a good, easy, filling meal that's a great template for how to host a dinner
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What if you make quality food but you're the only one that likes it so you end up having to eat an entire chuck roast and pot of duchess potato casserole by yourself over the course of a week?
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If you make food and others don't like it, try making other dishes. If they don't like anything you either suck at cooking (sorry) or they are joyless bastards. Can always host/join a potluck and let random strangers be impartial judges.
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Just cut it smaller before you cook it?
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What if you get food delivered from local establishments? Do you swing back to respectability, or are you still beyond all hope?
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Only if it's delivery provided by the establishment directly. If it's 3rd party (like doordash or ubereats) it's still pathetic.
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Nandos is great and it's south african
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Nandos is the fricking shit neighbor
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Nandos is at least real chicken and not nuggets made from chicken buttholes.
You.cannot.compare.nandos.to.the.kak.that.is.mcdonalds.
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!britbongs How to create Bong Sneed in one easy step.
Greggs is shit. Like, the fact you guys think that is good food is absolutely laughable. What a joke.
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Yoo wanna say that to me face pal come 2 smethwick Birmingham I'll Fookin smash yer ed in mate.
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Not Pakistani enough for Birmingham.
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That's me bimothy third from the left!
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Gang gang, pastry so good
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come to Brighton
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Well yeah. No shit. It's fast food.
Fastfood-cels be sneeding over homecooking-chads
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We don't think it's good. Everyone knows Greggs is - at most - British McDonalds. Saying it's good is a meme, but mutts don't understand irony so the idea that someone might say a thing while meaning another thing is lost on you.
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no I am not a sexy Indian dude either.
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Inuit snow-eater gtfo.
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I love when "people" from the subhuman shithole parts of the UK try to find pride in whatever garbage peasant food they have. It's literally the best thing they or their bloodlines have ever done, some sort of way to prepare pig trimmings and rat guts
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Nah this is a bad take, bro, Cornish pasties are the bomb.
Steak, potatoes, veg, pastry. It's a pie you can hold.
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Looks fine to me. I'd eat it on a whim.
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Extremely Cornish and pastry-pilled.
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I hope u dont speak like this irl
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I talk exclusively like that in real life wdym?
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Waiting for
@snallygaster to have the mods change my posting privs.
The plot with my current life situation has thickened and idk what to make of it
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No one cares. Go pass out or crash your car again.
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Jew.
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Queen
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Yes,and?
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Aint that just a empanada?
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Pretty much, I think they might have a different kind of pastry though
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Yeah the english ones have more like a pie dough thing going on, empanadas have a thinner pastry, like somewhere between a gyoza and a pie crust. I don't bake, but you can make the english ones with store bought pre-roll pie crusts, and you can make empanadas out of a stack of dough circles you buy at the mexican grocery store.
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Jamaican beef patties are better than both of those things.
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bro wtf have you never had a good pasty? Go up to the UP fr
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Who puts a frick-hole in savory food?
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Less chance of yeast infection? In any case it's
posting, because male toys have become readily available. Kids in puberty now were born in like '10. They grew up on what... Moana? Zootopia? Finding Dory stuff? They'll buy a Tenga delivered to a trusted friend or just use their hands like the rest of us cheapskates. Also has men fricking food ever been a thing before American Pie?
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I was alluding to people who frick food with the specific purpose of eating it after, where desserts are the standard. I forget this is a Christian site.
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bunch of good
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bussy-enjoyers 
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We used to frick goats ig
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cool, no idea what "ig" means?
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Facebook is the greatest SM by far
Secured my spot as a top 100 most memorable rdrama poster
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that's a frick hole, you can't tell me otherwise
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GOOD niche drama thank you
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