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i'm american and even i know this is all incredibly gay

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You have stars on your flag, so you should know "gay". :marseycanadian:

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since when are stars gay

https://media.giphy.com/media/oO8KOiMffqxD2b5Xzr/giphy.webp

are you saying patton is gay? :punch:

https://i.rdrama.net/images/16924080272314928.webp

OR AUDIE MURPHY? THE MOST BADASS DUDE WHO EVER LIVED!??! :badass:

wait don't answer that if you don't know who he is because...look at him. :uhuh:

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Patton was gayer than J. Edgar Hoover, don't kid yourself....

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j edgar hoover? more like GAY edGAY hoover!

BAZINGA :xd:

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Dang, ur good.

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yeah i am. i really should do stand up.

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Dang, ur good

i no bby now let me see that bussy

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The man on the bottom is a twink lol.

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he was so short and twink-like they almost didn't even let him join the army. he was like 5'5" and 120 pounds and had to literally beg to be allowed to JOIN A WORLD WAR WHERE PEOPLE WERE GETTING FORCIBLY PUT IN THE ARMY.

but then finally got in and proved to be a rambo-level badass in war. the most "you can't put that stuff in a movie, it would be too unbelievable!" stuff.

and then they did put it in a movie. about him. and he played himself because there wasn't an actor alive able to pull off his badassery.

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The masculine desire to stand in a burning tank destroyer and spray .50 rounds into an advancing German horde until the barrel glows red

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